TheUnholyNightbringer
01-31-2006, 11:10 AM
So in his honour, some Welsh jokes!
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The internet Love Bug spread around the world within hours, causing billions of dollars worth of damage in almost every country in the world. One of the only countries not affected was Wales, as by sheer coincidence the computer wasn't plugged in that day.
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There was an international rugby match between Wales and England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. All seats had been sold well in advance. Dai Davies couldn’t understand why there was an empty seat next to Iolo Jones.
“The seat belongs to Mrs. Jones,” explained Iolo.
“But couldn’t your wife come to the game?” asked Dai.
“No, she couldn’t. She died last week.”
“I’m sorry,” Dai said “but wouldn’t one of your friends have liked her seat?”
“Oh, no,” said Iolo. “All my dear friends are at her funeral today.”
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Meurig, a rugby player from Pontypridd had fallen during the match and sprained his ankle. Later that day he went to a pub. He saw Dr Jenkins there. He asked the doctor if he could treat his ankle and how much it would cost.
“Three guineas,” answered Dr Jenkins.
Meurig was overjoyed to hear that and he immediately bought Dr Jenkins three bottles of Guinness.
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On the border of England and Wales there's this small forest that's managed by a couple of wardens, one from England and one from Wales. Whilst patrolling the forest one day, the English warden comes across a wolf caught in a trap. Immediately he returns to his office and phones the Welsh warden and tells him that one of his wolves is caught in a trap.
"How do you know it's one of our wolves?" asks the Welsh warden.
"Well," replies the English warden, "He's already chewed off three of his legs, and he's still trapped."
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The internet Love Bug spread around the world within hours, causing billions of dollars worth of damage in almost every country in the world. One of the only countries not affected was Wales, as by sheer coincidence the computer wasn't plugged in that day.
--
There was an international rugby match between Wales and England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. All seats had been sold well in advance. Dai Davies couldn’t understand why there was an empty seat next to Iolo Jones.
“The seat belongs to Mrs. Jones,” explained Iolo.
“But couldn’t your wife come to the game?” asked Dai.
“No, she couldn’t. She died last week.”
“I’m sorry,” Dai said “but wouldn’t one of your friends have liked her seat?”
“Oh, no,” said Iolo. “All my dear friends are at her funeral today.”
--
Meurig, a rugby player from Pontypridd had fallen during the match and sprained his ankle. Later that day he went to a pub. He saw Dr Jenkins there. He asked the doctor if he could treat his ankle and how much it would cost.
“Three guineas,” answered Dr Jenkins.
Meurig was overjoyed to hear that and he immediately bought Dr Jenkins three bottles of Guinness.
--
On the border of England and Wales there's this small forest that's managed by a couple of wardens, one from England and one from Wales. Whilst patrolling the forest one day, the English warden comes across a wolf caught in a trap. Immediately he returns to his office and phones the Welsh warden and tells him that one of his wolves is caught in a trap.
"How do you know it's one of our wolves?" asks the Welsh warden.
"Well," replies the English warden, "He's already chewed off three of his legs, and he's still trapped."