Worst physical pain

[endlesst0m]

What's the worst physical pain you've experienced, you klutz?

[Little_Miss_1565]

I have a chronic pain disorder, so flares are pretty awful.

The absolute worst though is having an ovarian cyst rupture. Happened to me twice. I ended up in the ER both times and given morphine.

[Bazza]

I reckon having to have a needle stuck into an open wound, to administer a local anaesthetic, tops the bill. Especially when thry screw up first time and have to do it again (also repeatedly along the wound).

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[Sin Studly]

I reckon having to have a needle stuck into an open wound, to administer a local anaesthetic, tops the bill. Especially when thry screw up first time and have to do it again (also repeatedly along the wound).

Holy shit, you're a faggot. That doesn't hurt at all.

[Bazza]

Hmm, raw flesh, tendons etc and a large needle. If you experienced it then you would knoe. Anyway that's the worst pain i've experienced, which doesn't always mean that it hurt a huge deal.

[Sin Studly]

I have experienced it. Stubbing your toe is worse.

edit ; by the way, there's a general consensus among experts that the most painful experience available to mankind is being bitten by a platypus.

[WebDudette]

Argh, I hate stubbing my toe. It isn't terribly painful or anything just annoying as shit.

[Bazza]

Stubbing toes is an inconvenience, i guess it's more unexpected shock, but you can shake it off after a while. I've found broken bones don't really bother me, they tend to numb themselves (the most annoying thing is itches under the cast, it drove me insane).

[Sin Studly]

Yeah, stubbing your toe sucks badly. But needles? Pfft, needles are like a little sting, nothing worse than being bitten by an ant. The shit that comes out of needles can hurt, badly. But local anaesthetic into an open wound doesn't hurt. They put like, the slightest amount in, then move position. It doesn't hurt at all. Even being stitched up doesn't hurt much.

[0r4ng3]

by the way, there's a general consensus among experts that the most painful experience available to mankind is being bitten by a platypus.
A platypus? Don't they have beaks? Does that count as "biting"?

Edit: Am I thinking about the wrong animal here? Are there other kinds of platypi? Am I asking way too many questions?

[Bazza]

Stitches I never felt (had a wrist block).But I really did feel the pain of a needle going a gash in my hand, and when they couldn't administer the anaesthetic (thry hit a blood vessel), they did it over again. I don't mind injections and needles in general (I give blood), but in a raw wound is a different story. I guess people react differently to different types of pain.

[Little_Miss_1565]

[QUOTE=Sin Studly;936932edit ; by the way, there's a general consensus among experts that the most painful experience available to mankind is being bitten by a platypus.[/QUOTE]

I've heard that. It's because they have some kind of venom, no?

[Sin Studly]

Yeah, some kinda weird venom that's designed to give agonising pain for weeks, but not to kill ; although I've heard several people have comitted suicide over it. I tend to steer clear of anything that breathes in this country.

[sKratch]

I believe the male platypus has a barb behind its rear legs. Something like that.

From what I know, breaking your femur is one of the most painful things you can experience without losing consciousness.

[T-6005]

Wrist fracturing is annoyingly painful because you're so used to moving your wrist that you stop thinking about the fact that it's fucked up and move it unconsciously, leading to much aggravating pain.

Clearly not the most amount of pain in one sitting, but something that you don't think you have to take care of right at the moment and that comes back to torment you over and over until you do get your arm immobilized.

[StayInTheHouseCarl]

when I was in tae kwon do a while back, I was doing a mid-term test for my black belt, and part of it was sparring ( which is best described as "controlled combat" i guess).

Anyways I was sparring this one guy, and I went to kick him in the midsection, but when he blocked it, his elbow caught me in the foot, right between the foot bones. I remember searing pain up my leg, and I went right to the ground.

[Venom Symbiote]

I tend to steer clear of anything that breathes in this country.

Amen. I was bitten by a fucking snake just outside my front door a few months ago. Non-poisonous, but you never fucking know around here, especially in the north, so was pretty freaked out until I got it looked at.

Haven't heard of the platypus thing before - knew they were poisonous, but that's just plain scary. So it's just intense pain for a week or something then it goes away and you're fine? Or is there permanent damage? Freaky little animals.

Worst pain personally would be having my kneecap slide off around to the opposite side during a Tai Kwon Do lesson. Mega ouch.

[Mota Boy]

When I was perhaps ten or so, a jellyfish stung me on the balls.

I can't remember if it was the worst pain I'd ever experienced, but it was certainly the most physically humorous.

[Isolated Fury]

And yet no one has mentioned getting kicked in the testicles.

[coke_a_holic]

When I was 6, I got in a fight with some older kid at the pool. He smashed my face against the mortar wall. That was pretty painful, but luckily the kid wasn't strong enough to do too much damage. I didn't even have to get stitches, but at 6 years old, it was pretty rough for me.

[Paint_It_Black]

I reckon having to have a needle stuck into an open wound, to administer a local anaesthetic, tops the bill.

Had it, barely felt a thing. It was in a gash on my arm that went all the way to the bone. Neither the cut itself or the anaesthetic hurt particularly badly.

I once got drunk and jumped off a kids climbing frame. I had done this many times while sober. While drunk, however, I totally fucked my landing and broke my ankle. The pain was incredible...after I woke up, that is. Luckily I was still drunk, and so waking up in agony with all my friends standing over me terrified seemed hilarious and I just started laughing. Until I tried to stand and collapsed back down, barely remaining concious. Now that, that was bad pain. Totally sobered me up, which I wasn't aware was possible until then. Kinda interesting.

Still, as bad as the pain was, the inconvenience of a fucking ankle injury was the worst. Going to exams on crutches was the highlight, oh yes. And hopping to the bathroom everytime I needed to piss. And since I'm an idiot, I refused to go to a hospital, and I'm pretty sure the ankle never quite healed right.

Aside from that, I get horrendous stomach aches, though that's really just unbearable because it won't fucking stop no matter what, rather than being just intense pain. It just drives you crazy.

Toothache rates right up there, but at least you can usually get something done about it. I had a tooth removed not too long ago and the dentist fucked up, leaving me sitting for an hour after the initial anaesthetic. When he started prying out my tooth I felt a lot. I had to sort of yell before he gave me more shots, and even then it hurt like a bitch. As he was finishing up part of my tooth chipped off and went down my throat, almost choking me. Now of course my mouth is full of blood so they shove gauze in it and kick me out the door. Not even a chance to bitch at them about the shitty service. Oh, and then my car wouldn't start so I sat outside the office for an hour waiting for a friend to get me. Good times. Point is though, all that was worth it to get rid of the fucking toothache.

And being kicked in the balls is hell, though it's not even pain in the normal sense. It transcends pain. If you've had it you understand, if you haven't you just can't. It's basically the male "off switch", you just have to press it hard enough.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I've heard that broken ribs top the list because they're at such a sensitive area of your body and make it nearly impossible to breathe.

For me...well, for some reason I have unusually sensitive testicles. To the point where my doctor was like "wtf is wrong with you?". Seriously. So them being like...even fuckin' grazed the wrong way is the worst physical pain possible.

[T-6005]

Ah.... girls who think that your testicles are "pleasure bags," and that the harder they squeeze the better it feels.

Send them to Hell, please. I remember nearly piercing the roof in my efforts to distract myself from the pain.

[Isolated Fury]

I love when girls pull the whole "try being a girl for a day!" routine. I offer them the chance to switch genders in hopes that I will be able to kick the hags repeatedly in the genitals. Like as soon as they get back up, kicking them again - harder and harder each time. Maybe then they'll understand the pain... and torture...

Cunts.

[Bazza]

Had it, barely felt a thing. It was in a gash on my arm that went all the way to the bone. Neither the cut itself or the anaesthetic hurt particularly badly.

Unfortunately for me it was in my palm, and there's far too many nerve endings there making it very sensitive.

Edit: And being kicked in the balls hurts soooo much. Happened to me in football a couple of times and I had to stop playing cause I was in so much pain.

[HeadAroundU]

I can't feel the pain. I'm a real man without pink T-shirts.

[Amiralanal]

a hard hit to the balls.

[wheelchairman]

The worst pain ever is living with Tizz. :(

[Tizzalicious]

Thank you babes, I love you too.

I would have said migraines, that is until I got a new IUD a few months ago. It made me decide I will have babies in 5 years.

[Nina]

I'm a girly girl, and a really weak one, too. EVERYTHING hurts a lot.

I cant think of the "worst". I havent experienced many horrible things. I guess my cramps make me want to die.

[Oxygene]

Thank you babes, I love you too.

I would have said migraines, that is until I got a new IUD a few months ago. It made me decide I will have babies in 5 years.

What's and IUD?

Anyway.. I haven't had that much pain (and I'm a pussy I can't stand it, so I avoid it).. but toothache, and shots, and stiches.. for me a bad throat ache takes the cake (and I've stabbed THROUGH my hand with a buttering knife once and it ran all the way through at the base of my middle finger, it didn't hit any bones tho.. just damaged the nerve).
I guess it's like the stomache ache someone said, that the constant pain is what kills you.. but when I get a bad cold, swallowing is literally like stabbing my throat with a blazing hot knife. It's the worst, it makes me want to kill my self, like literally. 2 years ago I had all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed in one sitting in 40 minutes, and I'd do that all over again a million times, then get a bad throat ache. And theres FUCKO you can do about it (actually the italians have a cold medicine that works for me, and takes the pain away for like an hour or two.. but I can't buy it here so blah.. ). Even getting hit in the balls is not as bad for me.

[Llamas]

The worst pain I experienced was when I got a phrenectomy(sp?). They had to cut the little muscle under my tongue and then sew it back farther under my tongue. God damn, nerves there are so freaking sensitive. I also was not allowed to move my tongue for about a week, because the stiches were so thin that moving my tongue would cause them to tear or the muscle to tear and an infection. So, I couldn't use my tongue to swallow, I couldn't talk, and I couldn't really eat anything for a week. And if I accidentally moved it, it hurt like HELL. :(

[Paint_It_Black]

The worst pain I experienced was when I got a phrenectomy(sp?).

That sounds familiar. What's it for?

[Oxygene]

The worst pain I experienced was when I got a phrenectomy(sp?). They had to cut the little muscle under my tongue and then sew it back farther under my tongue. God damn, nerves there are so freaking sensitive. I also was not allowed to move my tongue for about a week, because the stiches were so thin that moving my tongue would cause them to tear or the muscle to tear and an infection. So, I couldn't use my tongue to swallow, I couldn't talk, and I couldn't really eat anything for a week. And if I accidentally moved it, it hurt like HELL. :(


fuck that sounds awefull

[Llamas]

I was gonna get appliances in my mouth before getting braces, and my phrenum was too far forward and was going to interfere with the appliances.

Then we switched to a different orthodontist because the first one SUCKED, and the second one said I totally didn't need to have had the operation. :-/

[Oxygene]

I was gonna get appliances in my mouth before getting braces, and my phrenum was too far forward and was going to interfere with the appliances.

Then we switched to a different orthodontist because the first one SUCKED, and the second one said I totally didn't need to have had the operation. :-/

wow that must've made you feel all special, and gooey and happy and warm inside. I got 3 or 4 seperate oppinions over 2 years before getting my wisdomteeth removed.. you gotta look out for yourself.. doctors don't always do that... I hope you take his ass to court

[Paint_It_Black]

I was gonna get appliances in my mouth

I'd go with a microwave, that way you wouldn't ever have to eat cold food.

That's horrible that you had that surgery needlessly. Such a waste. There's so many other members who could have said that and I'd laugh my ass off, why did it have to come from someone I actually like?

[Isolated Fury]

Not cool. Going from dick to sweet in a matter of a few posts...

Not cool, Richard.

[Paint_It_Black]

Dude, come on, give me more credit. I combined it into a single post right there.

[killer_queen]

I'm pretty much like Nina. Everything hurts.

And the worst one.. mom "accidently" poured boiling water on my hand. nGod, I'm glad that woman has left the house.

[Llamas]

wow that must've made you feel all special, and gooey and happy and warm inside. I got 3 or 4 seperate oppinions over 2 years before getting my wisdomteeth removed.. you gotta look out for yourself.. doctors don't always do that... I hope you take his ass to court
yes I was like 14 years old at the time and it was my parents' doing. It's not like I had that kind of ability or even knowledge.


Not cool. Going from dick to sweet in a matter of a few posts...

Not cool, Richard.
Richard is putty in my hands. ;)

[Jakebert]

Either dislocating my knee cap, or chipping my pelvis. The knee cap thing didn't hurt once I got it back in, but the pelvis thing lasted for about 2 weeks to the point where I hurt to sit upright.

[Paint_It_Black]

I'm glad that woman has left the house.

Jesus woman, do you have to mention House in every damn post?

Yeah ok, that was just plain bad. But anyway, your mother did that on purpose? Seriously? Fuck.

[killer_queen]

Of course she didn't. But she wasn't being careful at all. And after she did that she told me to shut up when I was crying. She was weird. And annoying.

[Aimeht]

When I broke my wrist probably.

[Paint_It_Black]

Of course she didn't.

Hey, I've known at least one mother who would maybe do that kind of shit intentionally, so I wasn't sure.

[Vera]

I can adopt you, Gulsah.

[killer_queen]

The thought of having sexual intercourse with my step mother is disgusting. So, no thanks.

By the way, fuck you guys. I should have left the house ten minutes ago for my maths lesson. Stop being so awesome.

[Vera]

U + me = Us, calculus!

Go, shooo.

[Paint_It_Black]

The thought of having sexual intercourse with my step mother is disgusting. So, no thanks.

Well, she'd have to marry your dad for that, so it's all good.

You said "house" again.

[All About Eve]

Papercuts are pretty brutal.

The worst for me was when I was four or five and had a tremendous blow to my temple (long story), but strangely enough, I can't remember much of it.

Swimming hurts pretty bad too. Having your shoulders lock up completely even when you're not done racing, then not having full motion of your arms for thirthy minutes, totally awesome.

[killer_queen]

You said "house" again.
Are you jealous or something?

[Isolated Fury]

Almost forgot.

When I was two I slipped and fell onto a bee nest that was on the ground. I have bees covering most of my body. Of course, I don't remember the pain at all since I was so young, but I can only imagine how it'd feel now.

[khaaaaan]

Worst pain ever = brick to the top of my head.

[wheelchairman]

And the worst one.. mom "accidently" poured boiling water on my hand. nGod, I'm glad that woman has left the house.

Hey me too. Except instead of my mom it was me.

[F@ BANKZ]

i havn't experienced anything worse than flu yet *touch wood

[Italia311]

sliced the back of my head open needed stitches, although it was the initial slice that hurt the most. I would have to say my girlfriend, slamming the door on my thumb, now that hurt. 3 Days of pain...my thumb was the size of my head...or so it felt like it. It had puss...

[mrconeman]

The worst pain I can remember ever having was breaking my collar bone.
It was pretty fuckin' rough, and a bad break too, I smashed that general area right off the pointy part of a curb, I still remember the noise...ugh, gives me the heeby jeebies thinking about it.

I don't think it ever healed properly either you know, when comparing my collar bones (yes I've done it) the one I broke seems to point out a little more, and I sometimes feel awkward lying on that side of my body, maybe I'm just really weird.

[endlesst0m]

This is wierd, but sometimes I get these wierd cramps in my leg when I'm laying down in bed. I don't know what triggers it really, it seems like it happens when I make my muscles tense, and then they won't go back to a relaxed state. Anyway, that hurts like HELL. Piercing pain! And it lasts for like a minute. I wanted to cry the last time it happened, but I didn't, even though I could have and gotten away with it since no one was watching. So yeah, MANILINESS:INTACT!

[JohnnyNemesis]

I know EXACTLY what you're talking about endlesst0m. It only happens when I'm half-awake, cause that's the only time I take such little care of what I do with my body. It usually happens when I stretch out, but then all of a sudden stop myself mid-stretch for some reason.

[wheelchairman]

This is wierd, but sometimes I get these wierd cramps in my leg when I'm laying down in bed. I don't know what triggers it really, it seems like it happens when I my muscles get too tense, and won't go back to a relaxed state. Anyway, that hurts like HELL. And it lasts for like a minute. I wanted to cry the last time it happened, but I didn't, even though I could have and gotten away with it since no one was watching. So yeah, MANILINESS:INTACT!

I get those too. Don't be such a bitch they go away after 20 seconds. It's called a Charley horse, but not the real kind, we get the fake pussy kind.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_horse

Also the person who said papercuts is a pussy. I work with cardboard and by the end of the day I have cuts all over my arms (to express my hate towards myself.)

[Tired_Of_You]

My father has that too! It's not dangerous or anything. I don't exactly remember what the doctor told him about it, though... Something like you could sleep with pillows under your feet so they are more elevated.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Also the person who said papercuts is a pussy. I work with cardboard and by the end of the day I have cuts all over my arms (to express my hate towards myself.)
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs10/300W/i/2006/117/a/7/Crawling_in_My_Skin_by_lonedoutlosr.jpg

[H1T_That]

I used to pack insurance claims letters, papercuts can be a bitch.

[Sinister]

Worst physical pain I ever had was when some kid playing with a tennis ball kicked it straight in my crotch. I'm pretty sure worse could happen, but that was my worst personal experience.

[All About Eve]

Papercuts wasn't a serious answer. Although they are pretty inconvenient.

About the cramps, are they just normal cramps? Because the worst cramp I ever had was in my big toe (wtf?) and lasted almost two days.

[Dirty Magician]

Kinda like Sinister's, I was playing hockey, and the guy did a slap shot, and I was goalie, and the puck hit me in my privates. That hurt like hell.

[StayInTheHouseCarl]

I get those too. Don't be such a bitch they go away after 20 seconds. It's called a Charley horse, but not the real kind, we get the fake pussy kind.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_horse

Also the person who said papercuts is a pussy. I work with cardboard and by the end of the day I have cuts all over my arms (to express my hate towards myself.)

I've been told by an athletic trainer at my work that those cramps can also be caused by not having enough water in the system. (at my job there is a multitude of dehydration-related injuries).

Maybe try drinking some water before going to bed. Not a lot, but like a glass.

[wheelchairman]

I actually do drink a glass of water before I go to bed usually. But thanks I'll keep it in mind.

[JohnnyNemesis]

^I can't tell if that's serious or not...

[Llamas]

This is wierd, but sometimes I get these wierd cramps in my leg when I'm laying down in bed. I don't know what triggers it really, it seems like it happens when I make my muscles tense, and then they won't go back to a relaxed state. Anyway, that hurts like HELL. Piercing pain! And it lasts for like a minute. I wanted to cry the last time it happened, but I didn't, even though I could have and gotten away with it since no one was watching. So yeah, MANILINESS:INTACT!

I had a real charley horse once. It was ironic. After band every day, my friends and I would meet on the 30 yard line to do some post-rehearsal stretches to avoid cramps and charley horses. I did it after every single rehearsal. One day, I thought, "doing those stretches is probably useless. I doubt they really prevent me from getting cramps." So I didn't do them that day. Later that night, my leg cramped up for about a half hour. I laid in bed and didn't know what to do. That hurt like hell. Didn't cry, though.


Also the person who said papercuts is a pussy. I work with cardboard and by the end of the day I have cuts all over my arms (to express my hate towards myself.)
When I worked at both garden centers... well, paper cuts (even cardboard cuts) are happiness when compared to plastic cuts. I had to unload, shuffle, and carry around flats of plants. The flats were made out of weak plastic that was thiner than poster board. Then it would rain, or plants would be recently watered, making the flats and my skin very slippery. Those were the worst cuts I've ever had, and I went home with numerous ones every day. :(

[Nineteen Seventy Nine]

Constipation. I kid you not. My stomach hurts and stings really bad and it goes on for hours, and you either just sleep it out, or try to get it out.

[Duskygrin]

Constipation. I kid you not. My stomach hurts and stings really bad and it goes on for hours, and you either just sleep it out, or try to get it out.

*I shit you not.

anyway. eat bran & dry prunes, it should help. Your stomach might churn a bit afterwards, but better a little churning than constipation -you can die of it, see elvis presley & the yards of shit discovered in his intestines at the autopsy.

[Nineteen Seventy Nine]

That would have been a great pun. Thanks for the help, but my specialized stomach doctor told me I really can't do anything about it when it happens. He's a helpful man. I've tried cereal and all that, it doesn't work that well. And it's not like it happens often, just more than it should, maybe once or twice every couple years. Still, one time I had to go to the hospital because it was so bad.

[WebDudette]

About the leg cramps, I get those every now and then.

One of the most painful things is when I got hit in the crotch with a frozen water ballon. I laid in the yard for nearly half an hour.

Another is when I got in a car accident at a really young age. My brother and his girlfriend ended up ontop of me as the car slid on it side down the road. My hand was protecting my face and it got really fucked up, I still have scars all over my knuckles.

[adombomb222]

I tried to jump over a creek with my BMX once, my back tire didn't make it and I fell down the steep (like straight down) 5 foot fall on to a rock bed, and the water was freezing. Then my bike, delayed, fell on top of me. It hurt, but I think it was more funny then anything else.

[Sin Studly]

Okay, the most painful thing for me was probably the time I walked five blocks to a friends house and back barefoot, in the middle of summer. It got to the stage where I couldn't even walk the last block, and belatedly decided to take off my shirt and wrap my feet in it.

Anyways, since I'm such a fucking manly bastard and all that, I got a knife to scrape the road off my feet, only to find that my skin had melted to it and came off with it. Burning torn flesh ftw.


Countess Dracula put little papers imbibed with oil between the toes of the girls she wished to torture. Then she set the papers on fire & watched with glee as the girls writhed & screamed.

There was no Countess Dracula you wretched misinformed frog.

[- -Lauren- -]

This is pretty insignificant, but ingrown toenails hurt like hell. I'm very active and involved in sports, so whenever I run my toe aches and stings. I'm also terrified of paper cuts, because they sting.

And I've experienced the open wound, tendon, and needle thing too. Not the worst pain, but also not exactly recognized as "enjoyable."

[Sin Studly]

Yes, there was. Grofka Alzbetka Batoriova-Nadasdyova of the Cachtice Grofstvo, also known as Krvava Grofka, Cachticka Pani, and Bathorycka. Wife of Grof Frantisek Nadasdy, another murderous psychopath, known as 'The Black Beg', who frolicked with the severed heads of the enemy and later died by the Turkish sword.

Notice the complete absence of the word 'Draculea' in her name? That sort of lends itself to the conclusion that ; holy fuck, she wasn't Countess Dracula at all. Maybe she was.... gee, I dunno.... Countess Bathory?

[Sin Studly]

Except that 'Countess Dracula' isn't her nickname. Her nickname is the Blood Countess, or the Cachtice Mistress. Dracula was the nickname of Prince Vlad III of Wallachia, also known as 'Vlad the Impaler'.

Oh, and you're a fucking idiot.

[Venom Symbiote]

As much as I think Sin is a complete cock, he just pwned you big-time, Frenchie.

[Sin Studly]

Last time she tried to convince me that Slovak ; a language I can speak passably, is written in Cyrillic. She's an insane deluded fuck who insists on educating people on subjects she knows nothing about, even if they do.

[Oxygene]

If we're talking about papercuts...
Anyone ever have a metal cut? With a piece of metal that's as thin as a sheet of paper (not tin foil, but something strong?)?
If you get one of those products (usually dvds or cds or something small) that has that small white plastic anti-theft thing stuck on it, that makes the gates outside go BEEP BEEP, well if you take one appart, you'll find a small thing sheet of some metal in it (or I did back then) and what I was doing is flicking it with my finger on it's side fast up and down, and it got out of the way, it seemed like fun.. then I hit it dead on at a 90 degree angle, it sliced my finger open I shit you not, so deep you can still see the scar today. Now that sucks... it didn't hurt so bad tho, but it was one of a few injuries, that left a permanent mark :(

[Llamas]

If we're talking about papercuts...
Anyone ever have a metal cut? With a piece of metal that's as thin as a sheet of paper (not tin foil, but something strong?)?
If you get one of those products (usually dvds or cds or something small) that has that small white plastic anti-theft thing stuck on it, that makes the gates outside go BEEP BEEP, well if you take one appart, you'll find a small thing sheet of some metal in it (or I did back then) and what I was doing is flicking it with my finger on it's side fast up and down, and it got out of the way, it seemed like fun.. then I hit it dead on at a 90 degree angle, it sliced my finger open I shit you not, so deep you can still see the scar today. Now that sucks... it didn't hurt so bad tho, but it was one of a few injuries, that left a permanent mark :(

You can't really compare that with paper or plastic cuts, though. I've sliced my hand on tennis ball packages before too many times... those things are fucking dangerous. And I know people who have had to had stitches in their hands because of them. A metal cut is always going to be far more extreme than a paper or plastic cut, so it's not exactly comparable. But yes, fucking painful.

[Paint_It_Black]

I can't be bothered to actually check, but I believe there was an old film called Countess Dracula that was sort of based on the bitch you're discussing. It was possibly one of those Hammer horror productions.

[offspring dude]

Well the worst two things that have ever happened to me were:

When i was like 4 or 5 me and my mum were getting on a bus, and the dickhead driving started up the bus and went before we even got on the bus properly, now on these sort of buses you have to climb like 4 big steps before you get to the first deck, so we both when flying off onto the road, i managed to put my arms out and not hit my face but i broke my left arm, i can't remember the pain but i remember the whole event and it was pretty horrible, especially because my mum was unnconsious and i didn't know what to do.

Second time was when i was dirtbiking down this fat hill through the woods, i had done these trails a lot of times before so i was quite used to them, but i had never tried this big jump which only one of my mates could do, so i decided to go for it and as soon as i took off in the air i knew i didn't do it right, i didn't reach the landing ramo but instead hit the back of it staright on, i flew off my bike and then got up and everything seemed kinda fine but my one of my fingers felt really strange, so i looked at it only to discover i had cut off about half of my finger off (not vertically but like nailwise if you get what i mean,) there was blood all over and i could just see my bone. The pain was pretty horrible, and my finger was left with a funny starnge shape.

[Sin Studly]

Maria, you're a fucking idiot. Yes, there's an old Hammer Horror movie called Countess Dracula which is VERY loosely based on the life of Elizabeth Bathory. There's also an "Elsa ; She-Wolf of the SS", loosely based on Ilse Koch. However, the Blood Countess is not known as Countess Dracula any more than the Bitch of Buchenwald is known as the She-Wolf of the SS. Fuck, you might as well argue that Romeo Montague is also known as Tromeo Que. Fucking idiot.

Countess Dracula is not her fucking nickname, and you're a stupid ignorant insane wretch. All the Hammer Horror movies in the world aren't going to change this. Stop trying to educate people on things you know nothing about.

[Sin Studly]

I never said there wasn't a link between her and Bram Stoker's work. But again, do we refer to Shakespeare's Iago as Ryan O'Reilly simply because a character in another media form was based on him? Do we refer to Romeo as Tromeo Que? These links are about a movie based on Countess Bathory, featuring a fictional character named Countess Dracula. That doesn't make Countess Dracula her fucking nickname. You fucking idiot.

You're a fucking idiot, and you're wrong.

[Paint_It_Black]

Bonus points for the Oz reference.

[Sin Studly]

And actually, while I'm at it there isn't a link between her and Bram Stoker's work. Bram Stoker's character was originally going to be called Count Wampyr until his research in Romanian culture and cuisine led him to the legend of Vlad III Draculea of Wallachia. He immediately changed the name of the character to Dracula, but obviously did no other research because the book was set in fucking Transylvania, and the title character identified himself as a Szekely, descended from Attilla, then later claimed he was descended from the vojvodes, which would make him an ethnic Vlak like the real Draculea. There's no possible way he based anything in Dracula on Bathory ; she was a serial killer who bathed in blood and all of Eastern Europe believed in vampires long before she came around. Dracula would have been based on the Austrio-Hungarian accounts of Petar Popović and other "vampires" in Serbia.

So basically, Bram Stoker was a stupid fucking drunken Mick who didn't know fuckballs about what he was writing about, and made such an obvious error (mixing Vlaks and Szekelys) that all of Romania wanted to slit his throat, and probably still do, and he probably never even heard of the Blood Countess.

Oh, and you're still a stupid condescending bitch who knows nothing.


edit ; and all your information is googled. I already know this shit. Quit 'educating' people on shit they know far more than you about.... like when you tried to convince me a language I used on a daily basis was written in fucking cyrillic. Stupid fucking wretch.

[JoY]

the worst physical pain generally is nerve pain. I thankfully don't have too much experience with it, but I do know nerve damage is just rraaahhhh. *clenches fists*

the worst pain I ever had, was when I was operated on my head. I had mastoiditis, an infection of a bone (the mastoid) in the skull that's behind the ear. I got it from a invasive double ear infection & the risk of getting meningitis was too large, so they operated me & took out most of the bone. I wasn't bothered much, it wasn't all that bad & it didn't hurt much, as far as I remember. I just felt really sick & I hated the IV. pulled it out at night constantly, because I still sleepwalked a lot then.

I also pulled out the cotton they stuffed the wound behind my ear with. there was so much of it, I didn't know/realise I had such a gaping hole in my head, I just kept pulling out more & more cotton. then, when the doctor came in, he gasped at what I'd done, took me into his office immediately & pulled out the little pieces of cotton that were dried up in the blood inside the wound. then he stuffed the wound with new, clean cotton again. that was the worst pain I ever experienced. I screamed so loudly, all the kids in the waiting room were crying & staring at me in awe when I went back to my hospital room.

[Sin Studly]

Defeated? So far all you've showed me are links to one horror movie called Countess Dracula. That's a far cry from the fucking discovery channel. Nobody knows her as Countess Dracula except pretentious idiots like you, who are stupid and wrong. And scouring the web? I haven't been scouring the web for this information ; I know it all off-hand. You're the one whose been desperately googling for information to back up your idiocy (by the way ; A hammer horror movie title doesn't count)

PS ; She didn't drink their blood or eat their flesh, you fucking idiot. When will you just fucking stop trying to educate people on shit you know nothing about?

[Sin Studly]

There's nothing more satisfying than proving you wrong, Maria. Not just the winning part, it's the watching you desperately struggle to insist you're right, no matter how utterly wrong you are. You're an insane pathetic cunt, and the world is sorrier for having you in it.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Most ppl know her as Countess Dracula, now, whether a mistake or not the moniker has stayed, & with the blessing of Discovery Channel, too. One can say Countess Dracula & everyone will know what they mean.

Most people? What the hell, most people? You mean, eventually the people who watch the Discovery Channel. That's not most people. Most people might know her as Blood Countess or here as the Mistress of Čachtice. I live 200km from the Báthory castle and I can assure you your legend information is full of shit. Please quit educating people on matters you don't know anything about or grasped from movies or books.

P.S.: We don't use cyrillic.

[the_GoDdEsS]

Why are you digressing? I don't care about any memorandum of yours. I don't care if you think we use the cyrillic. That would be fine and I'd love to correct people on that. However I find it funny that you'd try to convince other people of it. Or you proclaiming that Elizabeth was eating and drinking blood.

[Sin Studly]

Maria, the moral of the story is that when you don't know fuck-all about something, you shouldn't attempt to educate others on it.