Sin Studly
07-25-2006, 08:59 AM
"So gather round ye children
And listen to my epic tale
A tale of a girl from an icy land
Where the manly men set sail
A land of enormous shark knives
And bottles of raw pontikka
Where everybody's mind is sick
And their livers are much sicker
And so she came unto us ,
From this dark and dismal land,
Where the climate's second only,
To people nobody can stand,
Where salmiakki and reindeer pate,
Are the food that people eat,
And the language is so fucking ugly,
It makes Hungarian a treat,
So hark to the tale of Sanni,
She's the only Finn that rules,
The one who gets the best of us,
When it's time for April Fools,
The one that we all truly love,
And our love only grows bigger,
When she calls a Jewish Nazi,
An assface-ugly paki-nigger,
And so we love this frosty maiden,
When she has a bit to drink,
She makes the retards stop and cry,
And cut or see a shrink,
There isn't much that we could say,
Against this coldhearted Lap,
Except that she loves Bollywood,
And their films are fucking crap,
And so until next first of April
As we tremble and we wait
And we wonder what's in store for us
On that anticipated date
We raise our glasses high
And drink to Suomi Neito Vera
For she is the Queen of Sarcasm
And April keeps getting nearer
So hark to the tale of Sanni,
She's the only Finn that rules,
The one who gets the best of us,
When it's time for April Fools,
The one that we all truly love,
And our love only grows bigger,
When she calls a Jewish Nazi,
An assface-ugly paki-nigger,"
And listen to my epic tale
A tale of a girl from an icy land
Where the manly men set sail
A land of enormous shark knives
And bottles of raw pontikka
Where everybody's mind is sick
And their livers are much sicker
And so she came unto us ,
From this dark and dismal land,
Where the climate's second only,
To people nobody can stand,
Where salmiakki and reindeer pate,
Are the food that people eat,
And the language is so fucking ugly,
It makes Hungarian a treat,
So hark to the tale of Sanni,
She's the only Finn that rules,
The one who gets the best of us,
When it's time for April Fools,
The one that we all truly love,
And our love only grows bigger,
When she calls a Jewish Nazi,
An assface-ugly paki-nigger,
And so we love this frosty maiden,
When she has a bit to drink,
She makes the retards stop and cry,
And cut or see a shrink,
There isn't much that we could say,
Against this coldhearted Lap,
Except that she loves Bollywood,
And their films are fucking crap,
And so until next first of April
As we tremble and we wait
And we wonder what's in store for us
On that anticipated date
We raise our glasses high
And drink to Suomi Neito Vera
For she is the Queen of Sarcasm
And April keeps getting nearer
So hark to the tale of Sanni,
She's the only Finn that rules,
The one who gets the best of us,
When it's time for April Fools,
The one that we all truly love,
And our love only grows bigger,
When she calls a Jewish Nazi,
An assface-ugly paki-nigger,"