Can I join your family, pleeeease?

[Sin Studly]

(while watching Indiana Jones and the last Crusade)

My mother ; Wow, those rock formations are amazing.
Me ; The pinnacles were more amazing.
My mother ;You mean the pinnacles in Broken Hill?
Me ;No, the pinnacles in Western Australia
My mother ;What? When were you ever in Western Australia?
Me ;Mum... I lived there. For a year.
My mother ;Oh.... yeah, I sort of remember that.
Me ;And then I moved in here with my girlfriend from Western Australia for another year.
My mother ;Oh... yeah.... yeah, that sounds vaguely right.

Who'll let me join their family as a brother, stepbrother, halfbrother, brother in law, ANYTHING?

[the_GoDdEsS]

Come join us? And indulge in perverted Slavic hilarious conversations during family lunch? That's right, my family. :/

[Kitten]

She sounds like both my parents.

[Aimeht]

How about as the family pet?

[Sin Studly]

The goddess wins, unless you mean family pet in the leather bondage kinky sense of the term.... nah, even if you do, the goddess wins.

[JohnnyNemesis]

If you need someone to satisfy your cravings for both violence and homosexual sex, I'll throw my name in the hat.

[Sin Studly]

Oh snap! Ricky wins, provided he'll make me some sort of family member that it isn't totally disgusting to have sex with.

A stepbrother, mayhaps?

[the_GoDdEsS]

Hrm, how do we make a family? Well, all I can offer you is a father in law with whom you can crack racist jokes, a caring mother in law who'll sometimes show you the middle finger for fun and a brother in law you can smoke up with. And an evil drunk Slavic bitch who'll pour sliv down her chest right into your mouth while invading your Western lands? Any neccessary extras included. Contact Filthy Slavic Love Match for more information.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Oooh, this is starting to sound like a competition. *pulls up sleeves looking at Ricky meaningfully* :P

[Sin Studly]

Licking sliv off your chest seals the deal. Goddess wins.