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TheUnholyNightbringer
06-14-2005, 09:46 AM
A PM sent to me earlier today:


I couldn't help but notice you have a similar name then me. I love you and you're imposter. I want you're huge cock. You can mail it to me. I live on cock street.

Hahaha!!
Preecey
06-14-2005, 09:47 AM
I think that's wishomie. Not sure though.
coke_a_holic
06-14-2005, 09:47 AM
He didn't leave the full address. How does he expect you to find his house on Cock Street?
JohnnyNemesis
06-14-2005, 09:48 AM
"I want you're huge cock"
When read completely without the contraction, that's even funnier. I want you are huge cock!

You have more than one impostor though; I remember seeing the UnholyMorningBringer or something once.

He didn't leave the full address. How does he expect you to find his house on Cock Street?

HA!
punkangel
06-14-2005, 09:48 AM
A PM sent to me earlier today:



Hahaha!!


Did you see his thread? I think it was on the second page and when I saw the user name I was just on the floor laughing
Jack the Tripper
06-14-2005, 09:50 AM
It wasn't me. I already made an imposter for you. Theunholymorningbringer is the one I made.
TheUnholyNightbringer
06-14-2005, 09:51 AM
When read completely without the contraction, that's even funnier. I want you are huge cock!

You have more than one impostor though; I remember seeing the UnholyMorningBringer or something once.

TheUnholyMorningBringer wasn't an imposter, he was meant to be the exact opposite of me.

Good point, Mike - I'm not knocking on every door in Cock Street - some right weirdos live there. *Points at Rick*
the_GoDdEsS
06-14-2005, 09:52 AM
wishomie or Lodat, if you ask me. Sounds like their spelling and retarded ideas.
TheUnholyNightbringer
06-14-2005, 09:53 AM
I would reply to that, were it not for the throbbing member in my mouth.
coke_a_holic
06-14-2005, 09:53 AM
Only wishomie would enjoy having ten cocks in his mouth. It's a shame he didn't choke...
Preecey
06-14-2005, 09:55 AM
I told wishomie to stop doing this! Mind you, what do you expect...
Nina
06-14-2005, 11:06 AM
I want you are huge cock!


-falls off chair- omg Dave is a COCK.
TheUnholyNightbringer
06-14-2005, 11:08 AM
I'm a cock who sucks a lot of cocks, apparently.

I'm a cock with a mouth! Wieh!
punkangel
06-14-2005, 11:09 AM
*spits coke out* That caught me off guard
Mota Boy
06-14-2005, 11:30 AM
I'm a cock who sucks a lot of cocks, apparently.
Reminds me of a t-shirt. "My cock is so big that it has its own cock. And my cock's cock is bigger than your cock."

This all sounds like some freaky Japanese anime.
Kerr
06-14-2005, 11:56 AM
Definately the work if wishomie, I am sure. The "you're" instead of "your" is so damn unmistakeable.
Vera
06-14-2005, 02:05 PM
Dude, 10 cocks?

That's unhealthily awesome.
TheUnholyNightbringer
06-14-2005, 02:07 PM
10 SMALL cocks. Numbers are decieving.
JohnnyNemesis
06-14-2005, 05:57 PM
Mine is bigger than all ten combined. Tis the truth.
Amanda
06-14-2005, 06:01 PM
Hahaha that's too funny! Wow, i guess some people just have way too much free time.
TheUnholyNightbringer
06-14-2005, 06:01 PM
Mine is bigger than all ten combined. Tis the truth.

Yup. Rick uses up 5 or 6 jars of lube a day.
Amanda
06-14-2005, 06:03 PM
You're wrong. Theunholycocksucker thought of it. wishomie doesn't like the cock, he likes the cum flowing in his mouth.
Thats just very disturbing...
TheUnholyNightbringer
06-14-2005, 06:03 PM
You're wrong. Theunholycocksucker thought of it. wishomie doesn't like the cock, he likes the cum flowing in his mouth.

Your existence really does pain me, you know.
JohnnyNemesis
06-14-2005, 06:04 PM
Yup. Rick uses up 5 or 6 jars of lube a day.

Yeah, and that's just for the nice glistened look when I put it on display. I use up to 8 jars when I'm actually gettin' down to sexin'.
_Amanda_
06-14-2005, 06:05 PM
I have an imposter
DJMossimo!
06-14-2005, 06:06 PM
this whole thread is kinda disturbing... :confused:
coke_a_holic
06-14-2005, 06:07 PM
I would have an imposter if my name wasn't already idiotic enough. A suggestion for wishomie: Make me an imposter named cock_a_holic! LOLZ0RZ!
DJMossimo!
06-14-2005, 06:11 PM
I would have an imposter if my name wasn't already idiotic enough. A suggestion for wishomie: Make me an imposter named cock_a_holic! LOLZ0RZ!
lol...zorz? what the hell is that from? (coke_a_holic, here, makes this whole thread disturbing even if it werent about males' organs)
Amanda
06-14-2005, 06:14 PM
I have an imposter
NO NO NO NO NO! Crawl back to firy hell from whence you came!
TheUnholyNightbringer
06-14-2005, 06:15 PM
Jack, your imposters are weak. LET THEM DIE.
coke_a_holic
06-14-2005, 06:21 PM
lol...zorz? what the hell is that from? (coke_a_holic, here, makes this whole thread disturbing even if it werent about males' organs)
Awww, thanks. You really shouldn't have. I'm sure I'm much more disturbing than a PM by someone named TheUnholycocksucker demanding to suck penis. Get your disturbing ranks straight!