Sin Studly
11-25-2005, 06:52 AM
So gather round ye children,
And listen to my epic tale,
A tale of rampant elitism,
That could make a newbie pale,
The senior members flocked around,
And kissed each others feet,
The retards were upset by this,
And they hated the elite,
They shouted accusations,
However lame and weak,
"The only reason you like TripBoy,
Is cause he's part of your clique!
I deserve as much respect,
I've got two-thousand posts,
And I joined in late November!"
And such other stupid boasts.
They couldn't see why they were hated,
They rejected reality,
Post Count and Join Date mattered more,
Than brains and personality,
Until a newbie sauntered in,
And destroyed the status quo,
A man we'd cover in whipped cream,
And lick from head to toe,
And his name was JohnnyNemesis,
And he was a pure delight,
TripBoy even accepted him,
Even though he wasn't white,
The bitches wanted in his pants,
Between sticky sheets of satin,
For he was a hot latino man,
(And that means he speaks latin).
So in marched this ghetto spic,
With tolerance abound,
For all the stupid retard fucks,
That deserve the Potter's Ground,
He treated them like human beings,
No matter what they deserved,
Until they stepped over the line,
And got their asses served,
So he became a fixture,
Of the board we love so dear,
He made the bitches so damn wet,
He made the bastards queer,
Attractive but not good-looking,
He was still a Don Juan macker,
And he made the racist nazi scum,
Treat him like an Aryan cracker,
So we all hail our Ricardo,
And we heap on our praise and love,
Betwixt the newbies and elites,
He was like an olive branch'd dove,
But we still worry a little,
Because even though he rocks,
Dirty dominican scumbags,
Wear shoes without no socks,
And his name was JohnnyNemesis,
And he was a pure delight,
TripBoy even accepted him,
Even though he wasn't white,
The bitches wanted in his pants,
Between sticky sheets of satin,
For he was a hot latino man,
(And that means he speaks latin).
And listen to my epic tale,
A tale of rampant elitism,
That could make a newbie pale,
The senior members flocked around,
And kissed each others feet,
The retards were upset by this,
And they hated the elite,
They shouted accusations,
However lame and weak,
"The only reason you like TripBoy,
Is cause he's part of your clique!
I deserve as much respect,
I've got two-thousand posts,
And I joined in late November!"
And such other stupid boasts.
They couldn't see why they were hated,
They rejected reality,
Post Count and Join Date mattered more,
Than brains and personality,
Until a newbie sauntered in,
And destroyed the status quo,
A man we'd cover in whipped cream,
And lick from head to toe,
And his name was JohnnyNemesis,
And he was a pure delight,
TripBoy even accepted him,
Even though he wasn't white,
The bitches wanted in his pants,
Between sticky sheets of satin,
For he was a hot latino man,
(And that means he speaks latin).
So in marched this ghetto spic,
With tolerance abound,
For all the stupid retard fucks,
That deserve the Potter's Ground,
He treated them like human beings,
No matter what they deserved,
Until they stepped over the line,
And got their asses served,
So he became a fixture,
Of the board we love so dear,
He made the bitches so damn wet,
He made the bastards queer,
Attractive but not good-looking,
He was still a Don Juan macker,
And he made the racist nazi scum,
Treat him like an Aryan cracker,
So we all hail our Ricardo,
And we heap on our praise and love,
Betwixt the newbies and elites,
He was like an olive branch'd dove,
But we still worry a little,
Because even though he rocks,
Dirty dominican scumbags,
Wear shoes without no socks,
And his name was JohnnyNemesis,
And he was a pure delight,
TripBoy even accepted him,
Even though he wasn't white,
The bitches wanted in his pants,
Between sticky sheets of satin,
For he was a hot latino man,
(And that means he speaks latin).