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Jojan
11-09-2004, 07:23 AM
... you downloaded a pornmovie and they played The Offspring in the background. Would you "USE" the movie?
vnzla_sh4dow
11-09-2004, 07:30 AM
sure, why not! :rolleyes:
samr
11-09-2004, 09:12 AM
like me and my old lady or something?
Tijs
11-09-2004, 10:15 AM
... you downloaded a pornmovie and they played The Offspring in the background. Would you "USE" the movie?
You're asking for advice right now aren't you?
phoenix
11-09-2004, 10:37 AM
u r strange
(no)
phoenix
11-09-2004, 10:37 AM
like me and my old lady or something?

i think ur funny
Sketch
11-09-2004, 01:59 PM
what if...

you went pee and suddenly realized, you didn't pull down your pants?
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 02:01 PM
Well. If you go out then you'll surely catch someone's eye ;)
RonWelty
11-09-2004, 02:04 PM
i know u wanna hit that !
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 02:05 PM
Yeah exactly!
Sketch
11-09-2004, 02:08 PM
this is fun. someone else come up with a what if...
RonWelty
11-09-2004, 02:12 PM
Yeah exactly!
eeheheheheheheh
Sketch
11-09-2004, 02:16 PM
did i miss something?
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 02:23 PM
No actually I just replyed a "Yeah exactly"... Seems to be funny for someone :)


Well.


What if...

soles would be made out of butter?
Neuxes
11-09-2004, 02:25 PM
then i supose that you could walk on toast and butter it....
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 02:29 PM
cool idea! *laughs*

And if your jacket would be made out of bacon you would nearly have a nice breakfast.
Neuxes
11-09-2004, 02:33 PM
Especially if you spill sauce down your front...
Sketch
11-09-2004, 02:34 PM
oh that'd be sweet. just go out wearing your bacon jacket and say i'm hungry and take a huge bite out of your jacket. mmm...sounds tasty.

what if you name was butch? that would suck
Neuxes
11-09-2004, 02:37 PM
some people would get the wrong idea....... :eek:
Neuxes
11-09-2004, 02:52 PM
What if...
you walked out the back door but forgot the door was glass...
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:03 PM
I guess you'll get nice scratches all over your face ;)
Sketch
11-09-2004, 03:05 PM
what if you jumped in a pool but didnt know how to swim?
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:08 PM
I'd hope that there's a Sketch in my near who can help me out there :D
Neuxes
11-09-2004, 03:15 PM
And what if there wasn't a sketch near?

well, you would drown, or fly...
prefferably fly....
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:16 PM
Yeah I would drown I guess. But have you seen me here without Sketch up to now?? :p *hehe*
Neuxes
11-09-2004, 03:17 PM
But it would be fun to fly...
Sketch
11-09-2004, 03:19 PM
she wouldnt have to fly because i'd save her. jeez. although it would be cool to fly.
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:19 PM
Yeah but it would also be fun to be rescued instead of drowning in that pool.
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:20 PM
she wouldnt have to fly because i'd save her. jeez. although it would be cool to fly.

:D You see! He'd save me. That's a friend!
Hey Sketch maybe we can fly after you've saved me ;)
*Angel*
11-09-2004, 03:22 PM
What if you died tomarrow? :(
Sketch
11-09-2004, 03:23 PM
then no one here would ever know...i'd just be away for a long long time.
Neuxes
11-09-2004, 03:24 PM
What if....
you were the kid in the first verse of "Don't pick it up" (offspring of course)
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:27 PM
I would die dramatically. Hand on the heart, praying and bye bye.
Sketch
11-09-2004, 03:28 PM
sounds graceful and dramatic, but hopefully that wont have to happen.
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:30 PM
No I won't eat a doggy-doo...

Apart from that I wouldn't let you alone, Sketchy!
Sketch
11-09-2004, 03:32 PM
thanks, but you wouldnt know its doggy doo. you'd think it was a candybar remember?
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:34 PM
Yeah I'm smarter then the boy from the song :) Or god would save me whatever... Or I would be so smart to go to hospital and let them exhaust my stomach...
Sketch
11-09-2004, 03:35 PM
ok what if it was rabbit poo instead of dog poo? would it still be as bad?
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:36 PM
No I guess not :D
Sketch
11-09-2004, 03:38 PM
would you eat rabbit poo for $10?
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:40 PM
Hey is this "I bet you will" :D
Would you do that? For what would you do that? :)
Sketch
11-09-2004, 03:41 PM
for $10 i dont know. maybe $20...
Sixpence.
11-09-2004, 03:45 PM
maybe for $15 but then with cornflakes.
Neuxes
11-09-2004, 03:52 PM
No....

very simple
Neuxes
11-09-2004, 03:55 PM
What if your computer blew up in your face?
punk_flamingo
11-09-2004, 11:34 PM
you wouldnt be able to use it :P