Ashley

[Sin Studly]

You dated crazy_offspring_gal.

[Sinister]

and that was the most efficient self-pwn ever.

[0r4ng3]

You dated crazy_offspring_gal.
There's actually nothing wrong with that.

Being the_offspring's_monkey, on the other hand, is a pwn in itself.

[Sin Studly]

Who are you again?

We were beginning to miss you.

[Conspiracy of One]

We often think of the self pwnage in actually being TOM, did anyone ever feel any form of sympathy for his parents?

[0r4ng3]

Actually, yes, we did.

[Andy]

what's happening?

[Andy]

All the madness, that's what I mean.