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JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 02:17 PM
Oh holy god no.

A friend of mine pointed me to the LiveJournal of a girl who is currently attending my old highschool in the Bronx. This, if nothing else, shows how miserable my education was. This...

oh fuck.

I just have to warn all of you that this might shock and amaze you, especially when you realize that it is 100% fucking REAL.

...on we go:

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Saturday, October 15, 2005

8:44PM - THIS BITCH WENT AND PISSED ME OFF!!!!!!

I DON'T GOT A PROBLEM WITH LESBIANS OR DIKES, BUT THIS WAS ONE LESBAIN THAT PISSED ME OFF!!
JUST IN CASE ANY ONE IS WONDERING I WAS DEFENDING MA BEST FRIEND!!

I'm BxPolarBear123 and the other girl is
CMumf37692


CMumf37692: hey
BxPolarBear123: hey
CMumf37692: waz gud
BxPolarBear123: nothing much chillin
BxPolarBear123: u?
CMumf37692: im bored i got a message fr jessy
BxPolarBear123: ill don call her that it's JESSICA
BxPolarBear123: ok wats the message
CMumf37692: she said sumthin stupid cuz i said dat she looked fucked
BxPolarBear123: ok
BxPolarBear123: thats it
CMumf37692: i told her i saw her album and asked wat da fuck happened
BxPolarBear123: ok
BxPolarBear123: and keep talking
CMumf37692: she caught a titty attack and waz like nobody asked u
CMumf37692:
BxPolarBear123: wat pic was this
BxPolarBear123: and wat site
CMumf37692: all dem shits
BxPolarBear123: ok hold u want me to tell
CMumf37692: wat?
BxPolarBear123: wat u want me to tell her
CMumf37692: watz her name i wanna im her
BxPolarBear123: id have it
BxPolarBear123: she changed it
CMumf37692: u got her # call her
CMumf37692: ask her
BxPolarBear123: she dont got minutes
BxPolarBear123: idk her home #
CMumf37692: wowhow u dony no ur bestfriends house#
CMumf37692: dont*
BxPolarBear123: cuz she changed it
BxPolarBear123: well her dad did
CMumf37692: well theres sumthin wrong wit her
CMumf37692: how she got a pre paid mad cheap
CMumf37692: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BxPolarBear123: no wat and wat u talking about prepaid like that it aint a matter of being cheap just cuz u got a prepaid
BxPolarBear123: some pple dont got it like u where u get money from ur father by kissing his ass
BxPolarBear123: we have to work for wat wats ours
BxPolarBear123: so dont talk shit if ypu cant back it up
BxPolarBear123: you*
CMumf37692: dat means u cheap 2 pay ur bill mad lazy
BxPolarBear123: wat the fuck r u talking about stupid
CMumf37692: 4 fyi my father dont give me moneyi have 2 work 4 it 2 so there u go
CMumf37692: fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BxPolarBear123: did u not read wat i said u fucking lesbain dumb ass u so fucking stupid id want to fucking talk to u any more so go fuck a duck and have a good life u fuck asshole bitch dike


I WAS DEFENDING MA BEST FRIEND MYSELF, AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS A PREPAID PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!

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Double. You. Tee. Eff. DOUBLEYOUTEEEFF?! kHJK:fhbjkfbchjbfjbv
Sin Studly
03-23-2006, 02:20 PM
This girl wouldn't happen to be a nigger by any chance, would she?
JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 02:22 PM
Puerto Rican. And my budd just told me that she lives in this very apartment building.

Oh wowz.
All About Eve
03-23-2006, 02:23 PM
Quite honestly, that seems more intelligent that something the people at my school would say. I'm about 80% sure it is.
Vera
03-23-2006, 02:24 PM
Sister got an AT-ti-tuude!
Sin Studly
03-23-2006, 02:24 PM
Puerto Rican.

That explains it. Look man, this isn't a "bronx" thing. It's a mudskin thing.
XYlophonetreeZ
03-23-2006, 02:25 PM
When I attempted to read that just now, I could have sworn it must have been 200 lines long, even though I had to stop around line 10. When I just scrolled over it, it turned out to not be thatt long at all; just so terrible that it seemed that way.
Vera
03-23-2006, 02:25 PM
Puerto Rican. And my budd just told me that she lives in this very apartment building.

Oh wowz.
You should knock on her door and then run away and watch her rant about people disrespecting PEOPLE WITH PREPAID by knocking on their doors and running away!
wheelchairman
03-23-2006, 02:26 PM
I have literally no idea what was going on.

In other news, my class got into a discussion on whether or not you can compare the former South African Apartheid system to race relations in America. (I said you cannot.) But for some reason this one girl was going on about how safe the Bronx is now, and how everyone likes to go and visit it, etc.

I told her, sure the North Bronx is. But that's a stupid attitude if you ever went to the South Bronx. Hell it's still a stupid attitude for the North Bronx.

Cause I'm that fucking hardcore. (lolz eugene representin')
JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 02:28 PM
I told her, sure the North Bronx is. But that's a stupid attitude if you ever went to the South Bronx. Hell it's still a stupid attitude for the North Bronx.

Exactly!

What's sad is that fuckin' Captain Copenhagen over here knows this, yet people at my school, which is only 70 miles north of here, give me the raised eyebrow when I explain that to them.

Fuck.

XYTreez: It took me a good long while to get through it myself. Painful.
Not Ozymandias
03-23-2006, 02:29 PM
What the Bronx lacks in education it makes up for in gheyness:

http://www.insidejoke.tv/images/200503/arod-jeter.jpg
wheelchairman
03-23-2006, 02:30 PM
Well I get the impression that you may go to a school where some of the students might be a tad sheltered.
JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 02:31 PM
What the Bronx lacks in education it makes up for in gheyness:

http://www.insidejoke.tv/images/200503/arod-jeter.jpg

You pierce my soul :(

Per - Exactly right again.
Little_Miss_1565
03-23-2006, 02:33 PM
LOLOLOL.

She wasn't even really insulting prepaid phones. Bitch just went OFFFF.
Vera
03-23-2006, 02:33 PM
Sport gheyness is ace.
All About Eve
03-23-2006, 02:33 PM
Seems like this "School" was more of a "bubble to protect the innocence of intellectually challenged minors".
WebDudette
03-23-2006, 02:33 PM
Uhh... Wow...
T-6005
03-23-2006, 03:26 PM
The fuck?

I love the expression "Captain Copenhagen".
JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 03:27 PM
*bows gracefully*
Sin Studly
03-23-2006, 06:42 PM
Why not Comrade Copenhagen?
Nicole
03-23-2006, 07:18 PM
It seems to me she has redefined lesbian as "somebody who does not support the use of prepaid phones".

Unless I've completely missed the picture (besides the stupidity).
JohnnyNemesis
03-23-2006, 07:21 PM
The girl that insulted prepaid phones happened to be a lesbian.

And Comrade Copenhagen? Hmmm...I like it.
T-6005
03-23-2006, 07:25 PM
Only dykes hate prepaid. Everyone knows that.
Nicole
03-23-2006, 08:09 PM
So the 'disagreement' became a nice excuse to insult her over her sexuality. People sure are weird.
Tizzalicious
03-23-2006, 11:32 PM
That was pretty weird.

And worse than British.
Endymion
03-23-2006, 11:35 PM
i'm still jenny from the block.
Tizzalicious
03-23-2006, 11:36 PM
i'm still jenny from the block.

*I'm still Johnny from the block.