Izie Blocked Me On Msn

[HornyPope]

I saw her pics today, and I messaged her. I was very shy at first, but the way she treated me showed me I should be in fact very rude to her. That slut!

hp: Hello Imila
Scarlet: hi
hp: how are you?
Scarlet: Who is this?
hp: HornyPope from the BBS lol
Scarlet: Oh, you have a funny name
hp: Lol yeah.
hp: I saw your pics in photoalbum. I think you're hot
Scarlet: Thank you :)
hp: Can I come fuck you sometimes?
Scarlet: Wtf?
hp: Can I come fuck you sometimes?
Scarlet: Pfff as if. I'm not just gonna fuck you.
hp: why not? Think you can do better?
Scarlet: Like hell. You're totally not in my league.
hp: :(
hp: I'm handsome too. I'm balding though, but i'm handsome.
Scarlet: Got pics?
hp: Sure. I'll email it. Sec.
Scarlet: k
hp: so
hp: you there?
Scarlet: Yes, sorry. Busy. Talking to a lot of boys here.
hp: oh, I thought I was the only one
Scarlet: Lol, yeah right
hp: :(
hp: did you like my pics?
hp: are you there?
Scarlet: I'm sorry, you're not my style
hp: was it that bad?
Scarlet: Meh, it was pretty ugly
hp: ouch
hp: not good enough for you?
Scarlet: 'fraid not
hp: Can we at least cyber sex?
hp: please?
Scarlet: I don't cyber sex, honey.
hp: you're not fun
Scarlet: sorry
hp: meh. wanna see me naked?
Scarlet: Dude, just fuck off. You're annoyed
Scarlet annoying*
hp: whatever. i'll do what I want.
Scarlet: Fine. Go cyber sex with someone else.
hp: but i like YOU.
Scarlet: and I don't like YOU
Scarlet: Look, I have standards. Okay? You're just not good enough for me, sorry
hp: I understand
hp: can I see you naked maybe?
Scarlet: fuck off


..... and at that point she blocked me. Ouch. Think I could ever talk to her again?

[Sin Studly]

Have you been smoking weed? You annoy everyone when you're stoned.

[HornyPope]

I smoked pollen today. It was a very weak hit, and lasted less than an hour maybe.

[Sin Studly]

Pollen is canuck for what?

[HornyPope]

Pollen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollen), dude. It's like whitish-brown hash. The high affects your body, like hash. It's not very cerebral. And it goes away fast.

[Vera]

Hahahaha. Excellent "parody". (winkwinknudgenudge)

And then a message to all girls who get those MSN messages: just pretend you're a homosexual guy who likes to dress up as a girl and post pictures online or alternatively, just say "oh yeah, those were pics of my sis".

[Sin Studly]

Parody? I know the convo never happened, but still ; you can't parody your own personality, can you?

[Izie]

Awwwwwww you missed me!

I totally hate you now <#

And I'm way worse when retards talk to me, really. Remember how I once blocked you on both MSN and AIM and you were being even less retarded than this? Well, yeah.

[Vera]

Parody? I know the convo never happened, but still ; you can't parody your own personality, can you?
I parody myself all the time!


No, wait.. Parody isn't a synonym for masturbation?

[HornyPope]

Fucking Justin is such a bitter girl.


No, wait.. Parody isn't a synonym for masturbation?

No, that's satire. Parody is mutual masturbation. Like you and Dush.

[Back in Black]

Hahahahahahhahahahahahaha