If You Died Tomorrow I Wouldnt Come To Your Funeral

[spunXtain]

CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE FRIENDS
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

[Sinister]

What the fuck ?

[0r4ng3]

Once and offspringer, always an offspringer.

[neocon58]

fuckin' thugz fo lyf baby

[Stranger With Candy]

That gun in your signature looks pretty fucked up.

[Camel Filters]

I can feel the love.

[el_monkey]

outlaw killer on the ride until I die

[the_GoDdEsS]

Reminded me of the gun obsessed guy who recently posted his wife died. Just an observation. But this was lame.

[Mota Boy]

What if it was a suicide? Then could you make the funeral?

[Jakebert]

Wait, so you're threatening people on a BBS with an internet gun?

I'll bet your e-penis is small and you're overcompensating.

[Apathy]

no, no.

He's actually saying that he'd kill whomever killed you. So it's not a threat. It's just angry typing.

[Whiplash]

He's one messed up puppy alright.

[T-6005]

What if they didn't know who killed you?

[endlesst0m]

I hate it when there's people that I sorta know in school, but not that great, and I say hi to them one time, but after that I avoid them, because you can't just keep saying hi everyday without actually having any conversations with them. I don't know why, but you just can't.

[F@ BANKZ]

What's worse is when people try talking to you and you don't even know their name even when you've been in their groups for 4 years and you end up calling them man or woman and have to make out it's a joke. It happens more often than you'd think...Very awkward.

[Sinister]

I can (sort of) relate. except it`s been six months, not 4 years.

[Judge B]

Wait, so you're threatening people on a BBS with an internet gun?

I'll bet your e-penis is small and you're overcompensating.

His e-bullets are probably small too, so no danger. :D

[Nineteen Seventy Nine]

I actually like what he said:

"If you died tomorrow, I wouldn't come to your funeral."
"Why?"
"Because I'd be in prison for killing the person that killed you."

I find it pretty creative. I don't know if he thought of it or not, but whatever.

It reminds me of:
"So? You don't need to do everything your friends do. If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?"
"Well, yeah, I have to save them."

[Andy]

So your friend gets shot tomorrow, and you'd miss the funeral because you'll be in jail?

Can your legal system send ours a fax or something, because that's pretty impressive work.

[Andy]

Last time I checked

[Whiplash]

Yeah i noticed to, Haven't seen you in a while andy.

[Andy]

Indeed.

Yep, I've been away for a while. Well, a long while. I'd like to say I haven't been on because I've been busy being exciting and enjoying a fun-filled existence. Unfortunately, that isn't the case. My computer has become bollocks and I've been working a lot, and basically the only reason I'm on here now is because I managed to grab someones laptop.

[Nina]

Ooohh! Andy!

[Andy]

Good day to you miss.

[Andy]

Well.....I'm back into nursing.

[Nina]

What a coincidence, I am going as a nurse this carneval! I guess we have to make out now.

[Andy]

I'm afraid it's the only way. Saddle up.

[Andy]

You're forgiven.

[Andy]

To whit I have no response other than....Why?

[Andy]

Yeah, thanks.

[killer_queen]

Austin Powers scares the shit out of me.

And this thread is kind of cute. I wish the starter of it really meant it. Actually I wish I had someone in my life who could say that.

[JohnnyNemesis]

Am I the only one that thought spunXtain was being silly and using that overused chain-e-mail line because of how stupid it is?

[Lodat225]

It's those gay friendship stuff like "i'd be in jail with you laughing" and stuff like that.

[killer_queen]

Am I the only one that thought spunXtain was being silly and using that overused chain-e-mail line because of how stupid it is?

No. Everyone except me thinks it's ultra lame.

Maria, what the fuck? wcm is right, you do have a bad taste in men. Well, not bad. Weird.