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Little_Miss_1565
05-23-2006, 08:45 PM
God I love the Superficial and Pink Is the New Blog. This is why no one should send random crotch pictures of yourself to random people who don't want 'em.

Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy is trying to laugh off his embarassing boner-playing-with-pictures by turning it into a ploy to promote a (probably shitty) band.

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/05/pete-wentz-what1.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/05/pete-wentz-what2.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/images/2006/05/pete-wentz-what3.jpg

If we each give a dollar, we can send him to a nice salon where he can get that monster crotch waxed. If we're going to have to see it, it best look good. Jesus god make it go away.
sKratch
05-23-2006, 08:47 PM
All I've got to say is I used to assume fallout boy sucked, and then I heard a song by them, and realized I was not wrong.
Little_Miss_1565
05-23-2006, 08:51 PM
If you have to resort to your bass player's gross crotch for promotion, your band probably sucks. God that think even LOOKS like it smells like ball sweat.
sKratch
05-23-2006, 08:52 PM
I'm guessing I should be very happy that I haven't seen it. Mmm. I'm gonna go try to kick my friends' asses at Super Smash Bros. Melee. A wonderful night to you madamme! I know what sweaty balls you'll be dreaming about.
Endymion
05-23-2006, 08:53 PM
you can wax me if you'd like.

actually, that goes to both of you.
Little_Miss_1565
05-23-2006, 08:53 PM
haven't seen it? I posted three gross pictures of it!
Endymion
05-23-2006, 09:10 PM
luckily the photos don't link properly. and yes, you can smell the ball sweat through the screen.
Sunny
05-23-2006, 10:07 PM
Dude, I saw someone who looked exactly like Trent from Pink Is The New Blog today. it was freaky.

he was wearing sevens with studded pockets. i cried inside.


and omg, gross.
Sin Studly
05-23-2006, 10:40 PM
I've heard references of the cock pics, but I'm not sure exactly what happened, and don't know what Fallout Boy is (apart from some kind of punk band).

Some kind person, summarise please.
Little_Miss_1565
05-24-2006, 04:34 AM
This sums it up nicely, Justin (http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/03/08/pete_wentz_nude_cell_phone_pic.html)
Sin Studly
05-24-2006, 04:39 AM
Thanks.


You know it's not even that his thingy is all that bad, what makes this embarrassing is that stupid tattoo on his belly.

Hehehehehehe.
the_GoDdEsS
05-24-2006, 04:48 AM
Haha, oh shits. That is a band?