holy fucking hell...

[JoY]

my best friend had this cousin (if it's a daughter from your aunt, it's your cousin, not your niece, right?), who I've always known as a three years younger little annoying chubby bounceball. I was about eight & she was about five. I had this tiny, thin, pale body & she was dark, chubby, overfed, spoiled & annoying. I mean, she was cute, as kids just are, but you know what I mean.

guess what, I was looking around in my best friend's Hyves (I know, Hyves = teh sux0rz) & suddenly came across Jade, the cousin. then dropped off my chair.

feast your eyes:
http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9708/marthejade9qt.jpg
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/558/marthejade23by.jpg
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2378/marthejade39gr.jpg
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3198/marthejade46fw.jpg

[JohnnyNemesis]

I can't see anything :(

[JoY]

the uploading site I used wasn't exactly meant to upload pictures with. changed it now.

oh right, almost forgot:

http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/8118/marthejade51wu.jpg

I'm aware that she has weird, high eyebrows, but not under any circumstances you can deny she's fucking hot.

[sKratch]

Weird thing is the topmost picture looks like one of my cousins a few years ago. Man I haven't seen them in a while :[

[Preocupado]

Same thing happened with my cousin. I turned on the tv and she was there - an actress playing the sexy roles on a tv show.

http://www2.uol.com.br/revistadecinema/edicao44/capa/img/BENSCONFISCADOS.jpg

[Chevelle]

she looks like my first wife

[HornyPope]

http://tinypic.com/fxw9pz.jpg

Lolz, Bellas is showing off her girlf... cousin.

[T-6005]

Having attractive relatives is more annoying than anything.

[Tizzalicious]

The exact same thing happened with my little cousin. I hadn't seen her for ages, she is about 8 years younger than me, and in my mind she was still my little, chubby cousin. Then a few years went by and I saw a picture of her, she is now 16 and incredibly beautiful. Crazy.

[Little_Miss_1565]

I love it when chubby kids grow up to be fucking hot.

it's like we pwn the universe :)

[Nina]

The first picture is amazingly beautiful.

[Back in Black]

feast your eyes:
http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/9708/marthejade9qt.jpg
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/558/marthejade23by.jpg
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/2378/marthejade39gr.jpg
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3198/marthejade46fw.jpg
Those pictures made me pop a boner.

[Nina]

Thats why you had to quote everything......yeah, makes sense. not.

[Preocupado]

If your cousin saw this thread wouldn't she feel a bit weird?

[Vera]

Aww, bunny. & Yeah, she is stunning.

[the_GoDdEsS]

She looks kinda bad in 2 and 3 but 1 and 4 are pretty.

[Betty]

I think she's super pretty.

Many of my male and female cousins are totally hot.

You know what's weird too? When your siblings whom you only see a couple times a year due to being away at school... suddenly get all old. When I left my youngest sister was all innocent and now she's posting up all the "picture whoring" style photos on the Internet. She's 14... I guess not that young anymore... it just takes a little getting used to.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Wildbetty/34000418RS815028712.jpg

[JoY]

If your cousin saw this thread wouldn't she feel a bit weird?
..she's not MY cousin. she's my best friend's cousin.

[Sunny]

she's kinda hawt... well, it seems like she's average looking, but with above average grooming and accessories.

but i'd hit that anyways.

[T-6005]

The fourth picture looks like some sort of music video or something.

[Lammat]

B-e-a-utiful

[JoY]

sure she isn't perfect. I fully agree with you, Mags, that she has the right make-up, the right accessories, etc. but you know what, this is beyond any of my expectations on how she'd turn out. not that I had any.

I love the picture with the bunny. fecking gorgeous.

[sKratch]

I think she's super pretty.

Many of my male and female cousins are totally hot.

You know what's weird too? When your siblings whom you only see a couple times a year due to being away at school... suddenly get all old. When I left my youngest sister was all innocent and now she's posting up all the "picture whoring" style photos on the Internet. She's 14... I guess not that young anymore... it just takes a little getting used to.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v603/Wildbetty/34000418RS815028712.jpg
Too bad she's not legal :[

[Italia311]

Thats a huge change Joy, yer cousin is frieken HATTTTt

As I side note, my cousin in italy she was always good looking, when I went back this summer, she was smokin. Look exactly like that chick from Dawson creek..u know?? Tom Cruise woman...

[Tizzalicious]

Can't anyone here read? It's not her cousin.

[Italia311]

Ah right, her best friends cousin...M bad..I read it quick...

[JoY]

Can't anyone here read? It's not her cousin.
thank you. I was about to shout it from rooftops, haha.

[HornyPope]

Does your cousin fuck on first date?

[JoY]

grr, you started this whole thing about her being my cousin. Ivil! ;p

[HornyPope]

I made a mistake like everyone else. I guess i'm just not as smart as I think.

I thought it was funny. Kids here pimp out their girlfriends and their super cool friends and you show us your... cousin's best friend?

[[Warning] Nimrod In Town]

I could reply by saying she's hot, but everybody else has said it so i'll say "Meh."

[JoY]

best friend's cousin. jaysus Vlad, hahaha.

I wasn't exactly pimping her, I was just sharing my amazement on how she's turned out.

[Mota Boy]

Too bad she's not legal
It's Canada, so she's only got, at the most, two years.


I would like to announce that I'm crashing everyone's family reunions.

[Betty]

Too bad she's not legal :[

Almost down to one year now... I dated a 21 year old when I was 16... that's somewhat of a scary thought now... he was way less mature than me though.

And I won't allow cute boys my age to go after my little sisters.