American Idol

[Manic subsidal]

American Idol blows, but if you were to audition, what offspring song would you pick to sing and why?

I would so do come out and play. I love that one line. I'd just be like "hey judges, alright here I go.... You gotta kEEp 'Em sEpEratEd.... yEEah.."

[Sinister]

I'd go for Da Hui.

[nameless]

i guess id have to pick one with "clean" language! maybe gone away!

[pretty_fly_white_guy858]

Haha, imagine if it was live

[Manic subsidal]

Do they allow swearing? I think I've heard bleeps every now and then.

[Sinister]

"I WON'T *beep* WITH DA HUI
I WON'T *beep* WITH DA HUI
I WON'T *beep* WITH DA HUI
BECAUSE DA HUI WILL *beep* WITH ME !
..."

[nameless]

maybe you would have to change it to "mess with da hui" like some artists do for videos and live performances!

[dain84]

Gone Away. It's so soulful.

[offspring_freak_3]

self esteem or have you ever, maybe tkaa

[Homer]

The correct answer is The Blurb... definately.

[punker]

I think it would be Have You Ever, a song with little holes with music in the lyrics, so i dont have to stop singing and imagine the guitars and the drums

[Drummerguy123]

If the Offspring were to get any attention on mainstream television, it would be Dexter on Celebrity Fit Club.

[dain84]

^^Haha! .

[Manic subsidal]

If the Offspring were to get any attention on mainstream television, it would be Dexter on Celebrity Fit Club.

Dude, I might would consider watching mtv more often if he was on that. Actually, nah... because I don't want to see Dexter without a shirt on :P

If they had a "Date my Dexter" show though, I would definitely tune in.

edit: ..wait, celebrity fit club is mtv right? Or vh1? God dammit, like those two are any different anyways. Seriously, how stupid is it to have a channel like that when it doesn't play any music... real music :/

[>:->]

I want to see Dexter Holland on a treadmill.

[Andy]

I want to see Dexter Holland on a treadmill.
I already have.

EDIT: That was a lie.

[Hypodermic_89]

Back to topic: I would sing Vultures.

[.:SMASH:.]

i'd sing something the audience would already know, so they could sing along or at least know the beat. a song like want you bad, original prankster, pretty fly or wdygaj. or maybe, just maybe self esteem or come out and play....if i didnt feel like my shitty theory, i would say i choose for sure.

[icklebabygremlin]

Dirty Magic :D

[NIX-on-the-MAN]

If they had a "Date my Dexter" show though, I would definitely tune in.
I got the next big RTV show! It's called "Holland Knows Best"! :D

Now that that's out of the way, I'd have to sing Spare me the Details because of the soul fact that the song is basically lyrics with a guitar in the background. If you go in there without a band singing a rock song that relys heavaly on its instruments, their just going to be like, :confused: "WTF". :confused:

[offspring fan]

my brother was on idol in norway lol he did sing oasis - wonderwall... thay sayd he was one of the worst singers thay had heard that day lol.
well... i guess i would sing why dont you get a job....

[platinumpt]

American Idol blows, but if you were to audition, what offspring song would you pick to sing and why?

I would so do come out and play. I love that one line. I'd just be like "hey judges, alright here I go.... You gotta kEEp 'Em sEpEratEd.... yEEah.."
Actually I'd choose that one too. It's an easy song to sing, much easier than Gone Away or TKAA, which are songs that I also love. And my 2nd choice to sing would be She's Got Issues. But yeah, American Idols suck. huh, at least the portuguese Idols does.

[Nirushika6789]

I got the next big RTV show! It's called "Holland Knows Best"! :D

:
haha that would be awesome!..

And I would sing Gone Away :D

[Black__ball]

id choose da hui to piss em off

[Manic subsidal]

my brother was on idol in norway lol he did sing oasis - wonderwall... thay sayd he was one of the worst singers thay had heard that day lol.

It feels like they say that to every crappy contestant -_-

[MANDY]

I WENT ...they said i had no fucking chance of
being a star,FUCK THEM THERE WRONGE I SING LIKE AN ANGEL ok lol i sing really bad :D i sang im a barbie girl lol I REALLY DID IT WAS SO FUN

[Drummerguy123]

I would totally sing I Choose, but my voice sucks and I hate American Idol, so it doesn't really matter.

[That_Guy91]

I would sing a Bad Religion song. Dexter makes my voice screwey.

[Plumey]

If I sang an Offspring song for that, I'd probably choose Dirty Magic. Or Bad Habit. Bad Habit would be a fun one for public television. :)

"...I feel like I'm God / you *beeeeeeeeep beeeeeep beeeeep beeep*"

[offspring_freak_3]

lol. beheaded is a good one to sing :p

[original_prankster]

If the Offspring were to get any attention on mainstream television, it would be Dexter on Celebrity Fit Club.
Yeah, cuz being overweight is like...such a big crime and all.

ANYWAY.

I'd sing Demons. =D!

[Marco]

I think i'd play L.A.P.D. and before singing it i'd say " Hey policemen see if this sounds familiar 2 u"!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Ronin]

IF...big if...i were to go on there (i actually can sing but i cant stand american idol), i would choose one of the following:


Defy You
Can't Repeat
Gone Away
Can't Get my Head Around You

[Igniton]

Self-Esteem, Gone Away, and Get It Right

[shnooble]

I would sing cool to hate :D maybe

[offspringdude17]

well i go for bad habbit beautiful lyrics en stuff i like the song

[Rufus]

I wouldn't sing anything because I would never go on American Idol because I hate it and I can't sing

[offspring fan]

i just saw a guy sing WDYGAJ on norwegian idol and he made it.... but i thought it sucked.
i hate when pepole sing bad wertions of offspring songs!

[punker]

^^he passed singing that? maybe i should sing pretty fly in the stupid colombian version

[Igniton]

i will try out when im 16... i will sing something and sing it bad, if i try, i will the offspring.