Endymion is my homosexual life partner

[sKratch]

Just thought I'd clear up the rumors.

[Endymion]

/me extracts his face from sKratch's crotch long enough to wipe the jizz off his lip and give a short nod before going back for thirds.

[sKratch]

i have amazing stamina and orgasm control

[HornyPope]

what about gag reflex?

[sKratch]

none to speak of

[Nina]

-group hug-
because i missed you all. teh.

[Endymion]

missed you too, nina!

[Vera]

Fucking fags.

<3

[sKratch]

ew too many vaginas up in here

[Vera]

Stop complaining or I'll spam your inbox with gay porn.

[sKratch]

That's like saying "stop complaining or I'll turn into a man and pour honey on your baby-making parts"

ps hi what's up

[Vera]

I'm not turning into a man for you! Stop your cyber-molestation right now! Hump Endy's away-window or something.

[Endymion]

my away window! um. indeed.

[Vera]

Your away window gets around a lot, dude. You have no idea.

[Endymion]

i am saddened.

[Vera]

Don't be. Its gaining popularity might result to you getting some in the near future.

There's still hope!

[Endymion]

*le sigh.*

[Vera]

*hot, incredibly orgamic sex*

[sKratch]

*actions surrouned by asterisks indicating the said actions are being performed*

[Vera]

**

Those two asterikses just hooked up. Everybody congratulate them.

[Jack the Tripper]

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
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I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
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I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
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I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
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I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

[Vera]

And mine. But thanks for bringing this topic back up.

Endy+Skratch = twu wuv.

[Izie]

Hihi, I haven't seen this topic before, but DAMN it rules!

[sKratch]

Pfft. Of course, it's about me. And Endy. It literally couldn't be better.

[JoY]

*thumbs up*
you go, guys.

[sKratch]

endymion is not supposed to be a fag.

O Tempora! O Mores! O how my belly aches!
We're not fags. We don't cuddle afterwards.

[sKratch]

I was wondering... it's gotta be pretty annoying to constantly make sure the action is visible when you're having sex in porn. That and kissing translates to licking each others' tongues.

[sKratch]

The best is when the guy falls out and the girl keeps moaning.

[pulse]

I'm starting to hate the Offspring because some of the posts people here make, I'm not talking about how everyone hates me for some unkown reason or how I'm the only one who isn't annoying but the only one that gets complaints for being annoying, the main problem is all the off-topic bullshit and the mysterious factor that people cannot stay out of a thread if they think it's pointless.
I'm gonna keep posting this until someone learns what I'm trying to tell you gay nimrods. I'll keep bringing up these old threads until I'm heard. I'm not gonna stop until people realize what I'm trying to tell them.I won't stop until atleast 1 person realizes what I'm saying. While i'm being ignored, this board is just getting more and more spam.

Thank you for the extra 9,662 bytes of spam on my hard disk that I am about to delete. You don't have to repeat it like that in one post.