let me direct your attention to...

[the_GoDdEsS]

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=18785

Since many of us don't read that part of the forums any more. But that shit really killed me. Please tell me it was a joke. Hahahaha.

[JohnnyNemesis]

*rubs eyes*

Ho. Lee. Shit. WOW.

[Sunny]

er i am completely speechless.

[Izie]

*wipes a tear*

Awwwww.

[coke_a_holic]

You’re 233 black and white photos
That adorns my 4 walls.

...Wow.



I don’t know what it is about you.
If it’s the blonde hair and blue eyes,
Or is it the fact you’re a rock star?

Actually, I lied,
I know what it is...
The fact that one stanza is complete waste makes no sense to me.


Analysis: wtf

[the_GoDdEsS]

Uh, maybe... she was joking? For the sake of humanity.

Man boobs!

[Jebus]

I don’t care if people tell me your ugly,
Or that you have man boobs.
None of that matters,
Because in my mind,
Your are beautiful inside and out.
haha, no man in the world would want to hear a girl saying he's beatifull inside and that the outside doesnt matter.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I wonder if Isa Isa has 233 photos of me on her walls...(Look at her signature)

That would be...AWESOME!

[Human]

Haha! WTF?

[Nirushika6789]

[url]Please tell me it was a joke. Hahahaha.
i dont think it was a joke

she is pretty serious about being 'in love' with Dexter

which is completely stupid and ridiculous

how can someone be in love with someone they havent met or talked to??

i swear that poem screams 'Mental Problems' to me

[the_GoDdEsS]

I thought she kinda argued against being obsessed once.

[Tired_Of_You]

^Yeah, I think she did.

Man boobs. That poem is wonderful.

[the_GoDdEsS]

she is pretty serious about being 'in love' with Dexter


Uh. I don't think we've ever had such a mental case in all those years. Anyone remember?

[coke_a_holic]

I just realized something. How does she know she has 233 photos exactly? Do you think she counted each one while writing it or did she count each one as she put it up? Either way, it's still really fuckin' creepy.

[Nirushika6789]

I thought she kinda argued against being obsessed once.
actually yea i think she did

well that poem totally scores out that point

[Nirushika6789]

Uh. I don't think we've ever had such a mental case in all those years. Anyone remember?
i dont think its possible to

thats why i said the poem screams 'Mental Problems'

[Human]

And she's the one who called me stupid...

[ruroken]

I read the first three lines. Anymore and I'd've probably had to blow the shit out of my computer.

[darko]

So how wants to be the one to point out that the sun doesnt actually shine out Dexter's Arse?

[Vera]

I wonder if Isa Isa has 233 photos of me on her walls...(Look at her signature)

That would be...AWESOME!
She doesn't care if people think your ugly
or that you have man boobs
none of that matters
because to her, you are beautiful inside and outside.

[Little_Miss_1565]

Makes me want to give Dexter's man boobs a nice squeeze.

[Italia311]

Man, that poem is friggin funny!!!!! lol...who writes that???

man boobs..lol

[XYlophonetreeZ]

That was beyond hilarious. I love how even some of the stupidest people on the BBS responded and laughed about how bad it was.

[«_ºßäߥ_Ðëvilº_»]

How sad is that?

Would you dare post it on an online forum.....Knowing that people are going to take the piss.

Gawd, loooser.

[T-6005]

Holy shit....

*crocodile hunter voice*

Careful, kids! Thisuns a real nutcase! Danger danger!

[[Warning] Nimrod In Town]

HAHAHAHAH! Man boobs.

How does it feel to have man boobs? I was always skinny.

[adRi]

If I were she, I wouldn't have posted that poem, I'd have kept for myself.

The poem shows an obsess person.
I'm amazed about many things she'd written, because she don't know him (or I think so), and she can't know how he is.

I'm a bit speechless...

[platinumpt]

Threads like those shall be remembered forever!

[JoY]

I wonder if Isa Isa has 233 photos of me on her walls...(Look at her signature)

That would be...AWESOME!
in fact, I do. *winknudge*

[Mota Boy]

This board needs more Dexter worship.

[T-6005]

This board needs more Dexter worship.
Then we could start sacrificing the devout ones.

[dalaksta]

ok..........

[coke_a_holic]

Then we could start sacrificing the devout ones.
No way, the infidels would go first.

[All About Eve]

I don't care how new I am, that's awful. It makes me want to go stab a poet.

[JohnnyNemesis]

in fact, I do. *winknudge*

*winknudge* lolz, iamYOURcock!

[SkunkIt]

I'm bumping this, because It's worth it. That poem is priceless.

[Vera]

I showed this to a friend and told her about the author's username and her reply was

"Aww. DexterisMYmanboobs?"

Sigh. It's like she's one of us.

[T-6005]

No way, the infidels would go first.
Yeah, but although I like the Offspring, not having written a poem about dexter's man boobs would be a shitty reason to go. Seriously, think about it.