Cool Useless Items

[SkunkIt]

These are cool, but useless items. All of the items are real.

This is the catapult watch, possibly the most awesome but useless thing I have ever seen. Would you buy one of these?


http://www.knightforhire.com/images/anim_wrist_s.gif



You've probably seen this, but this is the dancing coke can. you clap, it dances.


http://www.audiogold.co.uk/catalogue/images/wriggling%20coca%20cola%20can.JPG


The internet urinal. Great for never getting up.

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/10727.jpg

[SkunkIt]

Donkey Cigarette dispenser. Press his ears down and he'll dispense a cigarette from his behind.


http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/10886.jpg


Meat shower curtains


http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11132.jpg


Pee guy! This statue goes great in your kitchen.


http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11200.jpg

[SkunkIt]

Ceramic smoking baby. Each infant comes with a pack of ten Li'l Smokes and has another one in its mouth, ready to light up and puff. The smokes are actually non-toxic, unscented incense wrapped in paper.


http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11095.jpg

[SkunkIt]

Bumpasaurus.


http://www.sirmixalot.com/images/returnalb.jpg

[nieh]

I want the ceramic smoking baby, just because of how wrong it is. Where can I get it?

[the_offsprings_monkey]

http://www.wap.org/journal/protectpc/protectlifesm.jpg

[SkunkIt]

I want the ceramic smoking baby, just because of how wrong it is. Where can I get it?

mcphee.com

smoking baby shirt:

http://www.mcphee.com/items/M5921.html

no smoking baby adhesive patch:

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11195.html

Ceramic smoking baby:

http://www.mcphee.com/items/11095.html

[Mentally_Challenged]

Retro mobile attachments. Pure beasty.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/Luceh/retrophone_handset.jpg

Annnnnnd, USB CUP WARMERS!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/Luceh/JC46.jpg

[the_offsprings_monkey]

Retro mobile attachments. Pure beasty.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/Luceh/retrophone_handset.jpg

Annnnnnd, USB CUP WARMERS!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/Luceh/JC46.jpg
I sooooooooooo want that phone thingy.

[SkunkIt]

Retro mobile attachments. Pure beasty.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/Luceh/retrophone_handset.jpg


Ha ha, I can imagine someone talking on that.

[coke_a_holic]

I like how it's considered "retro" and I have a phone just like it that was bought like 8 years ago.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/152500/152883INQM_w.jpg

About as useful as..

[Preocupado]

i wouldn't hesitate a bit if i ever saw a catapult watch. that's a very good watch.

and my uncle used to have the donkey. it was very very cool.

[Andy]

Some of that stuff I would fucking love to have! Although I can't really see how the shower curtains would be seen as useless, I want the pissing guy! NOW!

[Igniton]

http://www.verysmalldoses.com/images/posts/072005gfx/iguy.jpg
iGuy! Make your iPod Gumby's bestest friend!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00020F9TK.01-A1V1Z4BJNVFJUK.PT01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
Flowbee Haircutting System, Your New Barber.

http://www.mosquito-zapper.com/images/electronic_swatter_big_286_372.jpg
Electronic Mosquito Squatter... if you couldn't hit it the first time, now it causes even more trouble while it shakes and you lose concentration!

http://img.engadget.com/common/images/3060000000048347.JPG
BrightFeet lighted slippers... it's called a lightswitch dumbasses.

[Igniton]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00001ZWV7.01._SCTZZZZZZZ_.gif
Magic 8 Ball. No you are not going to get laid by the homecoming queen this month. I am a better frickin' fortune teller than this thing.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I'd totally have the slippers. They're not useless.

[Andy]

This thread reminds me of It'll Never Work. Did any of the Brits watch that when they were wee?

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

".. and neither will we again!"

Wrong show?

[Andy]

That's Baddiel And Skinner Unplanned, buddy. Good show though.

No, the one I'm on about was a CBBC show like 5 years ago (presented by some Scottish lady and a weird looking English chap), anyway, it was a show about crazy, stupid, and downright useless inventions.

Needless to say, the majority were Japanese.

[T-6005]

http://www.mosquito-zapper.com/images/electronic_swatter_big_286_372.jpg
Electronic Mosquito Squatter... if you couldn't hit it the first time, now it causes even more trouble while it shakes and you lose concentration!

You might be shocked to learn that electric swatters are extremely useful in countries that have large amounts of mosquitos... like the ones in Southeast Asia. You learn to take the things out with anything from your hands to textbooks to rubberbands... but the swatter remains effective and clean for your hands.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

That's Baddeal And Skinner Unplanned, buddy. Good show though.

No, the one I'm on about was a CBBC show like 5 years ago (presented by some Scottish lady and a weird looking English chap), anyway, it was a show about crazy, stupid, and downright useless inventions.

Needless to say, the majority were Japanese.

EDIT: not sure of the spelling on Baddeal

That'd be Baddiel.

[Andy]

That'd be Baddiel.

Ah yes, of course! Bless you, David.

[Omni]

I COMPLETELY disagree on the uselessness of the Internet Urninal thing. I mean, how standard-American does it get?

[Andy]

Shit like that I can just nick from work ;) I'm cool like that.

[Omni]

Word. Word, Indeed.

[Omni]

Oh, and speaking of useless fortune telling things (Magic 8-ball), check this out:

http://engrish.com/image/engrish/god-jesus.jpg

The God-Jesus Robot.

EDIT: Please note the little Asian boy praying to his robot, and then being savagely denied his request.

[Andy]

Now that really is the ultimate metaphor for the world's growing love of machines. Love it, love it.

[Omni]

The God-Jesus Robot is ahead of it's time. I think it was released in the late 80s.

[Igniton]

haha wow that robot reminds me of a nun

[Andy]

It's also probably massively blasphemous also.

[Igniton]

It's also probably massively blasphemous also.

lol it is, i learned that word 3 years ago, glad i took religion

[Drummerguy123]

[IMG]http://www.mosquito-zapper.com/images/electronic_swatter_big_286_372.jpg
Electronic Mosquito Squatter... if you couldn't hit it the first time, now it causes even more trouble while it shakes and you lose concentration!


lol. Not funny. I have used one of those and it really works. And its a lot of fun to watzh the flies zap and pop several times acros it.

[Omni]

When I first saw it I thought it was like. Some kind of tennis racket. Maybe an edible tennis racket in different flavors.

[Igniton]

are those swatters abailable in the US?

[Omni]

Lol, and I just noticed the brilliant disclaimer on the smoking baby:

"REAL babies should NEVER smoke"

[Drummerguy123]

are those swatters abailable in the US?

yes, and they work, too. Especially if you raise livestock like my Nana and Tata.

[Andy]

I know it's avaliable in green.

Oh, does anyone know if that iPod thing is avaliable for Nano?

[Igniton]

it seems useless and waste of money, but i want one the way you review it but i have never seen them

[Drummerguy123]

it seems useless and waste of money, but i want one the way you review it but i have never seen them

It depends on your situation. If you really have a fly/bug problem, it's not bad to have. And it's way more fun than a flyswatter.

[Andy]

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ZZZZZAP!!!

Deary me that was intelligent

[Drummerguy123]

Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ZZZZZAP!!!

Deary me that was intelligent

I never said it was intelligent, just entertaining.

[Igniton]

It depends on your situation. If you really have a fly/bug problem, it's not bad to have. And it's way more fun than a flyswatter.

it isnt that bad now because its winter and it keeps decreasing each year but i would just get it for entertainment, we get ladybugs seasonly and ill just smack em around hehe

[Drummerguy123]

it isnt that bad now because its winter and it keeps decreasing each year but i would just get it for entertainment, we get ladybugs seasonly and ill just smack em around hehe

:eek: *gasp!* You aren't supposed to kill ladybugs!

[Andy]

I never said it was intelligent, just entertaining.

My dear boy, I was talking about my zzap comment. Personally, I find that invention potentially fabulous.

[Igniton]

:eek: *gasp!* You aren't supposed to kill ladybugs!

alright, i like them anyway, ill just use it on my little sister...

[Drummerguy123]

My dear boy, I was talking about my zzap comment. Personally, I find that invention potentially fabulous.

It was intelligent enough, after all, look at the rest of these inventions.

[Drummerguy123]

alright, i like them anyway, ill just use it on my little sister...

Much better.

[Andy]

Exactomundo my friend.

Oh, and you are supposed to kill Ladybirds. They ask for it. The little buggers, prancing around in their fancy shells deserve everything they get.

[Drummerguy123]

Exactomundo my friend.

Oh, and you are supposed to kill Ladybirds. They ask for it. The little buggers, prancing around in their fancy shells deserve everything they get.

lol. Ladybirds......

[Omni]

Rofl, Andy's speech-style is the fucking greatest. I know, man. It's like, they say you shouldn't rape 15 year olds, yet they prance around in those skimpy little outfits and advertise. Attention whores.

[Andy]

Although I may not fully understand what Omni just said, I wholeheartedly agree and will defend to the death his right to say it.

[T-6005]

I didn't know Voltaire's first name until just now.

Clearly it's Andy.

[Andy]

I feel begrudgingly ignorant.

[Omni]

Have you been drinking?

[Andy]

Me? Alas no, though I wish I was. I just haven't had proper sleep in some time.

[nameless]

ive never seen any of them! they dont seem any worse than those things in 1001 useless japanese inventions!