Would you cross-dress? [Archive] - Offspring.com Forums

Kerr

10-01-2005, 12:08 PM

If I was paid a fair amount to do it for say, Children In Need or Comic Relief, I'd maybe consider it - I don't think I'd have the guts to do so to be honest.

I want to dress as Darth Vader this year.

Izie

10-01-2005, 12:08 PM

Hell yes I would.

I think I look too female though :/

Tizzalicious

10-01-2005, 12:08 PM

I had to for some party at school once. This was when I had short hair, and I was the only one in our group who did, and we didn't have a boy, so I had to be the boy. I was not happy. I like being girly.

I'd like it if I could have a nice suit. But I didn't. I was an ugly man.

WebDudette

10-01-2005, 12:11 PM

Half our Varsity football team dressed in spandex dresses for the homecoming assembly.

Edit: and danced for 5 minutes.

the_GoDdEsS

10-01-2005, 12:12 PM

Eep, they violated Per.

I used to cross-dress as a kiddy because I loved playing the mean war boy.

nieh

10-01-2005, 12:22 PM

Under the right circumstances, sure. I already have the hair for it. Which reminds me. One time I was going to Blockbuster to rent a movie with a friend, and he saw someone's reflection in their window and said "Hey, she looks cute" and turned around to talk to her, only to realize it was actually me. Oh, what a fun time!

Endymion

10-01-2005, 12:49 PM

i wore a dress to school once. i dares seriously, particularly those of the triple dog variety.

Amanda

10-01-2005, 12:53 PM

Dunno if I would look convincing, but yeah I'd give it a try. Why not?

Rag Doll

10-01-2005, 12:53 PM

I don't think I could pull it off. I look rockin in a pinstripe suit though.

JohnnyNemesis

10-01-2005, 12:56 PM

Nah. I talk about how I want to break down gender stereotypes, kill sexism, kill homophobia and all that shit, but deep down inside I know there's no way in hell I'd be out there cross-dressing. Just wouldn't happen.

sKratch

10-01-2005, 01:04 PM

This (http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/camwhore/stephanskirt.jpg) is as far as I go.

dalaksta

10-01-2005, 01:23 PM

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HeadAroundU

10-01-2005, 01:54 PM

no!
I'm not a retard!
:cool:

Trippy

10-01-2005, 01:54 PM

no!
I'm not a retard!
:cool:

wisely said.

Offspring7

10-01-2005, 01:56 PM

trippy and headaroundu...are they the same person?

Trippy

10-01-2005, 01:59 PM

yeah we are, as stupid and retarded. Siamelese twins to be exact, so you got two mutant'face's right here.

HeadAroundU

10-01-2005, 01:59 PM

trippy and headaroundu...are they the same person?
You are such a nice person so I'll tell you!
no we are not the same person.
but we are both cool! :)

Offspring7

10-01-2005, 02:01 PM

haha...ok. so my response to this thread...i would probably not cross dress because i really enjoy being a girl. i might cross dress for a day or so but it just wouldn't fit me.

The Talking Pie

10-01-2005, 02:30 PM

Of course I would.

Sin Studly

10-01-2005, 10:26 PM

I talk about how I want to break down gender stereotypes, kill sexism, kill homophobia and all that shit, but deep down inside I know there's no way in hell I'd be out there cross-dressing. Just wouldn't happen.

What if we keep it to the inside of the motel room? I won't tell anybody if you don't.

JohnnyNemesis

10-01-2005, 10:50 PM

I dunno, I like the idea od being stark fuckin' naked with you in that motel toom instead.

the_offsprings_monkey

10-01-2005, 10:54 PM

Honestly. Would you?

I'd be somebody's boy for a while.

Yea this is normaly the bit where im like really sexist and say somethink like "As long as your there ;)" but i changed now and will just say....

NO I WOULD NOT

Nicole

10-01-2005, 11:44 PM

It would depend on what the clothes were. Somehow I don't think getting dressed up in guys gear would suit me.

the_GoDdEsS

10-02-2005, 12:11 AM

I guess it also depends on the purpose and whether you do it in private or public. I'd be willing to do both and pretty much get a kick out of it, haha.

the_offsprings_monkey

10-02-2005, 12:25 AM

I guess it also depends on the purpose and whether you do it in private or public. I'd be willing to do both and pretty much get a kick out of it, haha.
rok on little (older) REBEL

peko

10-02-2005, 12:44 AM

I've already dressed like a guy before. And I wouldn't mind doing it again because guy's clothes are comfortable as hell. Loose clothing is more my thing.

It's more awkward and uncomfortable for a guy to dress up as a girl though than for a girl to dress up as a guy. Girls can get away with more stuff. Like speeding tickets.

Nina

10-02-2005, 02:42 AM

Am I the only one who actually needs the definition of "cross-dressing"?

If that means being completely dressed boy-ish, then no, I wouldnt really enjoy doing that. However, I sometimes like to walk around like that at home, because the clothes are wide and comfortable.

If cross-dressing means wearing a few boy-ish items, I'd say yes. And I've done it before, a million times. T-shirts from my brothers, shirts, shoes that looked like they were made for boys, and baggy pants that looked boy-ish (yeah, I was in 6th/7th grade or so, I dunno?).

the_GoDdEsS

10-02-2005, 03:10 AM

I meant completely like the other gender. Including undies, haha.

Tizzalicious

10-02-2005, 03:14 AM

Boxers would make me feel...free.

the_GoDdEsS

10-02-2005, 03:16 AM

Boxers would make me feel...free.

Seconded. It'd feel so funny.

princess

10-02-2005, 03:25 AM

i dressed up as santa's dad for a school play once, was pretty convincing i thought. i was only 11 though so it wasn't hard. i think now i have boobies i'd make a pretty crappy guy

killer_queen

10-02-2005, 03:29 AM

Boxers would make me feel...free.
Nooo, I think it would be uncomfortable.
And no, I wouldn't cross dress. I love being girly. Sometimes I really want to buy men's sweaters but that's just all.

Tizzalicious

10-02-2005, 03:55 AM

Nooo, I think it would be uncomfortable.
And no, I wouldn't cross dress. I love being girly. Sometimes I really want to buy men's sweaters but that's just all.

Yeah, I think they'd be uncomfortable too, especicially if they'd ride up. Yikes. But still, they'd make me feel free.

wheelchairman

10-02-2005, 04:30 AM

Boxers would make me feel...free.
That's why guys wear them.

Tizzalicious

10-02-2005, 04:38 AM

That's why guys wear them.

I know. They are good!

But I think they wouldn't be too confortable for girls.

the_GoDdEsS

10-02-2005, 04:38 AM

i dressed up as santa's dad for a school play once, was pretty convincing i thought. i was only 11 though so it wasn't hard. i think now i have boobies i'd make a pretty crappy guy

I only played a 10 year old naughty boy in a lame high school theatre when I was 17. It was pretty funny though.

the_GoDdEsS

10-02-2005, 04:40 AM

I know. They are good!

But I think they wouldn't be too confortable for girls.

I imagine I'd feel too naked under them. You know, when you're used to things not being so loose.

Tizzalicious

10-02-2005, 04:42 AM

I imagine I'd feel too naked under them. You know, when you're used to things not being so loose.

Yeah, like you are wearing clothes without underwear.

Izie

10-02-2005, 04:42 AM

You could just wear briefs. Or those tight boxers. Those are hot.

Tizzalicious

10-02-2005, 04:43 AM

You could just wear briefs. Or those tight boxers. Those are hot.

Hmmm, nah, I like wide ones better.

But I'd probably go for the tight ones if I was crossdressing. Or not...if I felt like feeling free :P

Izie

10-02-2005, 04:44 AM

I still vote for tight boxers.

the_GoDdEsS

10-02-2005, 04:51 AM

I don't like tight either. And uuugh, tight briefs look bad. If I were a guy, I'd never wear that. Ever.

Tizzalicious

10-02-2005, 04:53 AM

Briefs are terrible. Yuck.

Izie

10-02-2005, 04:55 AM

...honestly? I don't give a fuck. They can wear whatever the hell they want to, it's not like I'm particularly interested in watching men in underwear anyway.

JoY

10-02-2005, 04:58 AM

actually.. my sorority-group has got it's own tie, which every one of the girls has. it's kind of funky, wearing a tie. I'd cross dress. I used to wear my brother's old clothes when I was little anyway. haha, I slept in his boxers, they were my pjs.

Nina

10-02-2005, 06:51 AM

I really dont mind briefs??
Hmm.

Izie

10-02-2005, 06:54 AM

I really dont mind briefs??
Hmm.

Nice to see someone agree :p

Vera

10-02-2005, 06:55 AM

I'd make such an ugly boy. No.

Nina

10-02-2005, 06:55 AM

Nice to see someone agree :p

Yeah, me too actually.
I dont know how to describe it, but I mean...naked guys dont exactly turn me on, unless I know what they are going to do with me ;P (does that make sense to anyone?), so I really dont mind their underwear, unless of course it's plain ugly.

Tizzalicious

10-02-2005, 06:58 AM

Yeah, me too actually.
I dont know how to describe it, but I mean...naked guys dont exactly turn me on, unless I know what they are going to do with me ;P (does that make sense to anyone?), so I really dont mind their underwear, unless of course it's plain ugly.

Hahahahahaha. <3

That made a lot of sense. And I'm the same. But I really don't like briefs, and I think a guy in boxers can look really good. (Better than naked.)

Izie

10-02-2005, 07:01 AM

Paint_It_Black

10-02-2005, 07:07 AM

I wore women's clothes for a school play. It was Cinderella. I was one of the ugly sisters. Yeah. They forced me to do it.

I would never do it for fun because I don't see the appeal, but if I was presented with a good reason I wouldn't care.

killer_queen

10-02-2005, 07:09 AM

I wore women's clothes for a school play. It was Cinderella. I was one of the ugly sisters.
Do you have any pics of it?

Megs

10-02-2005, 07:16 AM

i nearly always wear trousers.... does that count?

Paint_It_Black

10-02-2005, 07:16 AM

Haha, no. I was something like eight at the time. I kinda wish I had the sort of parents that took more pictures. Or even better owned a video camera. Oh well. I tend not to picture-whore myself anyway, but on this I would maybe make an exception if I could.

JoY

10-02-2005, 08:02 AM

dudettes, you must be kidding. wide, sloppy, easy going, roomy boxers ALL the fucking way. *HEART* my one -major- turn-off would be wrongwrongWRONG underwear, as in non-boxer-shaped shit (thongs & the like included) & too tight shit. although I'm more forgiving when it comes to too tight shit.

Tizzalicious

10-02-2005, 08:04 AM

Thongs are definitely a nono. WTF?

JoY

10-02-2005, 08:07 AM

Thongs are definitely a nono. WTF?
definitely. especially those elephant-shaped ones. I mean ..what the FUCK?!

Tizzalicious

10-02-2005, 08:13 AM

definitely. especially those elephant-shaped ones. I mean ..what the FUCK?!

Hahahaha. Imagine being ready to sex a guy, he pulls down his pants, and you're face to face with a fluffy elephant. Not the kind of thing to keep you in the mood.

the_GoDdEsS

10-02-2005, 08:13 AM

No thongs! Jesus Christ. No briefs. Boxers all the way. Everything else just looks ridiculous.

JoY

10-02-2005, 08:26 AM

Hahahaha. Imagine being ready to sex a guy, he pulls down his pants, and you're face to face with a fluffy elephant. Not the kind of thing to keep you in the mood.
have you ever seen one of those? the dick goes in the nose & it seriously looks outright rediculous. if I'd ever be in that situation, I'd honestly just drop, roll & laugh. real loud.

*high fives with Sim*
that's the way, uhuh uhuh, I like it, uhuh uhuh.

(the song happened to be stuck in my head..)

Vera

10-02-2005, 08:30 AM

Mmm, to be fucked with an elephant's nose.

Joke underwear = nono. Unless it's boxers. That's forgivable.

Tizzalicious

10-02-2005, 08:30 AM

have you ever seen one of those? the dick goes in the nose & it seriously looks outright rediculous. if I'd ever be in that situation, I'd honestly just drop, roll & laugh. real loud.

*high fives with Sim*
that's the way, uhuh uhuh, I like it, uhuh uhuh.

(the song happened to be stuck in my head..)

Haha, yes I've seen them. Not in action though. Thank god.

JoY

10-02-2005, 08:32 AM

Mmm, to be fucked with an elephant's nose.

Joke underwear = nono. Unless it's boxers. That's forgivable.
aww, white boxers with little red hearts are the absolute Bomb. <33 & my mom once made my dad green & red boxers with little Santas. AWWWW!!

wheelchairman

10-02-2005, 08:32 AM

Paint_It_Black

10-02-2005, 08:39 AM

ah so you aren't a girl.

Please ignore those pm's then.

Haha, now you know everyone's gonna want to see those pm's.

I thought you knew I wasn't a girl, or I might have clarified that sooner.

Nina

10-02-2005, 08:39 AM

This makes me laugh SO hard

Betty

10-02-2005, 09:37 AM

I like boxer briefs personally I think. Those are sexiest.

But really, I don't care. I even don't care about seeing boys naked in socks (*gasp* Rick!) That stuff's just too stupid to care about. Plus, I've seen at least one pair of really sexy briefs on a guy before. And I've definitely seen more than one ugly ratty pair of boxers.

I would cross-dress fully if I had an occasion. But I still really don't think it applies to females to the same extent. I guess if you did the short hair + facial hair + suit and tie that could be fairly weird.

This topic reminded me of my dad who has dressed up as a woman for various Halloweens. He did it again this year and my family sent me photos and they totally cracked me up.

Endymion

10-02-2005, 10:47 AM

psh, dressing up as a woman for halloween means nothing. *i* dress as a woman for no reason whatsoever in the middle of the spring. now that's hot.

sKratch

10-02-2005, 12:21 PM

I'm sure you'd wear panties on your nose.

original_psycho

10-03-2005, 10:41 AM

Yeah, I would cross-dress. I think it will be cool, since lots of people seem to confuse me for a guy. And I kinda used to cross dress since during the 5th and until the 7th grade I used to wear huge baggy pants and shirts bought from the boy departament :o

wheelchairman

10-03-2005, 11:45 AM

I already cross-dressed, in a dandy suit for a gala. I twirled my cane & smiled for the gallery, quite a pic.
You got a pic of that?