The Evolution of Email Spam

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Has anyone else noticed that email spam has changed recently? Back in the good old days, it was all viagra and penis enlargement. Now it's all just loans and mortgages. I don't want someone telling me I can pay 0% deposit, I want to be told I can grow 4 inches in JUST 3 WEEKS!

I'm not happy about this. :(

[Tijs]

I'm glad I don't get those kinda e-mails anymore. It feels like someone's constantly saying to you: "Your penis is too small, you're never going to have sex if you don't buy this".

[kami_mathieu]

yeah, and they allso replaced the penis pills with all sorts of strange devices, the things they come up with these days....

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

yeah, and they allso replaced the penis pills with all sorts of strange devices, the things they come up with these days....

I never got any device ones, only pills.

[JohnnyNemesis]

My penis is massive. Enlargement would lead to all sorts of socially awkward situations, and straight up homicide in the bedroom.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I like to call it "Surfboard under one arm, penis under the other" syndrome.

[kami_mathieu]

I like to call it "Surfboard under one arm, penis under the other" syndrome.

I call it the "my imagination got out of hand" syndrome.