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The Talking Pie
08-10-2007, 02:57 PM
With the postal strike and all that's been going on here in England the last month or so, I couldn't help but come up with the following (if you're not from the UK, the 'Special Delivery' link will probably be lost on you):


Hey now do you see me on my way?
Delivering post every day.
Mail your bills, cards, your pay -
I know you better that way.
Some times your letters I will steal.
You'll feel unloved like I feel.

Then I'll blow you away.
Now you gonna talk to me? You gonna talk to me?
And the voices told me to blow you away.
Now you gonna talk to me? You gonna talk to me?

Hey now when I'm knocking on your door.
This Special Delivery is yours.
Post out, receive it real soon;
Be with you latest by noon!

Then I'll blow you away.
Now you gonna talk to me? You gonna talk to me?
And the voices told me to blow you away.
Now you gonna talk to me? You gonna talk to me?
If I hadn't sold your post on eBay
You'd never talk to me, you'd never talk to me.
Questioning every day:
Is the post okay?

Post fills up my bins.
Mustn't say.
Post fills up my bins.
Mustn't say.

But you can't tell a man that he's got no post.
You can't tell a man that he's got no post.
You can't tell a man that he's got no post.
You can't tell a man that he's...
God, help me!

So I'll blow you away.
Now you gonna talk to me? You gonna talk to me?
And the voices told me to blow you away.
Now you gonna talk to me? You gonna talk to me?
If I hadn't sold your post on eBay
You'd never talk to me, you'd never talk to me.
Questioning every day:
Is that package for me?
sKratch
08-10-2007, 03:05 PM
Sounds familiar...
Jakebert
08-10-2007, 03:40 PM
Oh, that's a good song. I love Green Day!
Z-Speak
08-10-2007, 03:43 PM
Oh, that's a good song. I love Green Day!

It's by The Offspring you retard.
0r4ng3
08-10-2007, 03:45 PM
Did anyone else hear a loud "whoosh!" sound?
Jakebert
08-10-2007, 03:48 PM
I did. What the fuck was that?
Z-Speak
08-10-2007, 03:50 PM
I did. What the fuck was that?

It was your retardedness.
Jakebert
08-10-2007, 03:53 PM
Dude, 0r4ng3, I think I just heard it again. Did you?
nameless
08-10-2007, 06:23 PM
Dude, 0r4ng3, I think I just heard it again. Did you?

maybe someone should explain!
sKratch
08-10-2007, 10:43 PM
http://www.skratch-zero.com/crap/omegaeffect.gif
Paint_It_Black
08-11-2007, 05:56 AM
Did anyone else hear a loud "whoosh!" sound?

Only the loudest, most awesome whoosh sound ever.
Apathy
08-11-2007, 09:06 AM
haha, Z-Speak is so dumb.

I think we'd know if it was by the offspirng amirite?
sKratch
08-11-2007, 09:59 AM
If what was by the who-again? :confused:
Jakebert
08-11-2007, 02:08 PM
The Offspring. It's the band Tom DeLonge started after Blink 182 broke up.
Andy
08-11-2007, 02:53 PM
Z-Speak is gradually becoming my favourite BBS-er ever.
Lizardus
08-11-2007, 11:48 PM
The Offspring. It's the band Tom DeLonge started after Blink 182 broke up.

Did you know that Mark posts here?