anyone got any good jokes

[mr uk man]

well have u?

[samr]

your face


burnnnnnnnn

[mrconeman]

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html

[Unsanctioned]

what kind of jokes do you want?

[Embodude2004]

whats the diffrence from michal jackson and a shopping bag.

One is made of plastic and is harmfull to little children and the other one is for shopping

[Offspring_01]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it died!

Get It!? It Died!
ahahahahahaha I love it!

[Offspring_01]

whats the diffrence from michal jackson and a shopping bag.

One is made of plastic and is harmfull to little children and the other one is for shopping

LOL good one!

[Unsanctioned]

What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Youre in my sun"

[Offspring_01]

What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Youre in my sun"

ahahahahah Thats so nasty. But funny

[La_Plume_Noire]

There're two ducks on the water, some of them say "Coin coin" and the other say "I was going to say it !"...

[Americana]

What did the lady on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Youre in my sun"

I don't get it

[Embodude2004]

like think of it this way

A lady on the beach wants to get tanned but somone is blocking the sun she would say that
but it also means that hes in her son dont you get it. I think that joke was fucking halirious

[Offspring_01]

Its Michael Jackson....In her sun(son)...he was accused of mollesting a child

[greencows12]

a guy walks into a bar and says ouch.


what's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker cleans her crack before she sells it.

[Noodles is gay]

Why did Hitler shoot himself?

He got the gas bill. :D

[Piedude]

What do you have if you have a mortal fear of being asked "who goes there"?

Friendorphobia