Jakebert
10-01-2007, 08:03 PM
...next Sunday, AD.
There was a guy named Joel.
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaace.
We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst I can find.
He'll have to sit and watch him while
They moniter his mind.
Keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the movies begin or end.
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends.
Robot roll call!
Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
Crooooooow
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
And other science facts.
Just repeat to yourself,
"It's just a show, and I should really just relax...
...for Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Let's all talk about how awesome that show was. It was awesome.
There was a guy named Joel.
Not too different from you or me.
He worked at Gizmonic institute,
Just another face in a red jumpsuit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into spaaace.
We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst I can find.
He'll have to sit and watch him while
They moniter his mind.
Keep in mind Joel can't control
Where the movies begin or end.
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends.
Robot roll call!
Cambot!
Gypsy!
Tom Servo!
Crooooooow
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes,
And other science facts.
Just repeat to yourself,
"It's just a show, and I should really just relax...
...for Mystery Science Theater 3000"
Let's all talk about how awesome that show was. It was awesome.