Replies to spam

[Vera]

What the title says.


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Dear Rosanna,

I'm very sorry to hear your boyfriend's dick keeps slipping out when you have sex. Here's a friendly suggestion: GET A SMALLER VAGINA.

Love,

Sanni

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Dear Tiffany,

You seem to be having the opposite problem as our dear Rosanna, as you informed me your mouth is tiny and his cock is huge.

I'm going to tell you what my mother always told me; don't bite off more than you can chew.

Have a nice day, and tell your boyfriend hi from me. :)

Sanni

[ZagmenO]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice. ;);)

[Whiplash]

Wow sanni, You're a real bitch....And I love you for it, Wanne sex?

[JohnnyNemesis]

I'm going to tell you what my mother always told me; don't bite off more than you can chew.

So you're the reason she gives such lousy head? I'm so mad at you and your Mom right now.

[mrconeman]

So you're the reason she gives such lousy head? I'm so mad at you and your Mom right now.

...
*slow applause*

[Vera]

Pshhh, Rosie told me she's gonna break up with you soon, Ricky.

[JohnnyNemesis]

...
*slow applause*

*bows gracefully*


Pshhh, Rosie told me she's gonna break up with you soon, Ricky.

Pfft, whatevz, I don't luh dat 'ho.

[All About Eve]

luh dat 'ho.
Isn't this a song?

[mrconeman]

we dun luh deez hoez