Happy Birthday to meeee!!

[Overworked & Underfucked]

It's my eighteenth today :D I can buy lottery tickets and porn now!! If I commit a crime, I can be tried as an adult. AND if I really wanted to (which I don't) I could vote in the next election!

Already won $22.00 in lotto tickets. It's gonna be a good day :)

[Lodat225]

Happy Birthday. You should post the day of your birthday so someone else could've made one, but oh well. Hope you have a good day.

[Mota Boy]

This would be much more appropriate for the board a few years ago, but nevertheless...

It's my birthday and I'll do what I want to
Fuck you it's my birthday.
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,
it's my party, I'll make you cry if I want to...or leave.
Fuck you, it's not your birthday, so do what I say.

For 24 hours you're wishing me well
364 days I'm in hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.

[sKratch]

zogm the vandals

[F@ BANKZ]

It's my eighteenth today :D I can buy lottery tickets and porn now!! If I commit a crime, I can be tried as an adult. AND if I really wanted to (which I don't) I could vote in the next election!

Already won $22.00 in lotto tickets. It's gonna be a good day :)

Wow you lucky sod: and to think i would have to buy lotto tickets and porn illegaly if i wanted them.

[igniton/pyro]

its so sad that you make a birthday thread for yourself

[Lodat225]

It's so sad that you have a year old thread on your sig.

[igniton/pyro]

It's so sad that you have a year old thread on your sig.

you gotta have a thread about the most pathetic poster on the board in the signature so everyone can se it.

[HornyPope]

Eighteen is a good age to start making porn. Even the Gov. agrees.

[Lodat225]

Eighteen is a good age to start making porn. Even the Gov. agrees.

Hahaha, yeah. Especially underworked and underfucked.

[Mota Boy]

I hear they have good hours and excellent, um, benefits. That could take care of both your problems.