Band survey!

[Llamas]

Yeah, I really am this bored.

Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles.

Goo Goo Dolls:

-Are you male or female?:
You Never Know

-Describe yourself:
We Are The Normal

-How do some people feel about you?:
January Friend

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Disconnected

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Big Machine ;)

-Where would you rather be?:
Already There

-Where are you?
Tucked Away

-Describe what you want to be:
Bullet Proof

-Describe how you live:
Full forever

-Describe how you love:
Naked

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Hate This Place


...someone be lame with me?

[Marco]

Queen:

-Are you male or female?:
Fat bottomed Girls

-Describe yourself:
We Are The Champions

-How do some people feel about you?:
I Can't Live Without You

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Dead On Time

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
My Fairy King

-Where would you rather be?:
Living On My Own

-Where are you?
Long Away

-Describe what you want to be:
Jesus

-Describe how you live:
I Want It All

-Describe how you love:
In Only Seven Days

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Too Much Love Will Kill You

cool thread actually

[0r4ng3]

...someone be lame with me?
Sure thing!

Alkaline Trio

-Are you male or female?:
Mr. Chainsaw

-Describe yourself:
Stupid Kid

-How do some people feel about you?:
We've Had Enough

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Maybe I'll Catch Fire

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Fatally Yours

-Where would you rather be?:
San Francisco

-Where are you?
Back To Hell

-Describe what you want to be:
Bloodied Up

-Describe how you live:
Dead End Road

-Describe how you love:
Fine Without You

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Prevent This Tragedy

I'll probably even do another one. I'm putting off a paper that's already a day late.

[Stranger With Candy]

alright then

Queens Of The Stone Age:

-Are you male or female?:
No One Knows

-Describe yourself:
I Was A Teenage Hand Model

-How do some people feel about you?:
Everybody Knows That You Are Insane

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Sick, Sick, Sick

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
You Would Know

-Where would you rather be?:
In The Fade

-Where are you?
In My Head

-Describe what you want to be:
Feel Good Hit Of The Summer

-Describe how you live:
Quick And To The Pointless

-Describe how you love:
Skin on Skin

-Share a few words of wisdom:
You Think I Ain't Worth a Dollar, But I Feel Like a Millionaire

[Tijs]

Guns n' Roses:

-Are you male or female?:
Mr. Brownstone

-Describe yourself:
One in a million

-How do some people feel about you?:
Bad obsession

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Don't damn me

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Used to love her

-Where would you rather be?:
Paradise City

-Where are you?
Down on the farm (but 'Coma' would be more appropriate to GnR)

-Describe what you want to be:
Human Being

-Describe how you live:
I don't care about you

-Describe how you love:
Back off bitch

-Share a few words of wisdom:
You can't put your arms around a memory

[coke_a_holic]

Good god yes!


Bomb The Music Industry!

-Are you male or female?:
I'm a panic bomb, baby!

-Describe yourself:
King of Minneapolis

-How do some people feel about you?:
Dude, get with the program.

-How do you feel about yourself?:
It's official! We're borrrrrring!

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
I don't love you anymore

-Where would you rather be?:
Sweet Home Cannada

-Where are you?
All alone in my big lonely apartment

-Describe what you want to be:
FRRREEEEE BIIIIIRRRRD!!!!!! FRRRRREEEEEEE BIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!

-Describe how you live:
No rest for the whiny

-Describe how you love:
Old and unprofessional

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Never trust a man without a horribly embarrassing secret

[wheelchairman]

Nice. Haha. Smashing Pumpkins, I choose you!

-Are you male or female?:
The Boy

-Describe yourself:
I am One.

-How do some people feel about you?:
Spiteface.

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Perfect

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Pissant

-Where would you rather be?:
Destination Unknown

-Where are you?
Home

-Describe what you want to be:
Le Deux Machina

-Describe how you live:
With Every Light

-Describe how you love:
Happy Fucking Valentines

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Kill Your Parents!!!

[XYlophonetreeZ]

I thought the Blood Brothers would make for some interesting answers.
-Are you male or female?:
Mr. Electric Ocean

-Describe yourself:
Rat Rider

-How do some people feel about you?:
Trash Flavored Trash

-How do you feel about yourself?:
New York Slave

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Fucking's Greatest Hits

-Where would you rather be?:
Vital Beach

-Where are you?
Marooned on Piano Island

-Describe what you want to be:
James Brown

-Describe how you live:
We Ride Skeletal Lightning

-Describe how you love:
This Adultery is Ripe

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Spit Shine Your Black Clouds

[All About Eve]

REM.

-Are you male or female?:
Boy in the Well

-Describe yourself:
King of Comedy

-How do some people feel about you?:
The Worst Joke Ever

-How do you feel about yourself?:
At My Most Beautiful

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Let Me In

-Where would you rather be?:
Near Wild Heaven

-Where are you?
The Great Beyond

-Describe what you want to be:
Superman

-Describe how you live:
So Fast, So Numb

-Describe how you love:
Talk About the Passion!

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Stand

[0r4ng3]

Here's that second one I promised.

The Fall of Troy

-Are you male or female?:
A Man. A Plan. A Canal. Panama.

-Describe yourself:
Mouths Like Sidewinder Missles

-How do some people feel about you?:
Laces Out, Dan!

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Act One, Scene One

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
We Better Learn to Hotwire a Uterus

-Where would you rather be?:
Reassurance Rests in the Sea

-Where are you?
The Dark Trail

-Describe what you want to be:
Spartacus

-Describe how you live:
ROCKSTAR NAILBOMB!

-Describe how you love:
What Sound Does a Mastodon Make?

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Shhh!!! If You're Quiet, I'll Show You A Dinosaur

[cybermears]

lost prophets

-Are you male or female?:
Sway

-Describe yourself:
the new transmission

-How do some people feel about you?:
awkward

-How do you feel about yourself?:
the handsome life of swing

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
the fake sound of progress

-Where would you rather be?:
a town called hypocrisy

-Where are you?
I don't know

-Describe what you want to be:
a thousand apologies

-Describe how you live:
last summer

-Describe how you love:
make a move

-Share a few words of wisdom:
can't catch tomorrow (good shoes won't save you this time)
__________________

[opivy21]

Minutemen

-Are you male or female?:
Hey Lawdy Mama

-Describe yourself:
Self-Referenced

-How do some people feel about you?:
It's Expected I'm Gone

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Paranoid Chant

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Below the Belt

-Where would you rather be?:
Song For El Salvador

-Where are you?
The Maze

-Describe what you want to be:
The Glory of Man

-Describe how you live:
Lost

-Describe how you love:
Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Party With Me Punker

[GreenTerror]

DEVO!

-Are you male or female?:
Girl U want

-Describe yourself:
Out of Sync

-How do some people feel about you?:
Mongoloid

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Too Much Paranoias

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Ton O' Luv

-Where would you rather be?:
Mr. B's Ballroom

-Where are you?
Planet Earth

-Describe what you want to be:
Secret Agent Man

-Describe how you live:
Through Being Cool

-Describe how you love:
Snowball

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Freedom of Choice

[KyleW]

I Choose (<-- I'm winning already) The Offspring

-Are you male or female?:
Pretty Fly (For a white GUY)

-Describe yourself:
Special Delivery

-How do some people feel about you?:
(Cant Get My) Head Around You

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Million Miles Away

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Feelings/Want You Bad

-Where would you rather be?:
Tehran

-Where are you?
Baghdad

-Describe what you want to be:
Amazed

-Describe how you live:
Way Down The Line

-Describe how you love:
Hit That

-Share a few words of wisdom:
MOTA!

[GreenTerror]

That could've been done a lot better. WTF.
YOU R NOT TRU OFFSPRING FAN GTFO :mad:

[Nina]

A Perfect Circle

-Are you male or female?:
A Stranger

-Describe yourself:
The Outsider

-How do some people feel about you?:
Weak and Powerless

-How do you feel about yourself?:
The Package

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Thomas

-Where would you rather be?:
Vanishing

-Where are you?
The Noose

-Describe what you want to be:
Sleeping Beauty

-Describe how you live:
Gravity

-Describe how you love:
3 Libras

-Share a few words of wisdom:
People are People

[Corpse]

Metallica

-Are you male or female?:
Lover Man

-Describe yourself:
Phantom Lord

-How do some people feel about you?:
Seek and Destroy

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Am I Evil?

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Ain't My Bitch

-Where would you rather be?:
Through The Never

-Where are you?
Trapped Under Ice

-Describe what you want to be:
The Thing That Should Not Be

-Describe how you live:
Frantic

-Describe how you love:
Sweet Amber

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Free Speech For The Dumb

[Jakebert]

R.E.M. Of course.

-Are you male or female?:
Boy in the Well

-Describe yourself:
I Don't Sleep, I Dream

-How do some people feel about you?:
Strange Currencies

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Disconnected

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Crush with Eyeliner

-Where would you rather be?:
West of the Fields

-Where are you?
Sitting Still

-Describe what you want to be:
King of Comedy

-Describe how you live:
Walk Unafraid

-Describe how you love:
Bang and Blame

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Beat a Drum

[Autonomist]

Wasn't gonna do this, but then I remembered I love Frenzal Rhomb.

-Are you male or female?:
Suburban Male

-Describe yourself:
I'm the Problem With Society

-How do some people feel about you?:
Why Aren't You Dead?

-How do you feel about yourself?:
I'm a Backwards Fucken Useless Piece of Dogshit... and I Vote

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
My Girlfriend's a Man

-Where would you rather be?:
Gambling, Vomit, Sleeping in the Bin

-Where are you?
U.S. Anus

-Describe what you want to be:
Richer Than You

-Describe how you live:
Don't Shoot the Guests

-Describe how you love:
Cocksucker

-Share a few words of wisdom:
When You Are Asleep I Vacuum Your Balls

[Mr. Gepetto]

Primus

-Are you male or female?:
Mr. Krinkle

-Describe yourself:
My Name is Mud

-How do some people feel about you?:
Dirty Drowning Man

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Mr. Knowitall

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Mrs. Blaileen

-Where would you rather be?:
Professor Nutbutter's House of Treats

-Where are you?
Over the Electric Grapvine

-Describe what you want to be:
Electric Uncle Sam

-Describe how you live:
Over the Falls

-Describe how you love:
To Defy the Laws of Tradition

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Mama Didn't Raise No Fool

[All About Eve]

-Describe yourself:
I Don't Sleep, I Dream

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Disconnected

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Crush with Eyeliner

-Describe how you love:
Bang and Blame

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Beat a Drum
I was seriously about to use all of those.


Edit: A second, because I'm cool.

John Mellencamp this time.

-Are you male or female?:
Mr. Bellows

-Describe yourself:
Crumblin' Down

-How do some people feel about you?:
Stones in My Passway

-How do you feel about yourself?:
The Full Catastrophe

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
I Need a Lover

-Where would you rather be?:
My Aeroplane

-Where are you?
Small Town

-Describe what you want to be:
Pop Singer

-Describe how you live:
Between a Laugh and a Tear

-Describe how you love:
Hurts So Good

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Dance Naked

[Mr. Gepetto]

well i'm bored so imma gun do another

Less than jake

-Are you male or female?:
Dopeman

-Describe yourself:
Just Like Frank

-How do some people feel about you?:
Johnny Quest Thinks We're Sellouts

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Overrated

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Jen Doesn't Like Me anymore

-Where would you rather be?:
Liquor Store

-Where are you?
Rock-n-roll Pizzeria

-Describe what you want to be:
Great American Sharpshooter

-Describe how you live:
All My Best Friends are Metal Heads

-Describe how you love:
Short Fuse Burning

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Don't Fall Asleep on the Subway

[BREAK]

Anarchist Vampire

-Are you male or female?:
Hatchet Rydaz

-Describe yourself:
Vampires

-How do some people feel about you?:
Revenge is Mine

-How do you feel about yourself?
Bloody Tears

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Psycho Bitches

-Where would you rather be?:
300 Years

-Where are you?
Be There

-Describe what you want to be:
Remember

-Describe how you live:
Trials of the Undead, Pt. 1

-Describe how you love:
Baby, All I Need is You And I Miss You With All My Heart

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Hatchet Rydaz!

[Rag Doll]

placebo.

-Are you male or female?:
miss money penny

-Describe yourself:
slave to the wage

-How do some people feel about you?:
slackerbitch

-How do you feel about yourself?:
where is my mind?

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
special k

-Where would you rather be?:
sleeping with ghosts

-Where are you?
without you, i'm nothing

-Describe what you want to be:
i'll be yours

-Describe how you live:
running up that hill (yes, it's a cover, i know)

-Describe how you love:
bruise pristine

-Share a few words of wisdom:
protect me from what i want

[Sinister]

Metallica. And I'm doing this with the assumption that only the titles are considered, not the lyrics in the songs.

Are you male or female?:
Low Man's Lyric

-Describe yourself:
The God that Failed

-How do some people feel about you?:
Creeping Death (creepy, and that's as close as I can get)

-How do you feel about yourself?
Am I Evil?

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Better Than You

-Where would you rather be?:
Wherever I May Roam

-Where are you?
Trapped Under Ice

-Describe what you want to be:
Phantom Lord

-Describe how you live:
Whiskey in the Jar

-Describe how you love:
Nothing Else Matters

-Share a few words of wisdom:
To Live is to Die

[One to the right]

I'll try Lucky Boys Confusion

-Are you male or female?:
Mr. Wilmington

-Describe yourself:
Selectively Anti-Social

-How do some people feel about you?:
Bossman

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Ordinary

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Perfect

-Where would you rather be?:
Back Then

-Where are you?
City to City

-Describe what you want to be:
King of Apathy

-Describe how you live:
Like Rats from a sinking ship

-Describe how you love: Breaking Rules

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Slow Down


Easier than I thought it would be.

[0r4ng3]

And now, to kill even more precious time, a third. Chiodos.

-Are you male or female?:
Ravishing Matt Ruth

-Describe yourself:
Teeth the Size of Piano Keys

-How do some people feel about you?:
Rainclouds for Eyeballs

-How do you feel about yourself?:
I Didn't Say I Was Powerful, I Said I Was A Wizard

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
The Lover and the Liar

-Where would you rather be?:
Intensity in Ten Cities

-Where are you?
Vacation to Hell

-Describe what you want to be:
Is It Progression if a Cannibal Uses a Fork?

-Describe how you live:
Life is A Perception of Your Own Reality

-Describe how you love:
One Day Women Will All Become Monsters

-Share a few words of wisdom:
There's No Penguins in Alaska

[Sunny]

bright eyes, cause i'm a damn dirty emo bastard.


-Are you male or female?:
when the curious girl realizes she's under glass

-Describe yourself:
i'm wide awake, it's morning

-How do some people feel about you?:
something vague

-How do you feel about yourself?:
the center of the world ;p

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
oh, you are the roots that sleep beneath my feet and hold the earth in place

-Where would you rather be?:
road to joy

-Where are you?
driving fast through a big city at night

-Describe what you want to be:
easy, lucky, free

-Describe how you live:
first day of my life

-Describe how you love:
no lies, just love

-Share a few words of wisdom:
take it easy - love nothing

[Amazed]

I choose... *drum-roll* Metallica!


Are you male or female?:
So What?

-Describe yourself:
Stone Cold Crazy

-How do some people feel about you?:
Poor Twisted Me

-How do you feel about yourself?
Am I evil?

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Master of Puppets

-Where would you rather be?:
Jump in the Fire

-Where are you?
I Disappear

-Describe what you want to be:
One

-Describe how you live:
Carpe Diem Baby

-Describe how you love:
Nothing Else Matters

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Turn the Page

[Mr. Gepetto]

Shit there's already been three Metallicas.
And I really have fun doing this so here's my third.
Rage!


Are you male or female?:
Street Fighting Man

-Describe yourself:
Microphone Feind

-How do some people feel about you?:
Born a Broken Man

-How do you feel about yourself?
War Within a Breath

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Maria

-Where would you rather be?:
Maggie's Farm

-Where are you?
New Millenium Homes

-Describe what you want to be:
Snakecharmer

-Describe how you live:
Fuck the Police

-Describe how you love:
Calm Like a Bomb

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Take the Power Back

[WebDudette]

I was going to do Afi but I think Das Oath with have more interesting results.
As a bonus I will also combine The Locust in to this same list.

Das Oath/The Locust:

-Are you male or female?:
Awesome Rape/Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants

-Describe yourself:
The Great Anything/Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better

-How do some people feel about you?:
Drama!/Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Comfort Like Baseball Bats/Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
All Signs Point to.../File Under 'Soft Core Seizures'

-Where would you rather be?:
Harmonized/Tower of Mammal

-Where are you?
We Ruin Fun/Live From The Russian Compound

-Describe what you want to be:
Electronic Battleship/Full Frontal Obscurity

-Describe how you live:
Comatose Life of Wonderment/The Unwilling... Led by the Unqualified... Doing the Unnecessary

-Describe how you love:
The Terror the Delight and the Unendurable Pointlessness of Trying/Practiced Hatred

-Share a few words of wisdom:
All the Songs Have Been Sung/Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases, Get out of My Bed


Interesting? Maybe. Sense? None.

[i_am_the_bishop]

THE DICKIES

-Are you male or female?:
BOOBY TRAP

-Describe yourself:
I'VE GOT A SPLITTING HEDACHI

-How do some people feel about you?:
OH BOY!

-How do you feel about yourself?:
I'M OK YOU'RE OK

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
IT'S HUGE

-Where would you rather be?:
BOWLING WITH BEDROCK BARNEY

-Where are you?
I'M STUCK IN A CONDO (WITH) MARLON BRANDO

-Describe what you want to be:
PRETTY BALLERINA

-Describe how you live:
SOLITARY CONFINEMENT

-Describe how you love:
FREE WILLY

-Share a few words of wisdom:
SEE MY WAY

[iPunk247]

Yeah, I really am this bored.

Pick a band and answer only using that band's song titles.

The Offspring:

-Are you male or female?:
Nitro

-Describe yourself:
Americana

-How do some people feel about you?:
Bad Habit

-How do you feel about yourself?:
Pay The Man

-Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/interest:
Interest: Cool to Hate [sad but true]

-Where would you rather be?:
Staring at The Sun

-Where are you?
Gone Away

-Describe what you want to be:
Elders

-Describe how you live:
BlackBall

-Describe how you love:
Want You BAd or Dirty Magic

-Share a few words of wisdom:
Gotta Get Away


...someone be lame with me?

hahaha...geez... me lame-oh too! FUCK iT!!! muahahahahahahahhahahahhahaha