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That Punk Kid You Love
11-01-2005, 05:44 PM
My penis is Gumby. My left nut is Billy. My right nut is Willy.
Conspiracy of One
11-01-2005, 05:47 PM
I named my penis elvis when I was five. I named my favorite body part after a god, yes.
That Punk Kid You Love
11-01-2005, 05:49 PM
I named my penis elvis when I was five. I named my favorite body part after a god, yes.


Elvis P or C?
Conspiracy of One
11-01-2005, 05:50 PM
Elvis P or C?
Elvis Presley
Original prankstA
11-01-2005, 05:51 PM
the big cheese, wayne and garth
the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 05:52 PM
My penis is named penis.
That Punk Kid You Love
11-01-2005, 05:55 PM
I don't name my genitals.


Hmm of all people not naming their genitals your the 1 I would least expect wishomie. You did name your hand though right? Oh I forgot it has a different name everyday.
T-6005
11-01-2005, 05:56 PM
I definitely do no such thing.
Original prankstA
11-01-2005, 05:56 PM
I don't name my genitals.
yeah me niether i just made that up...that was the funniest thing i could think up
Drummer_Boi91
11-01-2005, 06:05 PM
Left ones Bob, right one's Billy :D
Rancid_Guyxxx
11-01-2005, 06:08 PM
Jimmy .
coke_a_holic
11-01-2005, 06:25 PM
VLAD THE IMPALER.

haha, I just had a flashback about that old show Robot (Rumble? Wars?) where they had a bunch of remote control robots destroying eachother. Vlad the Impaler was one of them, they also had one that looked like a cat with an axe for a tail. What an awesome show.
yay
11-01-2005, 06:32 PM
I recently named my ass "That Punk Kid you love"
0r4ng3
11-01-2005, 06:33 PM
Speedy, for obvious and not so obvious reasons that I shan't go in to.
Sunny
11-01-2005, 07:45 PM
ahahahah, 0r4ng3, that was awesome.

if i had a penis i'd name it Mr T. :D but i just have a vagina, which i sometimes affectionately call Giney. just cuz. *shrug*
SkunkIt
11-01-2005, 08:27 PM
I call my dick the Eiffel Tower.
the_offsprings_monkey
11-01-2005, 08:33 PM
I call my dick the Eiffel Tower.
Well if we ate naming them after after buildings then mine is the Taipei 101 in Taiwan it's 1,670ft
EDIT: my bad, i forgot it was renamed after the Canadian National Tower which is over 1,800ft.
.:SMASH:.
11-01-2005, 10:20 PM
My penis is Gumby. My left nut is Billy. My right nut is Willy.
i named my dick sin studly. he reminds me of one
bd007h
11-01-2005, 10:20 PM
Larry, Curly, and Moe.


actually, I just made that up right now :rolleyes:
SkyRocker
11-02-2005, 04:21 AM
Elvis Presley
Phonetically, presley is like "press them" in french which is based on a child joke, weird one indeed.
There is a french usage where you call your sex Popol, i don't remember why...
JoY
11-03-2005, 04:43 AM
I just say 'It' for genitals a lot of the time. "aw look, -it- is all happy!"

but I know a chick who calls her vagina 'The Cave'. freaks me out.
TheUnholyNightbringer
11-03-2005, 07:59 AM
Overexertive would probably be a decent adjective.