Masturbating

[Amiralanal]

How many times a week do you jerk off?

i do it maybe 5-7 times.

[BREAK]

Proud of yourself, little man?

[H1T_That]

About 15-20 for me.




Per night.

[T-6005]

I have iron self-control.

[Andy]

Do you think of Jojan when you do it?

[0r4ng3]

Do you think of Jojan when you do it?
Haha, yeah. I bet he's thinking about his pile of nails.

[Andy]

I think about Jojan. Makes me last longer.

[T-6005]

Jojan is the source of my iron-self control.

[wheelchairman]

I think about Jojan. Makes me last longer.
Risky business. I mean what a horrible revelation it would be to find that it quickened the process. Were that happen, you'd almost have to say that it "makes you last longer."

[Andy]

Christ, you're right. "Gay for Jojan" - that's a scary concept.

[Idiot]

How many times a week do you jerk off?

i do it maybe 5-7 times.

Piss off you 14 year old virgin.

[Tizzalicious]

Christ, you're right. "Gay for Jojan" - that's a scary concept.

It's perfect when you can't choose, it has boobs, but is a guy! Girl & guy in one!

[Amiralanal]

Piss off you 14 year old virgin.


if you had a dick you would jerk off too

[Amiralanal]

a cmon. you americans are so stiff. relax, we wont laugh. dont be embarassed.

[Andy]

I actually don't need to masturbate; I just call on a harem of young women to satisfy my every whim.

[sKratch]

This brings up an important point. When Jojan asked us how much our pile of nails weigh [sic] he didn't specify whether or not we had jizzed on it yet.

[the_GoDdEsS]

It's a sin. And you'll all go to hell, heathens.

[nieh]

It's a sin. And you'll all go to hell, heathens.

Only for us guys.

[Lizardus]

Christ, you're right. "Gay for Jojan" - that's a scary concept.
And disgusting, i think there are horror b movies based only on that.

[Chev_Am]

Masturbation makes you go Blind.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Masturbation, the only salvation, we've taken all your shit, now it's time for copulaaaaation!*



*sung to the tune of P.L.U.C.K by System of a Down*

[0r4ng3]

Masturbation makes you go Blind.
What? Who said that? Speak louder, please.

[bd007h]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg

[DeAtHsTaR]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg
Says the guy who admitted to having 2.5 gig of porn on his computer as of December 2005.

[Ninty Man]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg


I think some people around here fit in this one

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y209/advisory_2/lauraretard.jpg

[SplinterByMyOwnDesign]

90% of people masturbate...

THE OTHER 10% ARE LYING! :rolleyes:

[Retard]

it all depends on my mood. sometimes i do it a few times a day, sometimes only once sometimes not for a few days. all depends.

[Jakebert]

Originally Posted by bd007h:
*stupid picture that everyone has seen a million times.*

That's almost as new and hilarious as penisland.com.

[Vera]

Per night.
I have an occasional one myself every now and then, but usually thinking of cripples while masturbating, it just turns me off the mood a bit.

[Mota Boy]

Masturbation makes you go Blind.
Man, how many times have I told you? Never look down the barrel of a loaded gun.

[coke_a_holic]

I have an occasional one myself every now and then, but usually thinking of cripples while masturbating, it just turns me off the mood a bit.
Really? Cripples get my engine roaring.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I have an occasional one myself every now and then, but usually thinking of cripples while masturbating, it just turns me off the mood a bit.

Fortunately, the thought of Finnish gals being turned off while thinking of cripples turns me on. The international cycle of Offspring BBS masturbation remains healthy!

Man, how many times have I told you? Never look down the barrel of a loaded gun.

I approve.

[Paint_It_Black]

Jojan is the source of my iron-self control.

What would happen if you ever lost control of your iron-self?

[Dude From Dudetown]

I do it like 3 times a day, and that sucks cause i can never have a wet dream :(

[Dude From Dudetown]

yes, think that is what will happenpf

[Endymion]

@bd007h:

http://www.csulb.edu/~rjames/classic/needsmorejpeg.jpg

[Holger estonia]

Masturbation makes you go Blind.
And hands will go hairy

[Holger estonia]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/11/God-kills-kitten.jpg
I have "Every time you masturbate, a skyline crashes. Please, think of the Skylines