Finish The Story

[Dante]

This is a fun little game. I start a little story with a few words then some of you people have to respond with a few more words. It can be anything as long as it is only like 4 or 5 words long. It can be a little bit shorter.

Here is the start of the story:

There once was a,

[Bazza]

man with a large...

[MirandaV]

House and a great..

[Bazza]

feeling of

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

.. happiness. One day ..

[wliethof]

the sun didn't come up and everyone died

[Dante]

but then this thing

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

forced the sun up with a big stick

[Dante]

then he used the stick to

[lousyskater]

kill himself, but

[mr uk man]

Bumb himself :D

[mr uk man]

he smelt very bad

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

and then, mr uk man got hit by a combine harvester, and

[Dante]

then he flew all the way to

[original_prankster]

the planet Mars where he met

[Tijs]

someone who died, just like he did.

[Sixpence.]

On Mars are a lot of graves

[fairy call]

grey and black an red and blue

[Tijs]

cause everyone there died.

[Sixpence.]

Some of them get alive again

[Tijs]

but all of them die about a minute later.

[original_prankster]

Then, one of them comes back to life and attacks Dexter Holland!

[Sixpence.]

and after attacking him he feels sorry.

[Tijs]

And dies again.

[Sixpence.]

Because of attacking Dexter he gets a really ugly black grave

[original_prankster]

All of the rotting corpses release a strange gas that

[Tijs]

make people die.

[Sixpence.]

and is the atmosphere of planet Mars

[original_prankster]

The people that die come back as brain-eating zombies.

[Sixpence.]

but Dexter's brain survived (of course!)

[original_prankster]

and Dexter grabbed a large bazooka and

[Tijs]

died. ........

[Sixpence.]

Then a Zombie looked at him lying on the floor

[fairy call]

and ate him

[wliethof]

then said 'uuaaarghhh (what have we here?)' then proceeded to nibble on the victims penis. Then he continued to feast on the various boils and sores until he'd had enough. Suddenly a zombie slayer jumped out and slayed the zombie. After fighting his way out, the hero said something heroic and ran off to save his girl, who had been caught by the evil titan of sophoclos.

[Tijs]

But he died.

[livecby]

and everyone lived happily ever after. The End

I had this idea a long time ago but never started the thread. :rolleyes:

[Tijs]

Good, cause this is the second thread already.

[livecby]

oh so we would have had 3 threads about people and dexter dieing and becoming zombies... :eek:

[Tijs]

Basicly, yes.

[livecby]

hmm, bummer...

[Tijs]

See:
http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1193

Last post:
And then she died.

[livecby]

well that thread made it to page 6. this one must not be as good. more people died in that story i guess. :rolleyes:

[original_prankster]

LOL, so Dexter dies 3 times...o_o

...I'm going to start another story out of boredome...GET READAAAY!

One day, the lead singer of Green Day decided to

[livecby]

go out on a date with britney spears

[Strider]

So he called her to confirm time and date, but

[JoY]

go out on a date with britney spears
..naturally she was too late, because as every *real* woman she spent hours & hours in the bathroom, but when they finally were on their way...

[Tijs]

Britney Spears had to go to the toilet, also just like all *real* woman have to do every hour.

[original_prankster]

Afterwards, Britney Spears walked into Billy's house and noticed he was being laid by another woman! So she

[Strider]

Took an automatic out of her pocket and counted to three for the woman to leave.

[livecby]

they got really mad at each other

[original_prankster]

but they were so distracted by her huge chest that

[Strider]

They put her in the car and began a party

[livecby]

her huge what?

[livecby]

oh chest okay.

then britney and beyonce jumped on the car hood and started stripping for the cops

[Strider]

Suddenly, Beyoncé had a heart attack and

[livecby]

so britney spears quicky gave her mouth to mouth even tho she didnt need mouth to mouth she just liked kissing african american girls

[original_prankster]

Beyonce, realizing Britney is a ho, kills her and goes with Destiny's Child to get an amulet to revive BillyJoe.

[Strider]

MTV reporters appeared out of nowhere to broadcast that murder

[livecby]

but then britney spears, not really dead, gets up and flashes the cameras exposing the guns in her jumblees because she is a fembot

[original_prankster]

Austin Powers comes out of nowhere and begins to beat the sh-t out of Britney, but not succeeding, he

[Strider]

Calls his associates, which come by tank

[original_prankster]

His associates make Britney Spears explode, but MTV's evil army of consumer demons

[livecby]

scream so loud at the horiffic sight, all his associates heads explode as well

[original_prankster]

MTV then gives Austin Powers his own sh-tty reality show and

[livecby]

its about shagging and how fat bastard lost all his weight

[original_prankster]

The croud loves it, then it is made into a movie which makes 30 million dollars and

[Strider]

Gets the Oscar for three consecutive years....a complete success. But one day, Austin Powers receives a letter containing some samples of Anthrax

[livecby]

he accedently sneezes and the anthrax goes everywhere. meanwhile back with beyonce...

[Strider]

She manages to avoid being arrested and flees toward Mexico

[livecby]

after she gets to mexico she changes her name to Consuela Vasquez and gets a job at the local taco stand. while working there she

[original_prankster]

drinks some of the bad water and gets a deadly disease! She is rushed to the nearest hospital and

[Strider]

(Yeah, let´s go killing everyone) Accidentally drinks a glass of gasoline (she thought it was beer) and falls dead. Meanwhile, back with Britney...

[livecby]

shes walking around shooting all humans with her boob guns while repeating "destroy...destroy". just then...

[Dante]

just then the guns got jammed and Britney had to