View Full Version : If you had to choose a pagan God/Goddess to pray to...
Sin Studly
08-26-2006, 11:52 AM
Who would it be?
0r4ng3
08-26-2006, 11:59 AM
Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Preocupado
08-26-2006, 12:02 PM
Nature, the God of Pantheism.
edit: pagan because, according to christians, you venerate God's gift instead of God, violating the first commandment
NachoS_Ixnay
08-26-2006, 12:09 PM
Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I second that
the_GoDdEsS
08-26-2006, 12:16 PM
Perun and his circle. And I'd want shrines in woods like the Slavs here had before 863.
Sin Studly
08-26-2006, 01:04 PM
Definitely Allah.
Allah doesn't count because
a) Islam is monotheism
b) Muslims are niggers.
Allah doesn't count because
a) Islam is monotheism
b) Muslims are niggers.
Clearly you've never heard of Jack (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp) Chick (http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1031/1031_01.asp)
Mota Boy
08-26-2006, 01:20 PM
Quetzalcoatl, hands down.
Sin Studly
08-26-2006, 01:34 PM
I've read every Chick tract there is.
And Mota, why?
calichix
08-26-2006, 02:29 PM
nephthys cause she was fine. and aphrodite because she's the spawn of severed genitals and some sea foam.
Mota Boy
08-26-2006, 02:57 PM
And Mota, why?
I think that few other ancient deities fit the bill of being worthy of worship like an Aztec dragon-god of death and resurrection.
wheelchairman
08-26-2006, 03:01 PM
Odin king of the Norse Gods, lord of Valhalla, the hall of the dead warriors.
The Norse religion is much better than that pussy greek one. I once met a bum in central station who claimed he was Odin and that he would execute me.
ninthlayer
08-26-2006, 03:14 PM
Odin for sure.
JohnnyNemesis
08-26-2006, 03:17 PM
I once met a bum in central station who claimed he was Odin and that he would execute me.
it's cuz u r commie scum red!!
I too choose Quetzalcoatl, for great justice. (Death AND Ressurection? Win.)
Lizardus
08-26-2006, 03:35 PM
Skadi.
Vengeful goddess of winter for the win.
Tigger Army
08-26-2006, 03:57 PM
Eru Iluvater
RickyCrack
08-26-2006, 04:41 PM
Dionysis .
HeadAroundU
08-26-2006, 05:02 PM
Definitely Simona.
Lizardus
08-26-2006, 09:08 PM
Dionysis .
You missed an u.
RickyCrack
08-26-2006, 09:18 PM
too drunk to spell his name right.
Sunny
08-26-2006, 09:23 PM
bastet.
rickycrack - well played. <3 <3
Lizardus
08-27-2006, 12:41 AM
too drunk to spell his name right.
Getting an early start?
the_GoDdEsS
08-27-2006, 01:33 AM
I like how my people managed to keep a lot of pagan traditions over the 1000 years even after the forceful Christianisation. And they co-exist with the Catholic religion.
Ľubo, do the people in Eastern Slovakia still burn the Morena at the end of winter?
Paint_It_Black
08-27-2006, 03:27 AM
The Norse religion is much better than that pussy greek one. I once met a bum in central station who claimed he was Odin and that he would execute me.
Ever read American Gods by Neil Gaiman?
Not Ozymandias
08-27-2006, 03:29 AM
lol, gay-man.
Paint_It_Black
08-27-2006, 03:31 AM
lol, gay-man.
Oh, you have to be fucking kidding me. I almost put that at the end of my post. Exactly like that.
HeadAroundU
08-27-2006, 03:47 AM
Ľubo, do the people in Eastern Slovakia still burn the Morena at the end of winter?
I'm sure they do somewhere but I haven't had the chance to do it even though I spent a considerable part of my childhood in the grandparent's village.
http://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stribog
"Stribog bol staroslovanský boh vetra a búrok. Mal mnoho synov a ľudia verili, že keď je búrka tak sa on a jeho synovia preháňajú opití po krajine na svojich koňoch."
Nie je Slota nahodou jeho syn?
the_GoDdEsS
08-27-2006, 03:52 AM
They used to do it where I lived but I never got to see it any more.
http://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stribog
"Stribog bol staroslovanský boh vetra a búrok. Mal mnoho synov a ľudia verili, že keď je búrka tak sa on a jeho synovia preháňajú opití po krajine na svojich koňoch."
Nie je Slota nahodou jeho syn?
Lolz, very possible.
wheelchairman
08-27-2006, 04:16 AM
Ever read American Gods by Neil Gaiman?
Nope, can't say I have. :(
Whiplash
08-27-2006, 05:46 AM
Do titans count? If they do its Cronos all the way. How can you not like the father of the three most powerfull greek gods. Zeus, Hades and Poseidon.
I'm too ignorant to have a favourite. I'm to ignorant to even be able to list any of them.
Offspring-Junkie
08-28-2006, 11:09 AM
The only god on earth is money, guess that was not the question, he?
If I'd have to pray to anyone else than the Lord himself, I guess I'd choose Aphrodite.
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