I'm living with my girlfriend's dad this summer.

[T-6005]

We met once. He made me a steak.

Discuss how completely unawkward this will be.

[ninthlayer]

Sweet, I wont be the only one squatting for the summer. You've made my life less awkward.

[All About Eve]

Make him a steak, and all will be good.

[T-6005]

He's already overcharging me for rent. As if.

PS - I like it when other people save my almost bad thread. Lucky I'm so cool and it happens to me.

[All About Eve]

What's his opinion on spooning? And abortions?

[ninthlayer]

I'll either be living at my grandparent's place or my best friend's mom's house for the summer. Either way, I'll just be paying the cable/internet bill and chipping in on groceries.

I still kinda resent the fact that I wont be living on my own again until I leave town in August. Four month periods between leases can suck me the fuck off.

[Mota Boy]

The most awkward thing about me meeting my girlfriends' dads has usually been the fact that I ultimately have not (so far) been their son in law... son in laws?... sons in law?... son in law?

Also, some have hinted that I may at the least play a part in the family business.

/have an "unawkward" breakup with a chick and her dad and then call me
//here's a hint - you can't have make-up sex with her dad

[H1T_That]

I'll either be living at my grandparent's place or my best friend's mom's house for the summer. Either way, I'll just be paying the cable/internet bill and chipping in on groceries.

I still kinda resent the fact that I wont be living on my own again until I leave town in August. Four month periods between leases can suck me the fuck off.

Definatley go with the 'best friends mother' option.

[ninthlayer]

My grandparents live closer to where I work and will make me food every night. Also, they have a shower instead of just a bathtub.

And T.Bomb is planning on selling her house this summer, so that wouldn't flesh out too well for me.

[H1T_That]

Ah well. Convenience + food = sense.

[Sin Studly]

I've done that before. We smoked a lot of weed and watched UFC all the time.

[T-6005]

I am poor and my girlfriend's mother pushed money into my hand before I left her house today.

It was embarrassing. But now I can order pizza and buy beer for tonight.

[Paint_It_Black]

I wish my mother paid my whores for me :(

[Llamas]

I wish my mom threw the money on the floor.

Sorry, I had to.

[Paint_It_Black]

I actually lol'd.

And your mom likes it when I throw the money on the floor.

[wheelchairman]

Tizz's parents tried to give me money once. I refused, so they gave it to Maartje. Wtf?

[Llamas]

Tizz's parents tried to give me money once. I refused, so they gave it to Maartje. Wtf?

It gets confusing when you use both names in the same sentence.

Or was that intentional and I missed something?

[wheelchairman]

No, that's just how I talk... :p

[Llamas]

haha, awesome. It's almost like she's got a split personality! Twice the Tizz!

[HornyPope]

I am poor and my girlfriend's mother pushed money into my hand before I left her house today.

It was embarrassing. But now I can order pizza and buy beer for tonight.

Blackmail your dad you pussy.

[Tizzalicious]

Tizz's parents tried to give me money once. I refused, so they gave it to Maartje. Wtf?

Yeah, I loved that (so did Maartje, btw), they should do that more often.

[Llamas]

Haha, awesome avatar!!

[Tizzalicious]

Thank you!