say bye to fug!

[Sunny]

Lonely? horny and frustrated? anti-social? simply put, horribly fug?

There's still hope for you.

We understand the struggles that come with being fug. We sympathize (although cannot relate), and we are here to help. After years of extensive fug prevention research, we are proud to announce our revolutionary new product that will surely change the lives of the fug all around the world - FUG-NO-MORE!


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A cheap and environment-friendly alternative to costly plastic surgery or ineffective cosmetics, FUG-NO-MORE acts as the Ultimate Concealer (TM). Using all-natural, recycled brown paper and cardboard, it is as simple as it is effective.

Your FUG is as unique as you are! Every FUG-NO-MORE starter kit comes with 5 different mood bags - happy, sad, neutral, flirty, and orgasm face for those cherished intimate moments. Additional custom-made mood bags are available for a small fee. Sturdy handles make the device easy to put on and take off (although the latter is not recommended under any circumstances).

Call 1-800-BYE-2-FUG to order your starters kit, or visit our website at fugnomore.com.

This announcement is brought to you by iza&sunny inc.

[Izie]

Tsk, this should be pattented.

[0r4ng3]

I'll take five!

[Endymion]

*dials number*

[Izie]

Dial our OTHER number (wink wink nudge), we may have a special offer!

[Sunny]

2 for the price of 1 =p

[Endymion]

i have teh sunnyz number. i suck on the phone though =/

[JohnnyNemesis]

I'm going to be furious once someone does the self-pitying "I'm ugly so I need this" move.

[Izie]

Too bad the people who really need it will never ask for it.

[0r4ng3]

I want mine rush delivered!

[Sunny]

i second what iza said.

0r4ng3, are you having a fug emergency?

[0r4ng3]

Oh no, it's not for me.

[Sunny]

Exactly what I was thinking. "fug emergency" describes a situation where you're faced with potentially traumatizing fug (usually in close proximity).

[0r4ng3]

Yeah, I wanna run up to people, throw a Fug-No-More on them, and yell "FUG'D!", whilst running away.

Hmm, perhaps that's abuse of Fug-No-More power. Whatever, it'll be fun.

[noodlesfan]

someone suggested the exact same thing a while ago when i wanted a new haircut.

[Izie]

Yeah, I wanna run up to people, throw a Fug-No-More on them, and yell "FUG'D!", whilst running away.

I SO want to do this now.

I'm having a mean evening *evil grin*

[NachoS_Ixnay]

Your FUG is as unique as you are! Every FUG-NO-MORE starter kit comes with 5 different mood bags - happy, sad, neutral, flirty, and orgasm face for those cherished intimate moments. Additional custom-made mood bags are available for a small fee.

I'd like to see the orgasm one, if not, i won't buy the kit :D

[Sunny]

Yeah, I wanna run up to people, throw a Fug-No-More on them, and yell "FUG'D!", whilst running away.

Hmm, perhaps that's abuse of Fug-No-More power. Whatever, it'll be fun.

Actually I think that counts as volunteer working for us (distribution, freeing the fug from their own fug, getting us free press)

here, have a discount card!

[0r4ng3]

Yay!

Alternatively, I could run up to someone, yell "Fug you!", throw the FBG on their head, and then run away. A little variety never hurt.

[Izie]

Either one works.

For every REALLY fug person you liberate us from you get free fug-no-mores. Deal?

[BREAK]

Bah, it should been called "Fug-Off".

[0r4ng3]

For every REALLY fug person you liberate us from you get free fug-no-mores. Deal?
It's a deal.

[Tizzalicious]

Could I just have an orgasm one? It's easier than faking!

[the_GoDdEsS]

Cute idea. Would make the world a prettier place.

[Vera]

i suck on the phone though =/
And this is a bad thing how, exactly?

YAY FUG!!!! *starts fanwebsite*

[Sin Studly]

Could I just have an orgasm one?

Or you could just sleep with guys who aren't Per.

[HornyPope]

She did.

Do I have to wear a fug everytime I go out with Izie? :/