Frigid Vaginas

[T-6005]

How many people has The_Goddess called frigid vaginas in the last 2 days?

Because that's probably just around the number of times I've burst out laughing at something I read on the internet.

[Vera]

I wish she'd call me that so I could throw in this fantastic (note: sarcasm) lesbian pick-up line I've been working on.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Vera, you're a frigid vagina!

(Zomg, flirt with me!)

[Vera]

Actually, the pick up line is too lame for posting. People would dispwn me and stop reading my posts forever.

Yes, that lame.

[Sin Studly]

Nobodies pwned you enough to dispwn.

[T-6005]

Bumpety bump, because this amazing line is still in use, and I don't feel like making another amazing tribute thread, but I still want it to be noticed.

[platinumpt]

Her comment is so vulgarized (by herself) that it isn't funny anymore. at least not for me.

[the_GoDdEsS]

That's because you're a frigid vagina too.

[platinumpt]

*sigh* here we go again.

[Nina]

I dont get the vagina insult.
Why vagina? Why not "omg, you stupid fucking...arm".
It will never be funny coming from me. From someone else it is alright, I guess.

[JohnnyNemesis]

It's another word for "coward".

[Nina]

Oh no, dont get me wrong. I do get what people are implying when they say it. But I dont understand why they have to use THAT part of the body to "describe" it. Prolly coming from "pussy", but I dont get that, either :[

[T-6005]

Well, we also use dick and asshole.

But I don't see "You fucking arm!" catching on any time soon. Sorry Nina.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Ah, okay.

To clarify though: "Scaredy-cat" has always meant "coward", and "pussycat" is a common term...so the shortened version is also a euphemism for vagina.

Whether that word should be used or not is a whole 'nother story.

[Nina]

Well, we also use dick and asshole.


Riiight! That's what I forgot to add: People in the US are actually called "Dick". Dont they feel terrible most of the time?

[nieh]

Oh no, dont get me wrong. I do get what people are implying when they say it. But I dont understand why they have to use THAT part of the body to "describe" it. Prolly coming from "pussy", but I dont get that, either :[

It's a metaphor. It means the person is very sensative and is often covered in mucus.

[Nina]

It's a metaphor. It means the person is very sensative.

My lips and eyeballs are also very sensitive..
But yeah, yeah, YEAH. I get it. :P

[JohnnyNemesis]

Riiight! That's what I forgot to add: People in the US are actually called "Dick". Dont they feel terrible most of the time?

Yeah! "Dick" is often short for "Richard"...and many more people decide on a different nickname :X

[Nina]

Wow, I had no idea that the name Dick actually stands for another name. I'll never understand anything American :/
Can I call Paint It Black "Dick" now and not feel bad? *giggles*

[Sin Studly]

It's lame when people complain about vagina being used as an insult ; it's okay in Nina's case since it seemed to be genuine confusion, but Sunny's complaints were just... ugh

[Sunny]

How exactly were my comments not genuine?

I don't call them complaints because, well, they weren't complaints.

[Sin Studly]

They were just incredibly lame.

For one ; your advocated comeback of "Yes, I have a vagina" was pathetic. I'd say the same if I saw somebody respond with "Yes, I have a dick/asshole" if called a dick or asshole.

Sure, having a vagina might be great. But I sure as fuck wouldn't want to be a mucosa-secreting oriface that gets fucked by cocks and bleeds rancid blood 5 days a month, and I don't think anyone else would either.

For another ; you often call people cunts as an insult.

Seriously, what gives? How can you not see the validity of vagina as an insult?

[the_GoDdEsS]

Lolz, people just get too sensitive.

[Nina]

Okay, what's so sensitive about Sunny's opinion? I personally only use insults in real life when I REALLY REALLY mean it. That's a thing I have, a personal preferance. Sunny doesnt like the insult "vagina", which is just as much part of her personal choice. So?

[Vera]

I want to say something clever but I can't get over that the issue at hand is completely retarded.

I'm all for Sim calling people Frigid Vaginas, though.

[Sin Studly]

Okay, what's so sensitive about Sunny's opinion? I personally only use insults in real life when I REALLY REALLY mean it. That's a thing I have, a personal preferance. Sunny doesnt like the insult "vagina", which is just as much part of her personal choice. So?

That's fine by me. But "Yes, I have a vagina" is not a valid comeback for it. And I hate to see her use it, because I love the girl and don't want to be forced to get sick on my own scorn because of her.

[Talman]

This is the first time i've posted in general chat for fuck knows how long, and why i chose this thread i have no idea, but "vagina" is a completely shit insult. Nobody can deny that. They sure as hell could try, but they'd fail.

[T-6005]

This is the first time i've posted in general chat for fuck knows how long, and why i chose this thread i have no idea, but "vagina" is a completely shit insult. Nobody can deny that. They sure as hell could try, but they'd fail.
I find it quite effective.

There we go. I believe I just successfully denied it.

[Sin Studly]

If you knew "The_Hombre", you'd realise how fitting vagina truly is.

[Talman]

I find it quite effective.

There we go. I believe I just successfully denied it.

No you didn't. It's the internet. Anyone could reply to a post and say they found something effective when it clearly isn't.
I'll retract my statement on behalf of i have no idea who "the hombre" is, but concerning 't-6005's' comment: you can't honestly say that if you were seriously arguing with someone and they called you a vagina, you wouldn't laugh in their face?

It's a fucking shit insult(concerning real life situations). End of discussion.

But i have no knowledge of pre-discussions and why the insult is credible to 'the hombre', so disregard what i said concerning the situation.

[T-6005]

you can't honestly say that if you were seriously arguing with someone and they called you a vagina, you wouldn't laugh in their face?

It's a fucking shit insult(concerning real life situations). End of discussion.

I wouldn't say it's quite the end of that discussion. Who the hell ever mentioned real life or seriously arguing? You might just need to lighten up. You vagina.

[JohnnyNemesis]

End of discussion.

If someone ever used this on me in a real life argument, I'd start laughing in their face over it.

[Paint_It_Black]

Can I call Paint It Black "Dick" now and not feel bad? *giggles*

*suck

And yes.

[Vera]

It lacks a genetive. You lose.

And where is my sex offer from your sig? I am terribly offended.

[Paint_It_Black]

What can I say? Andy's auto-fellating abilities are just more of a turn on I guess. But if you come up with a new one you could possibly reclaim your place.

[Andy]

However I shall fight till the end.

[Vera]

This is so unfair.

Compromise? Threesome?

[Andy]

That's fine by me.

[Paint_It_Black]

This is so unfair.

Compromise? Threesome?

Ok. But who? Surely we can do better than Andy. Besides, Andy is a self sufficient guy, he doesn't need us.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I'm vaguely interested as to whether Andy actually CAN fellate himself.

[Andy]

Surely we can do better than Andy.
All masculinity and false bravado aside: I'm quite offended at that

[Paint_It_Black]

Andy, um...I don't want to spoil the friendship?

[Andy]

Richard, that's a very good point. Sorry, my pure unadulterated lust got the best of me for a minute there.

And Dave: No I can't. I'm far too modest.

[T-6005]

I can. And I don't have to bend my neck that far.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Sometimes I do it inadvertently by looking down too quickly.

[0r4ng3]

I can. And I don't have to bend my neck that far.
I do have to bend my neck that far.

That far BACK, that is!!!!

zomgpwn3d!

[T-6005]

I can. And I don't have to bend my neck that far.
I'm lying.