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Little_Miss_1565
03-12-2006, 05:03 PM
This came up when I was looking for the Greg Graffin webcam pictures after the Fall Out Boy cell phone pictures hit the internet. I googled for "greg graffin webcam," and the post to the Offspring BBS about it was the third hit. (!!!)

JohnnyNemesis posted this, which I had previously forgotten about, and it makes me piss my pants with laughter to this very day.


"Ah! I am inching ever closer to the point of climax! The seed of life will now be expelled from my being! Ejaculation of semen, whoa ohh ohhhhh"

What are some other one-liners you loved?
TheUnholyNightbringer
03-12-2006, 05:04 PM
Yeah, the Jews were bastards. They sure owned Jesus though. Man, what a pussy he must have been.

Something like that. Anyway, it was hilarious.
Endymion
03-12-2006, 05:05 PM
i need to leave a crazy message on your phone soon.
Little_Miss_1565
03-12-2006, 05:06 PM
Do it to it!
XYlophonetreeZ
03-12-2006, 06:56 PM
0r4ng3's "You Got Served (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19080&highlight=Served) " comment reigns supreme.
neocon58
03-12-2006, 08:33 PM
I laughed like hell when I saw the quote that now graces my signature.
JoY
03-13-2006, 05:33 AM
0r4ng3's "You Got Served (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19080&highlight=Served) " comment reigns supreme.
that one *was* indeed fucking awesome.
ruroken
03-13-2006, 07:27 AM
98% of the things Rick has said.
70% of the things Mike has said.
99% of the things Roger has said.
Little_Miss_1565
03-13-2006, 07:53 AM
Who are Mike and Roger?
JohnnyNemesis
03-13-2006, 05:13 PM
What's that? Yes, I AM amazing, thank you!

I think Justin's interaction with sex-crazed jennie was hilarious.

Aaaaaaand 99.999999% of anything Not Ozymandias has ever posted.
TheUnholyNightbringer
03-13-2006, 05:15 PM
Sex crazed Jennie? What? Link!
Paint_It_Black
03-13-2006, 05:22 PM
Aaaaaaand 99.999999% of anything Not Ozymandias has ever posted.

I thought 99.999999% of everything he posted was "This message is hidden blah blah blah".
JohnnyNemesis
03-13-2006, 05:22 PM
Nah. Those posts are horrible. His other ones are pure genius though.
JohnnyNemesis
03-13-2006, 05:25 PM
And on that note...that just reminded me of one of my first threads ever, PIB:

http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6999
coke_a_holic
03-13-2006, 06:52 PM
I didn't expect any mentions in this thread! Although, I prepared this speech just in case:

*clears throat*
Thanks.

Adriann's just jealous because the creepy things I say are funny, too. Well, they entertain me at least, and that's all that matters.
0r4ng3
03-13-2006, 06:52 PM
0r4ng3's "You Got Served (http://www.offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19080&highlight=Served) " comment reigns supreme.
Yeah, I've been in kind of a slump ever since that day. I'm teh blandz0rz.
barangatang
03-13-2006, 06:59 PM
PIb's "your mom." is my fav.
Sin Studly
03-13-2006, 07:28 PM
I think Justin's interaction with sex-crazed jennie was hilarious.

That was somebody else's idea, I just took it to a whole new level.

Personally, I think the Hurricane Katrina cybersex will always be the greatest thing on this BBS.
Paint_It_Black
03-13-2006, 08:07 PM
PIb's "your mom." is my fav.

Huh? What did I say?
barangatang
03-13-2006, 08:14 PM
You replied to one of monkey offsprings crazy-ass insults with a straight-up;


your mom .

I can't believe you don't remember. I recall more than one persons commenting on how great it was.
Paint_It_Black
03-13-2006, 08:18 PM
Well, uh, thanks for remembering.
.:SMASH:.
03-14-2006, 01:18 AM
i always got a laugh out of kim. (crazy_offspring_gal)