New Linda.

[[Warning] Nimrod In Town]

We have found a new Linda. From the younger generation.

Meet: Kickass0987654321.

She's too young. Linda's too old. She uses sarcasm, as insults. Linda uses sarcasm, as insults.

May 'cause irritation.

[Sin Studly]

Kickass is smarter, wittier, and more worthwhile than you will ever be, Lodat. She is nothing close to what one might consider "the new Linda".

[[Warning] Nimrod In Town]

Kickass is smarter, wittier, and more worthwhile than you will ever be, Lodat. She is nothing close to what one might consider "the new Linda".

Me: "Hey? The voice inside my head?
The voice:"Habla habla habla."
Me: "Oi! Voice!"
The voice: "You are insssaaannneee..."
Me: "Voice? What should I do?"
The voice: "Kill them! Slaughter them like pigs!"
Me: "But I just wanted to know whether I take Coke or Pepsi?"
The voice: "MURRDERRR! MURRDERR!"
The voice: "Take Pepsi."