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HornyPope
12-01-2005, 01:49 AM
Some made me laugh to my stomach:


Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.

Wright: What is the Italian word for motorway?
Contestant: Espresso.

Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.
Contestant: Sydney.

Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona.
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in
Spain.

Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword
3) Name the capital of France? F
4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell
5) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
7) What is Hitler's first name? Heil
8) A famous Scotsman? Jock
9) Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde.
10) A dangerous race? The Arabs
11) Something that floats in a bath? Water
12) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse
14) A famous Royal? Mail
15) Something that flies that doesn't have an engine? A bicycle with
wings
16) A famous bridge? The Bridge Over Troubled Waters
17) Something a cat does? Goes to the toilet
18) Something you do in the bathroom? Decorate
20) Something associated with pigs? The Police
21) A sign of the Zodiac? April
23) Something you do before you go to bed? Sleep
24) Something you put on walls? A roof

Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?
Contestant: (long pause) Joe?


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Lars
12-01-2005, 02:22 AM
Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
Contestant: Crocodiles.
Robinson: Wh...?
Contestant (interrupting): Pass!

It makes me sad that I've not actually heard any of these on Radio or TV.
Izie
12-01-2005, 08:19 AM
That made me laugh a few times, but until you watch Serbian quizzes, you haven't heard anything. Some people are just plain retarded.
HornyPope
12-01-2005, 08:23 AM
Lol Serbians are stupid.
Izie
12-01-2005, 08:28 AM
Uneducated, more likely :p

Edit: btw, Serbs, not Serbians :p
Belcherdude1992
12-01-2005, 10:20 AM
guy #1: What's your name Dave?
guy #2: err, i don't know!
unexplained Rastafarian: Rofl mon!

Wood: What "K" could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er...
Wood: It's got two syllables... Kor...
Contestant: Blimey?
Wood: Ha ha ha ha no. The past participle of run...
Contestant: (Silence)
Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I...
Contestant: Walked?
Nirushika6789
12-01-2005, 11:24 AM
Wright: What is the capital of Australia? And it's not Sydney.
Contestant: Sydney.

Paul Wappat: How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

4) Name a bird with a long Neck? Naomi Campbell

14) A famous Royal? Mail

20) Something associated with pigs? The Police
21) A sign of the Zodiac? April
23) Something you do before you go to bed? Sleep


Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?
Contestant: (long pause) Joe?


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these ones IMO are the best...the royal mail one is priceless lol
yay
12-01-2005, 01:49 PM
HAHA Thats the funniest stuff I've seen in ages.
Sinister
12-01-2005, 01:57 PM
HAHA Thats the funniest stuff I've seen in ages.
certainly funnier than you.
ruroken
12-01-2005, 01:59 PM
It's funnier than both of you combined
the_GoDdEsS
12-01-2005, 02:06 PM
Hahaha. 'Heil'. Wtf?
0r4ng3
12-01-2005, 02:13 PM
Hahaha. 'Heil'. Wtf?
Yeah, that's my favorite, along with sleeping before you go to bed.
Offspring7
12-01-2005, 03:10 PM
You're sure the contestants weren't just kidding? I liked how the Six Day war lasted 14 days, although to give that contestant credit, there are wars that have a number and a day but the war lasted longer.