An email I just recieved

[Sin Studly]

Hi my Dear Stranger!

I am a lovely and lonely Lady who is looking for the man who will make me happy
and whom I want to feel like in paradise with!
If you want to be my beautiful Hero who will save me from this loneliness find
me
http://www.iamsearching-forlove.com/
and wake me up with a warm kiss.

Good-bye

Maria

Now, I realise this is just bulkspam from a .ru mail-order bride, but please tell me I'm not the only one who is getting a massive case of deja vu right now from the writing style?

[BREAK]

Nah, that syntax makes way too much sense.

[wheelchairman]

Reminds me more of Linda. Not the crazy one. The sexually weird one.

[0r4ng3]

Now, I realise this is just bulkspam from a .ru mail-order bride, but please tell me I'm not the only one who is getting a massive case of deja vu right now from the writing style?
Did you put the "Maria" at the end there yourself?

[SkunkIt]

She sort of looks like her.


http://www.iamsearching-forlove.com/images/small.jpg

http://www1.wifeconnections.com/photo_storage/0/47/public/4683_92831.jpg

[Ninty Man]

She sort of looks like her.


http://www.iamsearching-forlove.com/images/small.jpg

http://www1.wifeconnections.com/photo_storage/0/47/public/4683_92831.jpg


If she's that way,... bring her to me

[Preocupado]

To be honest, the thought crossed my mind at An email i just received. But the message doesn't look Maria style.

[Idiot]

I've had one exactly like that one.

[Sin Studly]

Did you put the "Maria" at the end there yourself?

No, that's the scary part.

And holy fuck, I didn't check out the site, but she does look like an attractive version of our Maria.

[H1T_That]

Where the hell is Maria latley?

[mrconeman]

Shes working and living with her parents over the summer I beleive.

[Sixpence.]

I agree, the syntax is not Maria-like.

The idealistic and fabulous idea of an hero to wake her up could have been Maria's thoughts though, notionally.

There are a lot of psychos, it's not necessarily always Maria.

But: the sky's the limit.


Apart from that, there are not many sane people who would use a website with a name like "I am searching for love" to find a partner.

That's pathetic.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Where the hell is Maria latley?

Ugh. You might as well have asked why Pandora's Box is closed all the time.

[petey]

dude, shes fuckin hot!

[ninthlayer]

up teh punx!@#%@!!!1

*folds wings around justin, taken unaware*