the finest half-hour to grace our air waves

[Endymion]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFmH86vNhlI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tKz1aruooo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsgFwQN3Rlk

[Not Ozymandias]

I wonder if it's too late for me to get a paper route...