The Offspring BBS in 60 seconds.

[Vera]

(If it takes you longer than 60 seconds to read this, you're a retard and it's not my problem.)

Usernames deleted to protect the stupid.

General Offspring Discussion


omg so whose better ron or atom vote here

i think ron bcuz he drummed on smash!! atoms cool 2 tho.


So whens the new album coming out??? Ignition rox! :D


Last night I managed to download the rare Manic Subsidal track, "Cheerleaders Are Becoming Extinct" and I was wondering, does anyone have the bass tab for this song? I'd love to play it on my Flea signature bass guitar. Thank you in advance!

Tour Talk


OFFSPRING COME TO Strahewzkyconia, DAMMIT!! :mad: Your making us fans cry!!

Offspring.com Talk


mods sux


Well, so do you, dimwitted newbie troll spammer faggotface.

General Chat


I'm closing this thread because I can.


ban me plzzzzzz

Here's me with my favourite roll of toilet paper!

OMG You are SO HOT!!!!! And that toilet paper roll is soooooo cute! Omg have my babies like right now please!

While certainly, winkwinknudgenudgelicklick.

I'm listening to Metallica!

- School.
+ New gf!111
- Who doesn't put out.
- Depression.
+ Wrote some ace poetry about my pain.
- Sin Studly is so mean I hate him :mad:
+ Someone spoke to me on the bbs today omg their my bestest friend!!!

LOL cum

Politics


Anaaaarchy!!!

Bush suxxxxxxxxxxxx

Your Band


wat shud i call my band


our influences are bad religion, offspring, green day and blink 182

Other Bands


I really like [insert band name]


that band sucks!!!!!


rap fuckin sux like pop chavs liek pop

I don't ever need to read this place again, I swear to god.

[Vera]

They're all by you.

[Tizzalicious]

Have my babies please.

<3 kthxbye.

[Vera]

While certainly, winkwinknudgenudgelicklick.

[Tizzalicious]

*lol cumz*

edit: that was to make you pregnant

[wheelchairman]

anaaaaarrccchhy!!!!

Vera suxxx LOL!!!!

omg! :D :D :D

[Tizzalicious]

anaaaaarrccchhy!!!!

Vera suxxx LOL!!!!

omg! :D :D :D

WRONG FORUM!!!

[wheelchairman]

WRONG FORUM!!!
LOLLLLLL>ZZZZ§!!

R U PROUD OF UR BIG AN SENSITIVE CLITORIS; TIZZ?!??!

WHATTA HOMOS!!! :p :) :)

[Vera]

Hahaha, totally forgot "WRONG FORUM!". XD!

[SicN Twisted]

Vera, you're like a younger, female, Finnish john Steward with your sardonic humor.

[Tizzalicious]

LOLLLLLL>ZZZZ§!!

R U PROUD OF UR BIG AN SENSITIVE CLITORIS; TIZZ?!??!

WHATTA HOMOS!!! :p :) :)

u like it up the ass :eek:

[wheelchairman]

u like it up the ass :eek:
NO U R HOMOS!! I M HOMOPHOBE!! <3

[JohnnyNemesis]

Vera is a genius when it comes to satirical humor.

The best one was definitely the one about Bad Religion and those other bands being influences.

[Vera]

Vera, you're like a younger, female, Finnish john Steward with your sardonic humor.
That's the best compliment ever.

I totally lack the ability to pull a Jon Stewart-style WTF face, though.

[Rag Doll]

hehe. Vera is awesome...and then some.

[[Warning] Nimrod In Town]

OMG!!!11 VERA! AWESOME!

I bet if it was someone else (like wishomie) Everybody will be like "You're not funny".

[JohnnyNemesis]

Nimrod In Town']I bet if it was someone else (like wishomie) Everybody will be like "You're not funny".

wishomie isn't smart enough to come up with something that funny, so your point is moot.

[Vera]

Nimrod In Town']
I bet if it was someone else (like wishomie) Everybody will be like "You're not funny".
Could that be because
a) people don't think he possesses the ability to be parody things, like himself, or
b) he's a really dumb fuck who posts dumb crap 98% of the time?

[Jebus]

Nimrod In Town']OMG!!!11 VERA! AWESOME!

I bet if it was someone else (like wishomie) Everybody will be like "You're not funny".
Even if wishomie did, I doubt we wouldn't laugh. I remember Sin laughed at your "you don't eat salad" joke. If we could find you funny, we could find anyone funny.

[[Warning] Nimrod In Town]

wishomie isn't smart enough to come up with something that funny, so your point is moot.
Idiot. But what if he, or anybody that's 'not important' does? Would you think it's funny?

[[Warning] Nimrod In Town]

Even if wishomie did, I doubt we wouldn't laugh. I remember Sin laughed at your "you don't eat salad" joke. If we could find you funny, we could find anyone funny.

Oh, thanks for clearing that up.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Woot, this was goodie good! I miss your threads like these.

[[Warning] Nimrod In Town]

thanx you are welcome'
Hahahaha .

[the_GoDdEsS]

Some people are little attentionwhores. Like little mosquitos making that annoying sound, flying around your head to eventually suck on your blood but you know they're harmless, you know you can smack and kill them any time.

[Nina]

moskitous

that's kinda cute!
aw.

[the_GoDdEsS]

The magic of subliminal messages can be that the person they're aimed at does not get them.

[Vera]

The magic of subliminal messages can be that the person they're aimed at does not get them.
Yeah. I wonder how many people were clever enough to recognize themselves in the toilet roll-bit.

[RXP]

Vera gives me erections when she posts like this.

[China Boy]

OFFSPRING COME TO Strahewzkyconia, DAMMIT!! Your making us fans cry!!


That one was classic. I actually giggled at that one.

[Sin Studly]

Why do I ever bother forgetting how awesome Vera is, she always goes and does something like this to remind me.

[Vera]

Vera gives me erections when she posts like this.
LOL cum.

Yeah, I'm positively cool.

[Aimeht]

Hehehe, this was funny (and true), Vera.

[Vera]

Thanks!

*bumps*

[Sin Studly]

bumplolzroffle

[Izie]

How did I miss this? HOW??

Pure brilliance.

[Vera]

Yeah, I'm friggin' awesome. Though the title reminds me of the film "Gone in 60 Seconds".

[JoY]

I laughed. out loud. & LOUD.

you forgot;
"+ yay, cigarettes! *bounces*"

&

"im liek sdoo00o durkn!!!11!!1"