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HornyPope
12-07-2005, 07:21 PM
"Honey, i'm going to make this the best night of your life"

Hah hah hah? Thought of it on the spot.
Sin Studly
12-07-2005, 07:24 PM
I approve!

"Yes, it was good for me"
Nicole
12-07-2005, 08:07 PM
"I did orgasm"
HornyPope
12-07-2005, 08:21 PM
Note fiction and lies aren't incontrovertibly akin terms.
All About Eve
12-07-2005, 08:24 PM
"We'll try something new tonight"
sKratch
12-07-2005, 09:19 PM
Best parody topic ever.
Izie
12-08-2005, 02:02 AM
...and then *I* rip *you* off.

Pffff.
Vera
12-08-2005, 02:12 AM
"Yess.. yess.. oh god.. YESsss.. ohhh yess..."

(In fiction class people would be sure to point out the unnecessary repetition.)
Little_Miss_1565
12-08-2005, 09:44 AM
"I'm sorry, that doesn't usually happen..."
T-6005
12-08-2005, 10:24 AM
"You tried."
HornyPope
12-08-2005, 01:18 PM
"You go down on me tonight, and i'll owe you one tomorow."
T-6005
12-08-2005, 01:20 PM
"What coathanger?"
0r4ng3
12-08-2005, 05:45 PM
"What coathanger?"
Quoted for pure hilarity.
wheelchairman
12-09-2005, 08:00 AM
"I'm not laughing, I'm just terrified of your dominating attitude."
Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 08:01 AM
"No, it's not small at all!"
TheUnholyNightbringer
12-09-2005, 08:01 AM
"Feel anything yet? It's getting soft again.."
Tizzalicious
12-09-2005, 08:02 AM
Oops, I meant:

"OMG! It's so big!"
TheUnholyNightbringer
12-09-2005, 08:07 AM
"Your sister didn't do it like that.."