Nosebleeds are fuckin' hilarious

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

(Obviously when they're happening to other people)

Am I the only one that thinks this? It's just brilliant to be talking to someone and then suddenly they have their head at a ridiculous angle and speaking as if they've just swallowed a chaffinch.

Am I just weird?

[0r4ng3]

I think they're funny even when I get them. Which happens a lot, especially during the spring months.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

I only tend to get nosebleeds when I get punched in the face, but that hasn't happened for a few years.

[All About Eve]

I used to use a medicine that gave me a nosebleed almost every day, so when I had a sinus infection it was hell. It'd bleed during the night, I'd wake up with blood crusted in my nose, a puddle on the pillow, and be tasting it all day. Nosebleeds are not funny.

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

Like I said, they're funny when they happen to other people.

[Tired_Of_You]

It never happened to me and I don't remember seeing someone having one in years. It's almost as if it doesn't exist where I live.

[Hux]

I wouldn't quiet say they're funny, when it happens to certain other people. I've never had a nosebleed in my life :).

[T-6005]

Dave, what the fuck is a chaffinch?

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

http://www.rspb.org.uk/Images/chaffinch180_tcm3-65558.jpg

Small bird that makes a low warbly noise.

[Sinister]

my nose bleeds like a fucking faucet every time I a) get hit b) blow it too hard or c) accumulate a high number of sleepless hours.

It sucks. The worst time ever was when I fell down on my face in a concrete stairway. Took an hour to stop.

[0r4ng3]

When you see this thread from the main page, it just says "Nosebleeds are fuckin'..."

I just wanted to point that out.

[T-6005]

Small bird that makes a low warbly noise.
Nice to see you're in touch with your natural side.

And nosebleeds make me hungry.

[Lizardus]

my nose bleeds like a fucking faucet every time I blow it too hard
Is that so?

[Sinister]

it is so - but I'm talking about EXTREME cases.

[Not Ozymandias]

They're funniest when they're part of a Strawberry Shortcake.

[Apathy]

I hadn't had a nosebleed in I don't know how long.

Until I read this thread an hour ago, and my nose started to bleed for no reason. Dead Serious. I never tilt back my head or anything, just blow my nose and it all comes out.

[Thomas]

It was actually last night when I woke up at like 1 in the morning and my nose was bleeding. It was weird.

[calichix]

what?! what is this?

[killer_queen]

Nosebleed become funnier when there's someone who can't stand seeing blood. Especially when they faint.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Jesus, Thibault you're so weird.

I don't find them funny even on other people. It just looks bad. Unless it's someone I want to see have the shit beaten out of them.

[H1T_That]

(Obviously when they're happening to other people)

Am I the only one that thinks this? It's just brilliant to be talking to someone and then suddenly they have their head at a ridiculous angle and speaking as if they've just swallowed a chaffinch.

Am I just weird?

by any chance did i influence you to make this thread?

[Andy]

I don't think I've ever had a proper nosebleed. I've had those crappy little poofy ones where the blood just drips out of one nostril, but never had a proper fucking gusher. I want a gusher :mad:

[Rinoa]

Same here, I've never had a proper nosebleed before.

In fact, I think I've only ever seen one major nosebleed. My friend smacked his nose somewhere and had a gusher. I didn't particularly find it funny as all I could see was him holding a tissue to his nose.

The funny part was seeing him smack his nose :)

[TheUnholyNightbringer]

by any chance did i influence you to make this thread?

Why yes, yes you did.