Mota Boy
02-19-2006, 01:12 AM
It appears that Jews don't like it when you swing by their center (The "Jewish Center") at your school for a "Free Falafel" party at 1:40 a.m. that turns out, in fact, to have no falafel, at which point you start demanding felafel [as a joke, just like when you later tell them a great story about how your family secretly fed some Iranians catfish]. Also, they don't like it when you make very esoteric references to the Muslim urban legend that Jews use the blood of Muslim children for their religious cakes (http://www.snopes.com/religion/blood.htm). Fuck, just saying "Don't eat me, I'm not Muslim" makes everyone in your viscinity turn around and stare at you. Fortunately, in this case you are me and are able to explain your way out of it amusingly and also make friends. But seriously, that first girl you were talking to was already married - how fucked up is that shit? So even if you are burning bridges, they were just balsa wood anyway. But really, it's not a good idea to bring up the Jewish persecution of Muslims, even as a joke, at a Jewish center.
And yes, I know this was obvious. It's just not as obvious to someone that's has as much vodka as I have tonight. It didn't help that I'd just seen "Munich" right before going.
And yes, I know this was obvious. It's just not as obvious to someone that's has as much vodka as I have tonight. It didn't help that I'd just seen "Munich" right before going.