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HornyPope
09-23-2005, 07:37 PM
Jewbortions optional.
Sinister
09-23-2005, 07:38 PM
I have never had sex with a Jew.
JohnnyNemesis
09-23-2005, 07:42 PM
Yes. Many times.
coke_a_holic
09-23-2005, 08:20 PM
Is that a reflective property?
0r4ng3
09-23-2005, 08:21 PM
Is that a reflective property?
No, doing yourself does not count. Actually, that's up to the thread maker to decide.
Conspiracy of One
09-23-2005, 08:22 PM
Does that count as Having sex though? Unless your hand is a vagina.......I dont think so.
coke_a_holic
09-23-2005, 08:26 PM
In that case, no, I have never had sex with a Jew.
Sin Studly
09-23-2005, 11:51 PM
Not while I have both my arms, or there are stray dogs in the street.
Not Ozymandias
09-24-2005, 12:38 AM
Jewbortions optional.
I don't get this but it sounds funny. Explain.
Sin Studly
09-24-2005, 12:42 AM
Jewbortion = Jewish Abortion = Jenny.
Not Ozymandias
09-24-2005, 12:44 AM
Ah. Do you think she'll ever get laid, BTW? I can see her as a sexually frustrated school teacher who's still a virgin in her 50's.
T-6005
09-24-2005, 12:46 AM
I could quote that but I'd have said 80s.
barangatang
09-24-2005, 12:46 AM
Ah. Do you think she'll ever get laid, BTW? I can see her as a sexually frustrated school teacher who's still a virgin in her 50's.


Nah, she will be fucking little kids left and right.
Sin Studly
09-24-2005, 12:46 AM
Maybe, if we can organise a Paki gang-rape.
Tizzalicious
09-24-2005, 12:50 AM
Does that time you buttraped me count?
Izie
09-24-2005, 02:22 AM
Does that time you buttraped me count?

It must! Because if it doesn't, then the time I buttraped him doesn't count either, and that just plain has to. So, that counts. And I'm voting yes.

Somewhat unrelated to the topic, I totally get off thinking of Jews http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v334/Izacam1/paranoid.gif.
Vera
09-24-2005, 02:24 AM
I haven't.

:[

I slept in the same room with a bunch of sort-of-Jews, does that count?
wheelchairman
09-24-2005, 04:17 AM
I've only ever made out with a few jews. But access was always denied. :(
original_prankster
09-24-2005, 06:10 AM
My father is Jewish, so my MOTHER has had sex with a jew.

Omgz, I'm liek...half jew...
Not Ozymandias
09-24-2005, 06:13 AM
Maybe, if we can organise a Paki gang-rape.
You really should set her and RXP up on a blind date if she still talks to you. And send UNB or some other Brit there to film it all.
JoY
09-24-2005, 08:19 AM
Yes. Many times.
*winknudge*
JoY
09-24-2005, 08:20 AM
I haven't.

:[

I slept in the same room with a bunch of sort-of-Jews, does that count?
*WINKNUDGE@Sanni too*
Sin Studly
09-24-2005, 08:21 AM
Uh-oh... uh, Bella? I was kinda only joking about being repulsed at the thought of Jewsex. Honest.
JoY
09-24-2005, 08:22 AM
you can make it up to me later by proving your last statement.
Sin Studly
09-24-2005, 08:28 AM
Anything for my Helen.