my forum is the best. why?

[ruf]

1. we don not have mods
2. It lets you see the forums without login in
3. It has the best admin around (me)
4. admin is very tolerant, gentle and slow
5. It is the best looking forum around.

[WebDudette]

Oo Mods make this forum alot better and you don't have to be logged in to view forums here either.

[ruf]

Oo Mods make this forum alot better and you don't have to be logged in to view forums here either.
the login to my forum and ill make you a mod (temporary at least)

6. In my forum we don't have goofy "welcome threads"

[ruf]

7. and our Abortion thread is way better, check it out...

[sKratch]

lolz i hate mods