Big news, everybody

[Sin Studly]

I just got engaged. Wow!

[the_offsprings_monkey]

I just got engaged. Wow!
Abuse her and tell her she's worthless.

[Sin Studly]

Abuse her and tell her she's worthless.

Yeah, cause it sure seemed to work for you. Ooh, maybe if I take your advice I can end up with a fat cutting goth with no self esteem. Hooray!

[the_offsprings_monkey]

Yeah, cause it sure seemed to work for you. Ooh, maybe if I take your advice I can end up with a fat cutting goth with no self esteem. Hooray!
Agreed, wanna pint of vodka?

[Sin Studly]

Don't talk to me.

[the_offsprings_monkey]

Miserable bastard.

[Camilamazed]

I don't know why but I just cannot believe that. It'd be very hard for you to find a girl that really deserves to be your slave.

[Sin Studly]

Who said it's a girl?

[killer_queen]

Congrats. Don't have sex until you two get married. If you do that you'll probably go to hell.

[Endymion]

congrats, justin! many years of happiness to you and yours.

[the_offsprings_monkey]

Congrats. Don't have sex until you two get married. If you do that you'll probably go to hell.
Or she'll see he lacks manhood and dumps him.

[Endymion]

Or she'll see he lacks manhood and dumps him.
goodness ashley, i do delight in your caustic wit.

[Sin Studly]

I guess I should state it clearly now, my fiance is male.

[Little_Miss_1565]

I'll send you a bottle of silicone-based lube for a wedding present.

[nieh]

So you and Patton finally decided to take it to the next level?

[Mota Boy]

You're going to leave a lot of people heartbroken... and bleeding from various orifices.

[Vera]

I thought you wanted to marry me?

Oh, I see how it is now.

Bastard. :( :(

[Sin Studly]

Meh, I'm sorry. I'm still open for affairs.

[Vera]

Keep your cock and your cock rings. I'm through!

*dramatic exit*

[Sin Studly]

We can still be friends, right? :(

[Vera]

But not friends with benefits. :/

[Sin Studly]

I understand.

Just friends that fuck occasionally, instead.

[sKratch]

lolz ur gay

[the_GoDdEsS]

Congratulations! Can I still hope for a secret affair? :( :( :(

[notoriousdoc]

We want videos of the wedding night

[nameless]

congratulations!

[T-6005]

Congratulations on this defilement of all things good and proper.

[Twinkle]

Congratulations!!!!! Thats happy, happy, happy news indeed!! I so happy for you! But more happy for myself because my sister is getting married. And I'm her bridesmaid. And marriages are exciting! Except I highly doubt you're really getting married, much less to a guy.

[Conspiracy of One]

That's why they have something similar to that called a "Gay marriage"

Anyways, congrats Justin.

[Twinkle]

That's why they have something similar to that called a "Gay marriage"

Uh huh. And is it legal in Australia?

[Conspiracy of One]

Who says they must be married in Australia?

[SkunkIt]

Congratulations, Justin!


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[Andy]

So who'se gonna be the woman in this relationship?

[killer_queen]

Oh, I must say, I don't want a secret affair. I don't like all those secret things. If we are going to have an affair your lovely fiancé should be indulgent.

[Sin Studly]

My fiance has seen pics of Simona and approved of a blatant affair with her :P. Should I ask him on your behalf too, Gulsah?

[killer_queen]

You should have asked before.

[blind]

cool or something....

[honey]

Congrats :)

[Paint_It_Black]

I don't like affairs, but I'm available for a threesome.

[ruroken]

Is he as badass as you?

[JohnnyNemesis]

You're going to leave a lot of people heartbroken... and bleeding from various orifices.

*raises hand*