How a land full of convicts manages to have a higher literacy rate than England

[Sin Studly]

This is our most famous, popular and influential author. Mark Brandon Read.

The man ;

Mark Read on cosmetic surgery (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9AWNdZrAMU&search=chopper%20read).

Mark Read combats drink-driving (http://www.walk.com.au/pedestriancouncil/images/elements/media/chopper_prison.mov)

Mark Read on his musical career (http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?p=chopper+read&toggle=1&cop=&ei=UTF-8&b=8&oid=fca2ecdd1846a6ae&rurl=g6publish.videodome.com&vdone=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fvide o%3Fp%3Dchopper%2Bread%26toggle%3D1%26cop%3D%26ei% 3DUTF-8&vback=Results)

Mark Read on the superiority of the blowtorch (http://video.myway.com/sites/myway/popup.asp?clipid=72240&channel=Music+Interviews) over bolt-cutters as a bargaining tool.

Mark Read on remorse (http://video.myway.com/sites/myway/popup.asp?clipid=72232&channel=Music+Interviews)

Mark Read on friendship and betrayal (http://video.myway.com/sites/myway/popup.asp?clipid=72235&channel=Music+Interviews)

Mark Read on Ned Kelly (http://g6publish.videodome.com/yukstv/portal/?channel=Music%20Interviews&clipid=72234)

Mark Read on secondary careers (http://video.myway.com/sites/myway/popup.asp?clipid=72236&channel=Music+Interviews)

Mark Read on work ethic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uDi-Zs6s70&search=chopper%20read)

Mark Read on his upcoming movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-w_L4zz6tw&search=chopper%20read)

Mark Read on making new friends (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2QfEPyvmD4)

The movie ;

The pain (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpbIB_69698&search=eric%20bana%20chopper)

The ears (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABqkaYPwMOo)

[the_GoDdEsS]

Rather fucking psycho. You crazy convicts. And awww, Hooky.