SkunkIt
09-26-2007, 07:47 PM
"We made the mistake of telling our son that babies grew in bellies. He seemed fine with that, but then approached a rather heavy man in McDonald's to ask when his baby was going to be born. Looks like we left some basic facts out. We nearly died of embarrassment."
"My son Zach and I were working on his 1st Grade school project. He was Student of the Week and we were to make a poster about him. We decided to divide it into four areas: one about him, his family, his likes, and photos of Zach, his Mom, Stepdad Dave, Dad, and his sister Cierra. We were gluing pictures onto his poster and I needed to leave the table to check on dinner. When I returned a few minutes later, Zach says "I'm done." I said "Great", and looked it over. I then noticed in his "dislikes" section was the picture of his sister. Luckily the glue was still wet and I was able to move her to the family section where she belonged."
"I was teaching the 3 year olds in Sunday School and one morning this little girl, Stephanie decided to eat the crayons. I would take it out of her hand as she was tempting to put it in her mouth and put it back in the crayon box, without saying anything, hoping she would get the hint not to eat crayons. After the third one, I said: "Honey, that crayon don't taste good." She picked up a different color and said: "Do this taste good?"
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"My son Zach and I were working on his 1st Grade school project. He was Student of the Week and we were to make a poster about him. We decided to divide it into four areas: one about him, his family, his likes, and photos of Zach, his Mom, Stepdad Dave, Dad, and his sister Cierra. We were gluing pictures onto his poster and I needed to leave the table to check on dinner. When I returned a few minutes later, Zach says "I'm done." I said "Great", and looked it over. I then noticed in his "dislikes" section was the picture of his sister. Luckily the glue was still wet and I was able to move her to the family section where she belonged."
"I was teaching the 3 year olds in Sunday School and one morning this little girl, Stephanie decided to eat the crayons. I would take it out of her hand as she was tempting to put it in her mouth and put it back in the crayon box, without saying anything, hoping she would get the hint not to eat crayons. After the third one, I said: "Honey, that crayon don't taste good." She picked up a different color and said: "Do this taste good?"
Got any more?