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Sin Studly
10-19-2005, 02:36 PM
Hush, little girl
Sweet sweet baby don't cry
Tonight
Daddy is here
And he'll sing you a soft lullabye
Tonight
Why can't it all
Be like it was, before
How can I explain
Why mommy's not here anymore

Cause daddy likes porno
And ten-dollar whores
Daddy gets wasted
And robs liquor stores
Daddy likes rubbing against
Little boys on the bus....
I think that's why your mommy left us

Hush, little girl
There is no reason to fret
Tonight
And don't mind the smoke
Daddy just wants to forget
Tonight
Soon it will all
Be like it was before
Any minute she will walk through
That front door

But daddy plays poker
And drinks lots of beer
Then he wants sex
That involves mommys rear
Daddy has sores on his genitals
Oozing with pus....
I think that's why your mommy left us

Please don't cry
I swear I'll try
To be here by
Your side

Right after daddy
Gets home from the bar
Visits his bookie
And steals a new car
He'll go to the stripclub
And if daddy plays his cards right
He'll bring home your new mommy tonight
the_offsprings_monkey
10-19-2005, 02:41 PM
Best lullabye eva
the_GoDdEsS
10-19-2005, 02:50 PM
Fuck no. Hahaha.

Special Fred, mama dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he's a piece of bread....
HeadAroundU
10-19-2005, 03:01 PM
pathetic.....worthless........you are spammer..........digusting
crazy_offspring_gal
10-19-2005, 03:01 PM
pathetic.....worthless........you are spammer..........digusting
And this is comeing from you?... HA
the_GoDdEsS
10-19-2005, 03:09 PM
You really don't know what comebacks to use any more. Because none of them work. Well, too bad for you and your inferior arses.
0r4ng3
10-19-2005, 03:12 PM
Special Fred is, in my opinion, better than Lullabye. I also liked If I Were Gay. I lauged so loud the first time I heard it.
HeadAroundU
10-19-2005, 03:14 PM
Special Fred is, in my opinion, better than Lullabye. I also liked If I Were Gay. I lauged so loud the first time I heard it.
i second that.
HeadAroundU
10-19-2005, 03:15 PM
You really don't know what comebacks to use any more. Because none of them work. Well, too bad for you and your inferior arses.
I don't have comebacks!
I'm the shining star!
HeadAroundU
10-19-2005, 03:16 PM
And this is comeing from you?... HA
I'm not a spammer!
I'm against LEET!
honey
I like you and all normal people here.
the_offsprings_monkey
10-19-2005, 03:21 PM
ohh ohh im up for that... WAY FUCKin HAY
ruroken
10-19-2005, 03:51 PM
I love that song! Everyone needs to hear it.
T-6005
10-19-2005, 04:05 PM
Yeah, the If I Were Gay one was hilarious.
Rag Doll
10-19-2005, 04:08 PM
I love that.

He came to my school last year and I couldn't go =(
Sin Studly
10-19-2005, 04:24 PM
I would suck his dick.

Twice.
ichoose90
10-19-2005, 04:57 PM
That was kind of funny. Rather useless, though.