Cliffnotes for Trapped in the Closet

[sKratch]

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3100

Absolute gold, especially the glossary definition for climax.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I almost replied asking you if I told you how much I loved you lately. Then I realized that I tell you that I love you almost everyday, and that I should probably cool it.

Still, I love you yet again for this...

[sKratch]

Jizzle Nizzle, you couldn't tell me you loved me enough if you made a macro that copied and pasted "I love you sKratch" 10 times per second and left it on for a whole day. Interestingly enough, pooping on my chest would have the same effect.

[Little_Miss_1565]

As if the storyline wasn't ridonkulous enough, the GLOSSARY...aww shit!

"Nigga: a negro"

"Y'alls ass is crazy: your entire ass is crazy."

[sKratch]

omg you said ridonkulous. let us make love forthwith.

And yes, I also loved the "your entire ass is crazy" but I wanted to leave that to be read in the context of the cliffnotes. Mmm. Excellence.