If You Are An 18,19, Or 20 Yr Old Girl, Read This

[Unsanctioned]

My friend is looking for somebody, and is currently having no luck. Myself, I'm 17. But he's 20, and single. He lives in Williamsburg, Virginia. Contact me at newbieslighthauling@rock.com if you are interested, and so I can send you information on him. Remember-- only if you are 18,19, or 20, contact me at the given address.

[Trip Boy]

Sluts.
Stop posting.

[Izie]

Ooooooooooooooh, BBS dating service!

Nice.

[the_GoDdEsS]

My friend is looking for somebody, and is currently having no luck. Myself, I'm 17. But he's 20, and single. He lives in Williamsburg, Virginia. Contact me at newbieslighthauling@rock.com if you are interested, and so I can send you information on him. Remember-- only if you are 18,19, or 20, contact me at the given address.

Contact your local dating agency and buzz off.

[Idiot]

Contact your local dating agency and buzz off.

Well said madam. =)

[4eh]

yeah, really :D

[Vera]

Hahaha, is this for real?

[DUKESTER76]

i'll agree with Goddess, he should try looking for himself. maybe he is an ugly fuck if he cant get himself a girl. i dont need no one to be hunting a date for me, i can do it myself.

[Tijs]

My friend is looking for somebody, and is currently having no luck. Myself, I'm 17. But he's 20, and single. He lives in Williamsburg, Virginia. Contact me at newbieslighthauling@rock.com if you are interested, and so I can send you information on him. Remember-- only if you are 18,19, or 20, contact me at the given address.
Let me know if you got my email.

[Endymion]

next up for bidding is me. ladies, do you thing.

[Betty]

$5........

[Tijs]

$75.......

[Vera]

$1,000,000 + the DVDs for all seasons of Newsradio.

I won.

Endy, come here & be my bitch.

[Tijs]

I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Damn you Vera, damn you...

[Endymion]

<3 vera <3

[Anya82]

ok.. who's next?

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Let's all bid for TripBoy.

[Anya82]

come on! nobody would ever pay a damn shit for him!

[sKratch]

This topic disturbs me.
A) The person who made the topic sounds serious
B) Endy is unfaithful to me

[Endymion]

B) Endy is unfaithful to me
am not, you're still my lover.

sorry baby, gotta go save the internet!

[DUKESTER76]

ill be next if anybody is feeling desperate

[JoY]

oh my fucking goodness.

[Vera]

B) Endy is unfaithful to me
Of course he is, you never pay him enough attention.

Or suck his dick.

[meaning_of_life]

see this is the thing that pisses me off about the fucking internet. all sorts of sad people try to find a piece of meat to fuck, and the only ones willing to oblige, are hideously deformed. i kno all you people are kidding in reply, and thats ok, but it just disurbs me. seriously to the dude who started this, go out and find yourself a girl, for your supposed "mate". (we all know its you)

[Vera]

This is seriously the worst place to look for a shag, but I'm okay with people doing it online even though the "hi i wana b ur friend!"-messages from creepy guys annoy me sometimes.

[Dante]

$1,000,000 + the DVDs for all seasons of Newsradio.

I won.

Endy, come here & be my bitch.

Wow I think that was just a little to much then we needed to know.

[Dante]

$1,000,000 + the DVDs for all seasons of Newsradio.

I won.

Endy, come here & be my bitch.

Just a little to much info.

Thanks

[sKratch]

Just a few more posts than I needed about that, THANKS!!!one~1

[Vera]

I was only being friendly. Prude.
Go find someone your own age!

[Tijs]

Neat, I got an email back from this dude (topic-starter):

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My email:
I'm 18, I'm a male though, and straight. I'm not looking for a male either. Is that a problem?
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His email:
Nah, I was just lookin for chicks, and I would just pick any random name out of nowhere.
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So shallow...

[Vera]

He Private Messaged me on this BBS:


That might not work out, but pm me if you change your mind

I sent a note back saying I'm 17 so he should leave me the fuck alone and stop using the BBS as a dating service.

[Tijs]

That guy is really taking it serious... fair enough, but he think's we're taking it serious too. Sad sad sad...

[JoY]

PM:
:o Subject: Maybe
Are you single?


what on fucking earth gave this fruitloop the idea I'm remotely interested?
Sanni... *suspicious look* have you been matchmaking again??

[Tizzalicious]

Neat, I got an email back from this dude (topic-starter):

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My email:
I'm 18, I'm a male though, and straight. I'm not looking for a male either. Is that a problem?
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His email:
Nah, I was just lookin for chicks, and I would just pick any random name out of nowhere.
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So shallow...

what happened to openmindedness?

[Vera]

Sanni... *suspicious look* have you been matchmaking again??
Dude, I would *never* match ANYONE with a BBS creep. Except maybe for an April Fool's joke but it's DECEMBER.

You shouldn't have told him you were 20. You should've said you were a 50 year old homosexual from Wisconsin.

[JoY]

well fuck Sanni, everyone here knows I am!
don't rub it in, babe.

huhuhu, like yeah, I'm a twenty year old girl. I'm blonde with boobs. & I live in Amsterdam..
..yeah fucking RITE. *cracks up*

[Vera]

I probably shouldn't blow your cover by calling you Bob all the time.

Bob.

[JoY]

stop that. :(

[Vera]

Oh, you're so cute, Bob.

Did you get the porn I sent you?

[JoY]

yes, it was quite.. satisfying. *blush*
the dude on dude porn was good, but you I'd like to see in different positions.

[Vera]

Aww, Bob.

I'll send you more if you like.

[the_GoDdEsS]

come on! nobody would ever pay a damn shit for him!

They wouldn't pay shit, they'd pay gold. And all kinds of sacrifice. Come on, dance for Ghede!

[Anya82]

Hola! Queres tequila y crack cocaine, puuuuta?

hmmm solo si practicas tu español mejor, pinche pendejo.

[Anya82]

Pendejo.....
No sabes ni un carajo de español, verdad cabron? jajajajaja
Esta bien.. me caes bien de todos modos.

Y.. no, gracias... provecho con tu taco. Espero que no te cause indigestion, pinche puñal... chinga tu madre!!!!

[Anya82]

hahahahaha!

this guy is funny.....

[Anya82]

well, that's better now... you're starting to get it better :)

[Anya82]

señorita, con letra Ñ, por favor.

[DUKESTER76]

how do you do that N with the little squiggly line ~????

[SpongeBob]

This topic disturbs me.
B) Endy is unfaithful to me

skratch–i'll still be your rebound bitch.

[Vera]

how do you do that N with the little squiggly line ~????
Ñipa española.

[Anya82]

ñ = Alt+164
Ñ = Alt+165

It's a common letter in spanish language... it's called "eñe" i don't know how to describe the sound

[Anya82]

that's pretty damn close to it...

[DUKESTER76]

It's like a regular n, but with the added squeak of the drive-thru microphone at McDonalds.
now thats funny, i know how it sounds like though


ñ = Alt+164
Ñ = Alt+165

It's a common letter in spanish language... it's called "eñe" i don't know how to describe the sound
thanks for that, now i will know how to spell a few things in spanish with that. ñ. yay it worked

[Anya82]

glad 2 help ya

[slayer/metallicafan661]

wat r u talking about? dukester is a asshole

[DUKESTER76]

Get A Fucking Life!!!!!!!!!!

[Anya82]

Next time, come to visit me, so we can share some beers
hahahaha

[slayer/metallicafan661]

well dukester just admit that ur jerk.

[DUKESTER76]

hey TripBoy, did you drink the water there??

[the_GoDdEsS]

Can you hook up anything stronger?

No, she does not have what *I have*. *grins evilly*

[Anya82]

ooh.. yeah, sure.. that makes me soooo sad....
there's nothing i want more than be just like "the goddess"

bite me

[the_GoDdEsS]

ooh.. yeah, sure.. that makes me soooo sad....
there's nothing i want more than be just like "the goddess"

bite me

They all want to be me.

[punkangel]

Sluts.
Stop posting.


you have a equal chance too if you want to be in a relationship....haha

[punkangel]

They all want to be me.


right people want to be you that is just nasty....and your face too

[nitropenguin!]

You're going to wish you hadn't bitched at the all mighty, Goddess.

[punkangel]

You're going to wish you hadn't bitched at the all mighty, Goddess.


I dont care the goddess can kiss my royal ass!! oh, yeah my mothers hairy ass is prettier than the goddess!! what what

[nitropenguin!]

Yeah your age is starting to make sense.

[punkangel]

Yeah your age is starting to make sense.



...........but I act and look 15 that is why my bf is with me today.................

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

...........but I act and look 15.................

Yeah.

That's precisely what he means.

[nitropenguin!]

Ooh so now you feel all confident that you have a 15-year-old boyfriend? Sorry to break to you but you act nothing like one, 13 fits you.

[nitropenguin!]

Yeah.

That's precisely what he means.
She, Nightbringer, she. lol

[the_GoDdEsS]

I dont care the goddess can kiss my royal ass!! oh, yeah my mothers hairy ass is prettier than the goddess!! what what

You're being nasty.

You insulted your own mother and that's a pretty low thing to do.
Plus, show us your picture if you're gonna bitch at other people for being "ugly". Oh and I did not see how relevant the the reference to your boyfriend was at all. It sounded so desperate.
But yeah, you're oh so punk, dudette! You're just a plethora of incessant idiot talk.

Hey, and how are your friends?

[sKratch]

punkangel has been putting up a great argument for being the second person to go on my ignore list

[meaning_of_life]

dont worry bout punk angel. your very pretty. any bet she is hideous.

[meaning_of_life]

watever man...

[meaning_of_life]

watever man...

[meaning_of_life]

watever man...
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[TheUnholyNightbringer]

She, Nightbringer, she. lol

She, then. Sorry, I automatically assume people are males unless it's obvious they're not.

[JoY]

punkangel has been putting up a great argument for being the second person to go on my ignore list
third for me.

[sKratch]

You always have to be better, don't you? I really don't know why I put up with you, joy.

[JoY]

yeah, I know. I'm difficult to be around. too bad that at a message board you simply don't have a choice, really. :p

[Vera]

You always have to be better, don't you? I really don't know why I put up with you, joy.
I still don't know how she does it.

[sKratch]

It's all in the special sauce.

[punkangel]

Yeah.

That's precisely what he means.



girl girl she she god the name is punkangel!!

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

girl girl she she god the name is punkangel!!

I wasn't referring to you, I was referring to nitropenguin. But, turns out she's a girl anyway. But it's less obvious with her. I know you're a girl.

[punkangel]

I wasn't referring to you, I was referring to nitropenguin. But, turns out she's a girl anyway. But it's less obvious with her. I know you're a girl.


kewl that is fine...but you quoted my thing...

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

kewl that is fine...but you quoted my thing...

Nitropenguin said that your age is becoming more clear. You said you're 15. I responded, saying yes, you're 15, that's precisely what she (nitropenguin) means, that you act like a 15 year old.

[punkangel]

Nitropenguin said that your age is becoming more clear. You said you're 15. I responded, saying yes, you're 15, that's precisely what she (nitropenguin) means, that you act like a 15 year old.


I act 15 doesnt mean I'm 15.... think about it...how old are you??

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Does it really matter?

[punkangel]

Does it really matter?


not really....

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Then why ask?

[punkangel]

Then why ask?


how do I know I'm always curious...