patriotic catch phrases

[calichix]

I really need some along the lines of "This aint a rag it's a flag and it stands for the USA," or "These colors don't bleed," or "I don't vote green party I vote red, white, and blue party." I'm going to a peace thing tomorrow in San Francisco and I feel like I should have some handy in case a hilarious opportunity arises.

I fuggiiiinng hate liberal radio. Today this guy was saying, "Depleted uranium has more killing power than an Auschwitz oven." What the fuck does that mean? So does lightning. So does a poorly crafted roof.

I'm trying to get some non-hippy credibility back because today I spent my lunch hour trying to convince people from the midwest that trees, fagz, air, recycling, sea otters, minorities, and health food are really cool and that it's so depressing that UC Berkeley is full of asians now because it used to be such a "progressive hotbed". I fucking said progressive hotbed. Killme.

anyway, patriotic catch phrases. hit it.

[TBD]

I fuggiiiinng hate liberal radio.

Does this shit exist? Whenever I listen to the radio its O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, Rush Limbaugh or some other conservative douche bag.

The only thing on the radio I like is Howard Stern. Makes my morning hour commute every weekday seem much better.

[calichix]

ugh, in berkeley it does. and they always say

WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE HOW COULD YOU _______
or

LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME _______ seems JUST to you

or

WELL MAYBE I'M JUST A COMPLETE AND TOTAL IGNORAMOUS BUT EXPLAIN TO ME HOW _______

[T-6005]

A hotbed sounds good right about now.

[TBD]

I don't understand how some fuck face can tell me to care about what's going on in other countries when I can't even get my own shit straight most of the time.

[JohnnyNemesis]

I hate liberals.

[TBD]

lolololol affirmative action. What a joke.

[sKratch]

Just keep bringing up how we can't forget 9/11.

[calichix]

DUDE arises does not have 2 r's. killmewhyamInotincolllegggge.


I really want the killing power thing explained.


ps: hey stemegafinephen.

[Endymion]

I fuggiiiinng hate liberal radio. Today this guy was saying, "Depleted uranium has more killing power than an Auschwitz oven." What the fuck does that mean? So does lightning. So does a poorly crafted roof.

being a flight attendant is more dangerous than working with depleted uranium.

[calichix]

dude, I love sister sister.

[Sunny]

progressive hotbed


i <3 you. *has a fit of giggles*


then again, who am i kidding. i too love trees, fags and sea otters.

...and granola.

[calichix]

dude *whisprz* I eat quinoa regularly.

[sKratch]

Shit gurl how you doin.
<3<3<3

[Endymion]

the longer i live in norcal the more hippie i get =/

it sucks.

[JohnnyNemesis]

You already had the hair down.

amirite?